A collection of 40 humorous sentences suitable for friends after sun exposure.

Humorous sentences suitable for making friends after tanning (I) 1. Yesterday, I went to climb the mountain, and I went back halfway. Because the sun was too bright, I sweated after two steps, and my sunburned skin turned black in a few minutes.

2. Go to the sun if you have nothing to do. Maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

3. The hair was asked where to play and how to get tanned. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?

4. On July 23rd, the temperature was 35 degrees and the sun was shining. Ma Shuang took a one-day tour. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

5. I'm better off if everyone else is sunbathing, sunbathing, and sunbathing. On this sunny day? Get sunburned

6. Suntanned in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and I haven't gone anywhere. .............

7. You can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

8. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!

9. I can't be white, I'm going to get a tan ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.

10. The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

1 1. I went out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I was very happy and gained weight after tanning.

12. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.

13. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

14. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

15. I miss you in spring, so don't spoil the green of the outing season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

16. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

17. Today, your, tanning Hawaiian girl.

18. I was tanned twice again.

19. I saw you that day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

20. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. I sunbathed at the seaside during the Spring Festival, and my arm got a little tanned. ...

Humorous sentences suitable for friends after sun exposure (2) 2 1. Wearing short sleeves is too insecure, and I still feel tanned after applying sunscreen for 50 times.

22. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

23. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

24. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and then look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring ...

25. Suntanned skin has turned into steel bars, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with fists. The speed of the charge is transformed into the tiger going down the mountain, and the armored kung fu inspires the gesture of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, but they will be the dragons in the sea, and they will put in a five-star red flag after destroying the enemy's morale!

26. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that my fate depends on myself. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

27. With you, I can be white!

28. Come for a swim, whether you get a tan or not.

29. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

30. The sun asked you to tan your parents' hair for me.

3 1. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I have no idea, so that's it.

32. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.

33. I'm completely tanned. Everyone says I'm Filipino.

34. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

Nothing new can move us in this season without moral integrity. The only thing we have to do is not to tan ourselves, because the sun is too hot.

36. Armed to the teeth, don't make me tan again.

37. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

38. During a military parade, an army chief walked by with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".

It is not easy to take a taxi in such a hot day. Fortunately, I met two handsome guys and got off early. They also said that it is impossible to get a tan with such white skin.

40. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

40 humorous sentences about getting sunburned while driving in summer.

Humorous sentences 1 1. After a trip to the water park, my carefully protected skin was still tanned.

It's sunny today. I'm going to get a tan.

3. Summer is suitable for expressing desire. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

4. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!

I got a tan before summer. . . Can't save the black. . . I got up early and failed. . . There is no one left. . .

6. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. Clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

7. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

8. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

9. Hair and face are integrated.

10.p The picture is really amazing ... You can become so white after tanning so much.

1 1. Years, please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

12. The latest favorite, Albin No.2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

13. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

14. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

15. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

16. I think about summer vacation all day, blow air conditioning and eat watermelon to catch up with the drama, and want to go out to play, but I am afraid of the heat and don't want to get tanned, and I am clamoring for losing weight and whitening all day. This is probably lazy cancer.

17. I miss you in spring, so don't spoil the green of the outing season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

18. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I threw a garbage downstairs, sprayed it with an umbrella, and still got a tan. How should I struggle this year?

19. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

20. I hate summer, because I get a tan, and I like winter, because I can hug the person I love when it's cold.

Humor sentence 2: 2 1. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.

22. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

23. This summer, not only is the sun not dark, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.

24. When you see your tanned skin, you will cut it hard.

25. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

27. I returned to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

28. I just hope I won't get fat and tan this summer.

29. Traveling to the countryside is more than just sunbathing.

30. Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

3 1. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I have no idea, so that's it.

32. ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... it's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

33. I was tanned in summer and my skin began to explode. It's disgusting ~

34. My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

35. The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.

36. Armed to the teeth, don't make me tan again.

37. I don't allow any inch of my skin to be tanned.

38. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

39. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

40. I got another 8 degrees tan.

A collection of humorous sentences teased by friends after sun exposure (40 sentences)

Humorous sentences teased by friends after tanning 1. You, if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot!

You can only see my eyes at night.

3. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

I'm not a sentimental person. I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn. I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

In order not to let others call me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and get a tan, so no one will call me an idiot.

6. Tanning more than 20,000 steps twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

7. Is my body really tanned too easily? In summer, my arms and legs are too dark to look at. I am very active in sun protection. If my face is not black at all, then my body is rubbing.

8. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

9. Longmen Escort Company plays a very happy fishing game every day. Sister Na has gone on holiday. This camp is hopeless. After military training, they all got a tan. After buying watermelons, I left in summer.

10. I went back to the warehouse today and my skin was tanned. ...

1 1. I got this tan to protect you secretly.

12. It looks like a sunny future, but there is a risk of tanning.

13. Be tanned and become a local. No pictures. Sadly, my great white skin has not been completely destroyed! !

14. At the thought of being bronzed in summer, Qian Qian's ten million grass-mud horses are floating in my heart, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

15. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

16. Walking with foreigners, they asked me which country in Africa I came from in English.

17. Compared with people with fair skin, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children are exposed to the sun. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

18. July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially welcomed! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

19. I am playing with him in the sun on the basketball court now. If I get a tan, I hope he can pay for my whitening products. If he were darker, I wouldn't want him.

20. Today is the day when the number of steps exceeds 10000+ one degree of tanning.

Humor: 2 being teased by friends after tanning 2 1. Although I got a little tan, I feel my skin is getting better ... finally my face is not rotten+I can't repair my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care if I want to live in the south for a while in the future. ...

22. Good cover. I guess straight men don't wear sunscreen to avoid tanning.

23. I got a tan twice again.

24. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

25. I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

26. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

27. Step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

28. The sun is too bad for me. Forget the tanning. I still got a sunburn. After washing my face, I put some water on my face. My face hurts. The point is that the days of traveling like this must last for a long time and be very annoying.

29. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

30. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?

3 1. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

Only we get up early in the morning and risk being tanned to climb the mountain.

33. I feel like I'm going to be tanned by the big sun. Riding a bike to climb a mountain is really tiring. It's time to buy a small electric car.

34. The holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. Ha ha ha ha.

I know I will get a tan, but I still stubbornly wear shorts. It's too hot.

36. When my sister came back from the seaside, she made a special tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

37. I was tanned in summer and my skin began to explode. It's disgusting ~

38. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. I sunbathed at the seaside during the Spring Festival, and my arm got a little tanned. ...

I won't allow any inch of my skin to be tanned.

40. If you don't want to cover it in summer, just bask in it.

Sentence set suitable for moving and making friends.

Sentences suitable for moving and making friends (I) 1. Moving in Shanghai for the first time is very tiring, but it's really great to have a clean and warm room.

It's like saying goodbye to your relatives when you leave home. Stuffing clothes and daily necessities into the big bag, sitting on the uncovered bed board, my heart is empty. I always feel that I have something to take away, and my mind is blank. I can't remember what it is at all.

3. move to a new home! Hungry dizzy! Wit, I suddenly remembered that the only food in the refrigerator was glutinous rice balls, so I replenished my energy first.

Today, there are stars in the five elements, and immortals also emigrate. It is the best way to become a god and be a fairy all your life.

5. In life, there will always be parting. Yes, I'm moving and leaving my old house, but I still can't bear to part with it. There are too many stories and beautiful memories of growing up here, which seems to have become an indispensable part of my life.

6. Moving is hard, moving is tiring, and packing is the worst crime. Everyone who moves gets hurt!

7. Today is a good day. We moved to a new house. After a busy year, we finally moved in. Let's commemorate it!

8. The sun is shining and the east wind sends love. If you move to a new house, you will be surprised by your neighbors!

9. Moving is really tiring. Fortunately, I can always accompany you!

10. Moving to a new house, good luck, golden nest and silver nest, lucky photos, all the best, good mood, people are safe, smiling often, good days, less troubles, good health and happiness.

1 1. It was too tiring to move, and everyone died. ...

12. I'm moving, but I can't bear to sell my old house. I have too many memories here. I miss the happy time I spent here. I hope I can come back again one day.

13. Moving is too tiring. Light the candle and smell it.

14. Moving dogs are not like female series.

15. It's really tiring to pack things and move. I only finished half in one night. Clean up all the garbage that should be cleaned up, and live a good life!

16. Some things must be taken away when moving, such as happiness, happiness, health and other valuables. Some rubbish must be thrown away: sadness, worry and helplessness!

17. The goods moved are transported smoothly, and the new home is bustling, thriving and happy.

18. When I moved, I kept thinking that it would be nice if I could move my old house to a new place. Although I know it is impossible, I still fantasize about it and want to realize this dream!

19. It's the Spring Festival, moving to a new house, wearing new clothes, having a good time everywhere and basking in the mood. Great!

20. congratulations Moved to a new home!

Legend of Happy Grass: One leaf is faith, two leaves are hope, three leaves are love and four leaves are luck. I want to give you four leaves of clover to achieve your goal. I wish you a happy move and a promotion step by step.

22. Moving, too tired to speak, sleep interrupted.

23. build a wall of copper and iron and paint a chrysanthemum to add color; On the golden beam, the jade column is upright and the court is clear.

24. I have moved and left my old house. I really hate everything here. Sometimes, I close my eyes and make everything clear here. Familiar feeling sometimes really feels good!

25. Sincere old friends! Congratulations, may your life get better and better! When you move to a new home, don't forget your old friends.

26. I dreamed of moving last night, thinking that I could finally have my own room. I was so happy. It was a dream.

27. Life is a process, with twists and turns, ups and downs, happy days, many lost places and feelings. Sometimes finding a good environment will make you feel better.

28. It is said that people should look forward, but why do I feel sad when I move out of the old house? It seems that I am too sentimental. Every time I leave, I give up, and so does this move!

29. Although moving is troublesome, it is also a life experience. In giving up the past, we will be more grateful and cherish the love we once had.

30. Tired. It's been a tiring day as a bridesmaid. Thinking about/kloc-moving to find a roommate at the end of 0/0 is even more tiring.

3 1.Xi Jianhua Hall is located in the spring breeze; Moving to a new house is full of joy. Jia is very beautiful; How happy and long will the new house be after it is built.

32. I moved to my new home today. This feeling is very strange. Tomorrow is a new beginning, a new company. Come on! Today, I also saw the enchanting photos sent by fireflies. Maybe, if this is the first time I saw him, I wouldn't like him ~

In this indifferent city, you should move once every once in a while, because if you stay for a long time, you will be hurt too deeply by the indifferent old face!

34. Moving, moving things, leaving memories, too many past events, can never be separated from this home, and future memories are also essential.

35. Moving is really tiring. Everything I hoarded in those years is now a burden. It's really expensive.

36.2016 65438+124 October: Moving to a new home, it snowed for the first time in Shenzhen. Good Night!

Life is getting better and better. We all choose to move for a reason. Either the living conditions are too bad, or the rent is too expensive, or the living place is too far from the work place. So we usually move to a place with better living conditions, cheaper rent or more convenient work.

38. How exciting is moving? Damn, I'm too tired to eat pizza. I'm really paralyzed ...

39. Every time you move, there are contradictions. For the convenience of work and the benefit of family, we seek a more suitable place to achieve greater development. At the same time, we have to give up a lot of things and sacrifice a lot of feelings. This is a kind of parting ... every time we move, we have a vision. New environment, new starting point, set sail with full enthusiasm and friends' blessings. ...