How to play golf? Great gods, help!

N ways to play golf from 1 yuan to 1 billion yuan1yuan applicable crowd: 10-15-year-old middle school students put on their best formal clothes, rushed into the golf store and loudly told the clerk, "My father wants me to practice the wooden pole in the back garden, please give me a ball." Take it back to the classroom and immediately put it in the most conspicuous position on the table, and remind the cleaning duty students: this is not a wooden nail, don't throw it away! 10 yuan applicable population: 15-20 years old people with no fixed income can wear casual clothes. After asking the prices of all the top clubs in the specialty store, I told the enthusiastic salesperson with a Cantonese accent, "I'm still a beginner. Let's buy two second-hand balls first!" Put it at home, don't let the naughty little brother next door take it away as inferior table tennis. 100 Yuan Applicable crowd: Newcomers aged 20-24 suggest 1: Subscribe to Shanghai Overseas Chinese News, study the contents of golf pages carefully, and firmly remember who plays golf when and where. When you have a chance to meet that guy who often plays water polo (maybe your boss), pretend to be sorry: "Why did your embarrassing thing on the golf course get in the newspaper?" ! "Suggestion 2: Pay 20 yuan's club rental fee and 20 yuan/box ball fee, and you can spend the whole morning in the driving range. Never go in the afternoon or evening, because there will be more people playing ball. Before you learn to hold the ball and swing, every swing poses a potential physical and psychological threat to yourself and others: the harder you swing, the less you can hit the ball, or you will hit others or yourself. 1000 yuan Applicable people: white-collar workers interested in golf. Suggestion 1: Find acquaintances in golf and ask them to buy half a set of genuine clubs. Suggestion 2: Use GOLFDAY to enjoy preferential prices in 500 yuan, and then spend 500 yuan to pay for renting poles, shoes and snacks. Because there are not many guests in GOLFDAY on Tuesday and Wednesday, you can "hoe the ground" on the court under the amazing eyes of the caddy. Suggestion 3: Find a golf store with a special sale and buy a better pair of golf shoes. Because it doesn't matter whether you play well or not, you will be laughed at if you don't wear well on the court. When you wear it to work, remember to remind the girl next to you: This is golf shoes! 10000 yuan Applicable people: gray collar with a monthly salary of more than 6000 yuan and more than one year of golf experience. Suggestion 1: Buying annual cards for golf driving range and golf course can ensure that your performance is stable below 120. Suggestion 2: Choose a better set of irons, which may improve the score to less than 100. Or change to a decent 1 wood to make the sound of hitting the ball clearer. Even if the distance you play doesn't change much, it can at least shock your golfers in momentum. Recommendation 3: Buy coaching courses and keep your score within 80. Then participate in the invitational tournament of each club crazily, but don't delay the work. 100000 yuan Applicable people: gold collars with an annual salary of more than 200,000 yuan. Suggestion 1: Find some stadiums to be built and become their initial members. At present, the initial membership in Shanghai needs at least 20,000 US dollars, so it is recommended to go to the surrounding cities for amoy. Lincks Pudong recently launched a lifetime membership card, which only costs $65,438 +0. 1.00 million, but it soon rose to $65,438 +0.3. Suggestion 2: buy some poor quality clubs from Guangdong and other places, and then sell them at the price of 5- 10 times the purchase price. As long as there is no famous brand label on it, you can travel around the major golf courses as a real club seller. /kloc-0,000,000 yuan Applicable people: diamond bachelor worth more than 5 million yuan. Suggestion 1: Be sure to be a lifelong member of the top golf club in Shanghai. Besides going in and out of various communication occasions, get to know social elites and build a good platform for your career. It is said that the membership of some clubs can be passed on to future generations as a legacy. Suggestion 2: Find the owner of the golf club, buy out the sales right of the membership card and become a professional membership card seller. We must recruit a large number of beautiful sisters and handsome boys, send them into top clubs to sell their memberships, and strive to recover their investment within six months. 5 million is suitable for the crowd: successful people who have three or four million cash but can pretend to be billionaires. Find a place with a large population and a small population, and tell local government officials that it will cost 2 billion yuan to build the most luxurious image project. Take the approved land, apply for a loan from the bank, invite public bidding, let the funded builders build houses and stadiums for you, take various ways to attract members, publicly declare that "we want the largest stadium in Jianhua East", and secretly transfer all the cash to your personal account. Becoming a Hong Kong and Macao compatriot is a good way to solve worries, and you can emigrate if you encounter problems. Friendly reminder: don't let the middle-level entrepreneurs with you fall into the society as taxi drivers. He will remember the embarrassment of not getting paid that year and will tell every passenger all the inside information about you that year. 65,438+00,000,000 yuan Applicable people: Bill Gates rejected by Augusta. Get Augusta's design, build the same three-shot hole in the back garden, and arrange at least three photographic devices on the tee to analyze the swing in all directions. Without interference, the success rate of one hole will reach 50%. Then I rushed to Augusta Stadium to challenge all the members. "I can play this par three 10 times, and the total number of strokes is not more than 15. I am more qualified to be a member here than you. " 10000000 Yuan Applicable people: super golf fans. Be a stadium designer and build a stadium you like. Never buy a cart, let every guest strolling on the golf course share your feelings about golf. 1000000000 yuan Applicable people: top idiots. Find Tiger Woods' father, "I want to hire your son as a caddy and let him suspend the game for a year!" "

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