Shut up the mean-mouthed person with one sentence, and make the villain angry to death with one sentence (58 sentences)

1. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

2. How many times does it take to water a tree to produce a wonderful flower like you?

3. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

4. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

5. You are so naturally inspiring!

6. Did you not get enough sun during pregnancy, which caused your inner world to be so dark?

7. The most useless thing in the world ------- the salary slip, looks angry and wipes the butt too thin.

8. I’m a mean-mouthed person? I dare not do it! I can’t digest it myself and I won’t bring my emotions to you. It’s just sad, it’s nothing, I’m used to it anyway!

9 , I have never done anything good in my life before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

10. You are worse than a dog. If I throw a bone to the dog, it will wag its tail at me.

11. I take back my stupid words when I said that I can be alive and kicking again in an instant... I have a headache, feel dizzy, and my stomach hurts.

12. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

13. No artificial intelligence can match a natural fool like you.

14. You look really great! Just like a stick.

15. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Have you given me face?

16. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will heat up. . Don't make me angry, or I'll make you melt.

17. Your new love is still someone else’s broken shoe.

18. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being.

19. I have been a bad mouther recently, but I still have to hold back in the future and always remember that trouble comes from the mouth.

20. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except for "go away".

21. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

22. If I hadn’t forgotten to buy a condom that night, you would have been washed into the sewer.

23. What are you barking at, you mad dog? Go back to your kennel and stop biting people here.

24. I feel ashamed for your whole family.

25. I ate a lot of chili peppers today, and my stomach was full of spicy food all day long. I won’t dare to eat them next time.

26. It’s my fault for making both of us unhappy.

27. Can you show your face? I want to talk to it. Oh, it turns out this is your face. I thought it was shit.

28. People don’t like it when B describes you!

29. This mentally ill person is really delirious. He yells ** when he grabs someone.

30. I feel relieved knowing that you are not having a good time!

31. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

32. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag so freshly and refinedly!

33. Every time I look at your face, I feel like your daddy made you. Why are you so careless?

34. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

35. Good temper should be reserved for those who understand. For those who are mean-mouthed, if you give them a good temper, it will be your fault.

36. What you wear is dangerous, but what you look like is very safe.

37. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

38. One mouthful of a** and one mouthful of your sister. Will anyone accept this so-called self-cooking? Why don’t such simple and mean people use it to make soup!

< p> 39. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

40. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

41. You shouldn’t be so mean about eating bread. Now I feel like I’m going to die of swelling.

42. Even if it is a piece of x (some kind of object), one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

43. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

44. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

45. You are either showing off, or you are on the way to showing off.

46. You rely on mountains to fall, you rely on rivers to dry up, you rely on chickens to die, and you rely on dogs to overturn.

47. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious, okay?

48. You have water in your head, or 100° boiling water.

49. Your thinking is really beyond my reach as a human being! There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

50. Anyone who can recognize what he is is a good person.

51. It’s good to know what you are.

52. Don’t take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, sticking your butt up and looking at the sky, blind and ignorant.

53. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

54. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

55. I finally tried to talk to you but ended up being a bitch. This is how my friendship probably ended.