D32 1 from Beijing to Shanghai stopped in Suzhou, Anhui for nearly 5 hours. Why?

1. Only candidates with a score of 650 in Beijing can go to Suzhou College, and there is no way to find someone to trust.

After the merger of KFC and McDonald's, Fuliji roast chicken opened a chain in the world, which completely improved the eating habits of people all over the world.

Every enterprise in Suzhou is one of the top 500 in the world. If you say that you work for Microsoft and Coca-Cola, you are embarrassed to look up and say hello.

4. Every year, Nobel Prize in Literature winners sign books at Suzhou Xinhua Bookstore for one month, and say hello six months in advance to see if Xinhua Bookstore has a schedule.

5.LV and Starbucks can't afford to rent a store on Huaihai Road. If you sell a domestic brand, you are embarrassed to rent a house.

6. Abu, Bill Gates, paul allen and Buffett come to Huaxia Mall for spending n times every year (N≥ 100). This also needs our embassy to sign for him.

7 The house price in the suburbs of Suzhou10.2 million square meters. Sorry, I said more pounds, euros and dollars.

8. Three Super League teams and two CBA teams, Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kobe Bryant and James settled in Suzhou! Kill two NFL teams.

9.F 1 Set up Suzhou Station directly, and cancel Shanghai Station for the simple reason that it belongs to an economically underdeveloped area with few people and low attendance rate.

10. FIFA has decided to take Suzhou as the venue for the future World Cup finals.

1 1 Suzhou people all take to the streets by helicopter. You said you drove a Bugatti Veyron, and they all thought you lost points. The road is so crowded, who is driving?

12. If the village head changes, the United Nations Secretariat must also call to congratulate him.

13. The Chairman appointed the Standing Committee of the Political Bureau to meet the mayor of Suzhou.

14. The first round of nuclear attack by the United States on China was only aimed at Suzhou, because the FBI had reliable information and destroyed Suzhou, and China went backwards 100.

15. There are more than 700 listed companies in Shanghai Stock Exchange and Shenzhen Stock Exchange, and there are 1699 listed companies in Suzhou, not counting the companies listed on Nasdaq and new york Stock Exchange.

16. The rich man from Beijing and Shanghai went to great lengths to buy an account in Suzhou just to proudly say "I live in the state".

17. The busiest public unit is Suzhou Putonghua Promotion Center, where people from all over the world flock to speak fluent and pure Suzhou dialect.

18. American officials flocked to Suzhou to investigate and study. They were worried that he had an immigrant tendency. Even if he comes to wash the dishes, he will strictly investigate the 18 generations of his ancestors.

19. Avril Lavigne said excitedly after her solo concert at No.2 Central Plaza: I won't be so excited about winning Grammy awards in the future.

20. The annual National Day military parade was directly changed to the Second Central Square, the largest square in the world.

2 1. A Lamborghini and a Bugatti Veyron rear-ended on Jiefang Road, and the traffic police refused to accept it because the loss was too small.

22. After 50 rounds of hard negotiations, new york finally defeated Paris and became a sister city with Suzhou.

Suzhou Railway Station has become the busiest railway station in the world, with 500,000 trains entering and leaving every day.

24. Because Huaxia Hotel opened, Dubai Sailing Hotel went bankrupt.

Wall Street in America began to learn from Zhongshan Street in Suzhou.

26. All the people in Suzhou educate their children like this: "If you don't study hard, I'll send you to work at Microsoft and embarrass our whole family." .