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Sohu Blog > Sister Egg Tart > Journal 2008-02-06 | 2008 New Year Joke {Pig} Label: Little Pig

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

I want to speak my mind when you are happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come-you look like a pig when you are happy, and more like it when you are angry. Happy new year, pig!

I live like this every day: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tai Sen, playing chess with Wei Ping, chatting with Clinton, bombing buildings with bin Laden and sending messages to pigs.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

Domestic pigs are kept at home, and those born in the mountains are called wild boars. Those who see this message are all stupid pigs. If the joke is a stupid pig, the angry pig, the dead pig who ignores me, and even the pig who doesn't reply is not as good as it is.

When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!

I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!

You'd better. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. And I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that the price of pork has gone up, so you can sell it at a good price!

Let me ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's ass. Write a song title ... you can't guess, your face is full of tears.

I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: pigs are not allowed at home!

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." "Words not to say that finish, he saw the pig very disdain abandoned you.

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road. Don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't sell pigs when you are short of money, don't get lost when you are happy, and feed pigs when you are resting. I wish my pig happiness!

The pig cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The pig said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is even more stupid than you!

There are small raindrops floating in the sky, which seem to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I rack my brains to write a poem full of sadness? Who knew that only pigs and idiots stared at this poem on their mobile phones?

Every time the wind blows and the rain blows, it is bitter. Please take care of it and send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball. The ball is round. Happy round egg, pig!

At dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; At night, when the sun goes down, you can enjoy yourself. The year of the pig is auspicious and prosperous!

The weather changes for free, be careful to catch cold, and care about you again: you should quit taking off your clothes; Second, the exit is late; Three cold drinks; Under the temptation is picky eaters; Five precepts of cold water bath; 6. Abstinence from alcohol; Seven commandments to climb the quilt; Do you understand, Bajie?

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world dies, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears; If I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.

The falling rain triggered my infinite thinking. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

There used to be countless friends, and it's the coolest if you think about it. I searched for you in my dream. When I suddenly turned around, you were still in my pig shed, eating grass, beside the tree, your tail wagging. So you're eating my tree, damn it!

I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose pig is so hungry?"

Before, I was just an ordinary knight-errant, until I met the most mysterious you in the Jianghu and called out your name. Since then, I have become a "pig man" admired by everyone in the Jianghu.

Piggy. Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day, and every five bowls reach the bottom. No one dares to compare his weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

The king asked for 100 pigs, but the minister only brought 99 pigs. The king said, "What about 1 pig?" The minister said, "There are still 1 people reading text messages!"

I wish you a happy Year of the Pig, full of sunshine, proud love, proud career, bad luck and good luck.

Congratulations! In the new year, the Bodhisattva will bless you, the God of Wealth will support you, the Duke Guan will protect you, and XiShen will surround you. Congratulations!

New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, starting from scratch, and a good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a successful person forever.

I wish you in the new year: financial resources are rolling, you are like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in.

The Year of the Rat is prosperous, the Year of the Ox is prosperous, the Year of the Tiger is fierce, the Year of the Rabbit is prosperous, the Year of the Dragon flies, year of the snake is auspicious, the Year of the Horse runs, the Year of the Sheep is released, the Year of the Monkey is high, the Year of the Rooster rises, and the Year of the Dog is prosperous. One zodiac sign is missing, and the Year of the Pig celebrates the New Year!

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

The moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to release pigs!

A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it maliciously. But the pig said impassioned, what is there to be afraid of dying? When I finish reading this message. Hmm. How interesting

God didn't give pigs wisdom because he wanted them to be happy. So, you must be happy.

Fat as a pig, aren't you upset? Being lazy like a pig is a crime? Stupid as a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! Do whatever you want!

It is said that a blind man is very accurate in fortune-telling, and everyone brought a pig with faded hair for him to calculate. After the blind man touched it, he was overjoyed and said, hip breadth has a round belly. He is a contemporary party member with a big face and small eyes. He is a leader, skinny and tender. He's keeping fresh!