Classic quotations of country love waltz

Classic quotations of country love waltz

The country love waltz is the seventh in the country love series. Country love is the big events and small feelings that happened in Ivory Mountain Village. What kind of story will happen in every family? Let's look at the classic lines of the country love waltz.

1, Changgui: Is coughing related to doing more good deeds?

2. Liang Xiao: Isn't there a saying that a hero is short of breath!

3, long expensive: people are short-lived, horses are thin and hairy!

4. Liu Neng's daughter-in-law: If Lao Si hits you, don't fight back.

Liu Neng: If he hits me, I will come back and hit you.

6. Old Four: Liu Ying, your father is a man made of special materials, and he is a man who resists typing. He can stand ups and downs, and little things can't beat him at all.

7. Proudly fry him an egg. Is that an egg? Eggs, eggs are not meat, how can they be meat? If you really care, stew me an egg.

8. Security Chief Song Xiaofeng: This is the building, this is the road, this is the rockery, this is the tree, and there is a small warehouse behind the security dormitory.

Liu Neng: Oh, my big feet! This life!

10, Liang Xiao: fourth uncle, right?

1 1, Zhao Si: I am the Five Classics.

12, Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: People's parents attach great importance to treating diseases and saving lives, with water in their lungs. It's so irritating. You're crazy.

Zhao Si: Give me a stewed egg.

Liu Neng: No, I'm laying eggs.

15, Zhao Si: Then stew an egg.

16, Liu Neng: You want to be a fucking widow. It's too difficult.

17, Zhao Si: Nothing. There are many eggs. I wonder if one is missing.

Zhao Si: When I tell you this, you get excited easily.

Liu Neng: Do you swear? My surname is Liu. Why bother?

20. I sincerely agree to hold it. If it can be cured, we will have one. If it can't be cured, we will adopt it.

2 1, the two of us have been four years. Mom, the relationship for four years is not so weak, but this time, I am completely confused.

22. My biggest request now is that you two have a baby as soon as possible, so that mom can taste the taste of being a grandmother.

23. I want you to walk around the venue with me. I decided to exchange this venue.

24. Scramble an egg for him proudly. Is that an egg? Eggs, eggs are not meat, how can they be meat? If you really care, stew me an egg.

25. when competing for the chairman of the board of directors for good deeds.

Zhao Si: So you mean I'm not as good as them?

27. Yutian's mother: Not the fourth child. In my heart, you are the best man in the world. But you don't have their heart.

28. Zhao Si: It's hard to talk now, and people don't swear.

Quotations from the classic lines of Country Love 2 in Country Love

The classic lines of Country Love 2 are from the famous country comedy Country Love.

Liu Neng taught Liu Ying: Just cry, just make trouble. Stay up all night. Holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand. Hang yourself with a small rope.

Xie Guangkun: How much money would be saved if the rice cooker didn't use electricity?

Xie Guangkun's wife: It's cheaper not to eat. . .

Do you belong to Mu Guiying? Outbreaks can't stop you. .....

Xie Guangkun: This thing has a headdress flower on its head, a tie flower on its collar and a waist flower on its belt.

Does China smoke?

No, smoke that cough!

If you can walk, leave your legs.

Chang Gui said to Xie Dajiao, I think it's not that I don't take you seriously, but that you take yourself too seriously.

Liu Ying; I only have one father, so help yourself! You are the only father in Zhao Yutian, and everyone else has several fathers.

Chang Gui said Qi Santai: It's too early to come and go.

We are partners, not money.

Liu Neng: This is a new socialist countryside. How can I give up drinking?

Liu Neng: I like saving people, especially you rich people!

Liu Neng: I'll reconnect this dream and see what happens next.

Wang Musheng said Wang Dana: I put my tongue on my foot. Wang Musheng: I am your son, the continuation of life.

Xie Guangkun said to Bigfoot, You'd better not use it. This thing (rice cooker) consumes a lot of electricity.

Liu Neng: Gee, this flower was raised by my uncle. It looks almost like a flower. Yutian: Not like flowers. Liu Neng: Money. Isn't that money? Selling it is money.

Changgui: That's the way it is. That's the way it is. ...

Xie Guangkun said to Yongqiang, These are my only two hairs. If you look at me again, I won't dare to comb every day.

Liu Ying said to Yutian: Don't howl, you are worse than a donkey.

Yongqiang's dad: I've decided not to talk to him. Yongqiang's mother: You can still have that face and suffocate you!

When can I do something exciting?

Why are your eyes so sharp? You want to be a needle.

Changgui and Bigfoot are talking at the gate of the supermarket, and Guang Kun's trolley passes by.

Guang Kun: Why do I see you two chatting here every time I pass by?

Changgui: Why do I knock you over every time I talk here?

Guang Kun: Why don't you two talk first and I'll go over there.

Changgui: Why don't you go first and I'll tell you.

Bigfoot: You two, don't grind there. (pointing to Changgui) You go on. (pointing to Guang Kun) You go on.

Bigfoot: Don't always ask me to wash dirty clothes next time.

Changgui: Don't always wash my dirty clothes next time.

There's no water in the toilet-not enough (to flush feces).

Liu Yingniang: "Not once or twice." Liu Neng: "I will do something to make you stare."

The whole thing is wronged.

Liu Ying: I'll help you hit my dad and scratch him.

Liu Neng: Did you fight with Yutian last night?

Liu Ying: Are you kidding? I didn't make his bed last night.

Classic lines of country love stories

1, Wang Tianlai: I don't love any woman regardless of any business.

2. Xie Guangkun: Son, this car can only be seen and not touched, but it can be said outside.

3. Liu Neng: Is the deputy director's head portrait ordinary? That's the faucet!

Zhao Si: Let's knock it.

4. Zhao Si: Take a step and broaden your horizons.

5, big head: I usually use it to steal vegetables.

Montana: Why?

Head: stealing vegetables

Montana: You have formed this habit. There is a lot of land. You can grow it yourself! What food did you steal?

Colonel: You heard wrong, Chairman. I said stealing vegetables online.

Montana: Stealing vegetables at night?

Zhao Yutian: I'll call you mom!

Liu Ying: Don't talk nonsense. Your brother is here. Listen.

7. Wang Dana: Unity is strength, prepare for singing!

Liu Neng: You said that if one of these two things can be realized for me, I can sleep peacefully!

Xie Guangkun: I have some bad news for you.

10, Ma Yongqiang: Will you die if you don't stop in this hospital?

Ma Yongqiang: This guy is so stuffy!

12, Zhao Yutian: I don't want to settle down and tell you yet!

13, Xie Guangkun: Small sample, you are really good at talking!

14, Zhao Si: Always immersed in joy and sadness!

15, Wang Dana: Why are people in ivory mountain so talkative? They all have ivory!

16, Liu Neng: Next, please welcome Mrs. Zhao Guoqiang, and Ms. Wang Xiumei will shine beside me!

17, Liu Neng: What's Yutian's mother's name again?

Zhao Si: Liu Neng, don't you think it's too much for you to call me in the middle of the night to ask my daughter-in-law's name?

Liu Neng: Old four, see where you want to go. I didn't ask his name and write him a love letter.

Guang Kun: I gave them a vaccination first.

Guang Kun's wife: Forget it, you are allergic to others again.

19, Zhao Si: I am so unpopular.

20. Liu Neng: What do brothers do at home?

Liu Datou: What about edification?

2 1, Ma Yutian: Then I'll find Liu Neng.

Zhao Si: I find you are very excited when you mention Liu Neng!

22. Assistant Liu: Go home quickly, I will continue to practice.

23. Liu Neng: Pushing the wheel of history forward.

24. Yutian's mother: Dad, look at this watermelon. Have you been bitten?

Zhao Si: It can't be this breed.

25. Zhao Si: This is a hospital. Why do you call me sick? (When the town government sued Changgui, the mayor Qi could not be found, and all the houses ran away.)

26. Zhao Si: Team battle means that the four of us cut you, and singles means that you cut the four of us.

27. Xie Guangkun: Look, the kid in Qiancun still calls him dad.

Guang Kun's daughter-in-law: She is Korean, so what do you compare with her?

28. Xie Guangkun: I am in business. I mainly deal in mushrooms, fungus and bracken to tie old teeth. You can earn eight or nine thousand yuan a year.

Zhao Si: (talking about Xie Guangkun's donkey) I can't find Shenyang, it can walk to Shenyang!

Xie Guangkun; Whether we cooperate or not can't depend on one person!

3 1, Liu Neng: The kindness of dripping water should be repaid with money.

Liu Neng: I don't want to be a bad guy. I want to be a village director.

34. Zhao Si: Go away.

35. Zhao Si: There is a big difference from the five senses to the length.

36. Xie Guangkun: Are you proud or backward?

Xie Guangkun: Are you a flower?

Yongqiang Mom: Not flowers, but big trees!

38. Wang Dana: I am still afraid of dying in a hot spring, and you are still in a hot spring.

39. Wang Laoqi: Look at this girl's anger at Chao.

40. Xie Guangkun: The trip to the South is full of luck. Either you go, or I go or nobody goes! Sleep!

4 1, Changgui: It hurts to stand and talk.

42. Xie Guangkun: Well, I'm going to fly to Shanghai. Do you think I need anything?

Liu Neng: I tell you, you must swallow your tears. Later, I can't make you cry.

44. Liu Neng: Well, steamed bread in 20 yuan.

45. Zhao Yutian: Who said that? Liu Ying: My mother.

Zhao Yutian: Science? Liu Ying: My mother is a science student.

46. Changgui: Liu Neng and Liu Neng, you can do anything!

47. Xie Guangkun: ... Do you know who provides school education for Yongqiang? It's this donkey!

Liu Da's head was about to smoke, but there was no fire. Liu Neng delivered the lighter in time, but it didn't work.

Liu Neng: Brother, can our brother be timely rain?

Old Liu Tou: Timely is timely, but it didn't rain.

49. Liu's head: the mayor of the supermarket

50. One, two, three, four must … must … must.

5 1, Xie Guangkun: There are three firsts in life: the first time by car, the first time on the beach, and the first time in heaven.

52. (Xie Guangkun fly): How did such a big piece of iron get up?

53. Zhao Si said to the doorman: I tell you, Liu Neng is not easy to provoke, so I will draw lots with Liu Neng. If Liu Neng comes, I will give you a position. Quotations from ipartment's classic lines

1. My wife likes penguins very much, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

2, narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret that I couldn't buy a house before my death.

This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

6. once you are surprised, you are afraid of the internet for ten years.

7, quiet as a virgin, if you talk wildly.

8. Dreadwind's lone star. He was stood up for his second marriage.

9. This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

10, in the classroom, the teacher is always in charge of the teacher, and the students belong to the students to sleep. People and ghosts are different. Need to communicate?

1 1, people can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

12, I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

13, jump early, call it a day, die early and live early.

14, it's not good to quarrel, so fight.

15, Nolan: Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Cheknau.

16, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

17. Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go of your hand.

18, I saw you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person.

19, I tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and cut my pulse with potato chips.

20. Yifei: You are shameless, mean and unreliable! Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable? Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ? Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ? Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you!

2 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise-I will write your name on the tablet.

22. Guan Guan, on the Jianghu, my fair lady, how are you?

23. I still think the clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free lollipops to eat.

I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.

25, three waves mantra: romance, waste, screaming.

26. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and die late have to die.

27. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

28. Earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

29, friendship offside, lover is not full.

30. Can walnuts caught in the door still make up the brain?

3 1, I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

32. Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

33. It's good not to show your face.

34. A patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. Later I knew he was spitting at me.

You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.

36, hitting people does not advocate, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

I never eat gum, and I can't swallow it.

38. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

39. I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

40. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows.

4 1. Before marriage, there were other men who were kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

Ceng Xiaoxian and I have known each other for seven years. We have been quarreling, but we have stayed out of it. I can accept that. Why can't you two be together? It's been seven years, and I forgot myself. It's been a long time. Before, I didn't think there was anything good about Ceng Xiaoxian. I only feel this way when you come.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

44. In order to defend the position of the first brother in my apartment, I have the responsibility to protect the women in the apartment from being cheated by anyone except me! I will make you cry rhythmically!

45. Tomorrow's show is just a new model, and the underwear style has not changed. What's the point of watching it again? Zi Qiao: You haven't blinked for two hours, so you've been looking at clothes. Zhang Wei: Or what?

46. I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is going to get married. Facing the real life, I should keep my feet on the ground.

47. Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You're ... different!

48. Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

49, the original apology, you can use a watch ... a box of sashimi ... a balloon. ...

50. When I say salty, I don't mean the sage of Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs ... eggs. ...

5 1. Spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.

53. I need a professional scooter.

54. Zhang Wei: Hit ... Waiter: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount.

55. Don't drink cars when drinking, and don't drink cars when drinking.

56. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman.

57. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

58, the eight characters are not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.

59. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

Line 60, line 36, line 2.

6 1, he didn't give us a chance! Not if you can't see the seam.

62. Angels are with you.

63. In those years, was she jealous and angry because of your bohemian behavior? Did she cook snacks for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistake? Did she cry when she kissed you?

Yes, I just like Ceng Xiaoxian. You bit me!

65. A perfect man should show his manners and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

66. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

68. I swore that if I talked to him again ... the light went out. ...

69. A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

70. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan.

7 1, the noise in the world is a cloud, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

I remember that I had written half before I fell asleep. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

73. Life is like a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to face the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students.

75. I'll call you next time I get married.

76. Yes, there are some things that have been fantasized for a long time. In the end, you will find that it is not as expected, neither beautiful nor terrible, just like the world behind this door, just a forgotten broom cupboard, but it still can't stop the young heart until it looks forward to it, until it is crazy, jumping over the hurdle in front of you, leaving only blue impulses, but you will really find that,

77. Have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old?

78. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

79. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

80. There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

8 1, Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

82. Loneliness is not as good as happiness, and epilepsy is not as good as madness.

83. We often see the scenery that a person always looks up and envies the happiness of others, only to find that he is also envied by looking up. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness is often seen by others.

84. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.

85. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower in ipartment. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. And-the best.

86. A bird with no feet.

87. Do you think I am a liar? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

88. Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.