How to satirize a person?

Question 1: How to satirize an uneducated person tactfully is terrible!

Clear water means no fish, while splashing is invincible.

After seeing you, I suddenly found that ugliness can also be reflected in this way.

When laughing, the wolf hangs himself, when barking, the chicken flies and the dog jumps, and when it stops, it stinks. When sweating, lice are infested, and if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. Kneel down as soon as you dress up, paralyzed.

If one day you die, you must have been thrown to death.

Question 2: How to satirize others? Be sarcastic. Think about how he will fight you back.

This is also an art language art. If you know him better, you can grasp a person's weakness and satirize others. This is a kind of psychological irony, which makes him very angry.

As the saying goes, fighting does not curse, and it does not expose weaknesses.

To put it bluntly, it is to expose the shortcomings of others.

Question 3: how to gently scold a person's incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Oversized speakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,

I have to kill you!

Swearing two-part allegorical sayings:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-forgetting (Wang) that one ear is big and the other ear is small-a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hit the back of the neck fossa-glazed upside down.

Twenty-one days without a chicken-the meat that bad guys can't sell in dog days-the triangular cemetery of smelly goods-three years without washing your mouth-three years without defecation-three years without defecation-ugly things raised by big girls (bastards)-forcing your landlord to gouge your eyes-blind ghosts.

The top of the head is covered with sores, and the soles of the feet are festering-the erhu in Dongyue Temple is rotten to the core-there are shit stones in the chicken coop-* * * the old fat pig butcher-the goods that got stabbed, and the tiger dragged the hemp fiber-the eldest brother has the second brother-who burned the yam to ashes (mixed)?

Scattering soybeans in sesame fields-bastards are rewarded in the underworld-looking for ghosts, eating goods, arranging flowers with pink flowers-shameless bones beating gongs and drums-are all meat (dizzy).

Blowing a trumpet with a meat bone-cooking jiaozi in a meat pot (dizzy)-The back beam of the meat (dizzy) egg is sore, and the umbilical eye is pus-rotten-smelly thing, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and modesty-* * * wearing dog skin-unlike Fan Ruzhong-I am crazy about the toilet.

Playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (begging for death), dogs sniff-three sunny days, dogs bite beggars-wild animals bully dogs and bite shadows-no one yawns-a smelly mouth, dung beetles, lying on the tip of the whip-he only knows walking around, but he doesn't know that he is dying.

Camels give birth to donkeys-strange plants don't germinate-bad species look at clothes and act-dogs see bodhisattva shit-talking nonsense.

Sorghum is scattered in the millet field-the material of the hybrid blacksmith's shop-the beaten goods sing on the platform-the ghost Yan who doesn't know death sends a notice ... >>

Question 4: How to satirize others? 1. After all, this is not a society that one loves. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !

1 1, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!

14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on * * *, only look at clothes and deny people!

15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.

20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, villain * * *, value benefits over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

If you are unfaithful, your relatives must be unfilial; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

26. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

27. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

28. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

29, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland.

3 1, sorry to make you laugh.

32. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

33. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

34. Your appearance is refreshing.

35, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later!

36. I am innocent. I am sorry for the people and the party.

37. You watch the rooster die and the dog turn over.

38. Which school did you graduate from? > & gt

Question 5: How to satirize a person? Speak without dirty words. Always talking about the gossip that she (he) cares about most! Better smile. The speed of swearing can be determined according to the speed of the sarcastic object. (For example, she swears quickly. You can go back and forth half-jokingly in a normal way, just like she is cursing the street alone! )

Question 6: How to satirize a person's meanness? You can say this:

Although a little money, lack of gold, will not close down, but no culture.

The word "money" is short of gold, and the word "defeat" has no text, so it is "base"!

Question 7: If you want to satirize a person, how do you say it in a literary way? After all, this is not a society that one loves. You'd better restrain yourself.

If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

It's really difficult to draw tiger skin, but drawing bones, people know the face but don't know the heart.

Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

Whose dog is this? Luckily, it's called here.

Some insulting words without dirty words:

Whose dog is this? Fortunately, it doesn't bark. Look at your child's long hair. He is really sorry about the head shape, the head shape is sorry about the face shape, the face shape is sorry about the neck shape, and the neck shape is sorry about the body shape. You are a freak.

You are very creative, but I know ugliness is not your intention. People over 90 years old are surprised to see this kick hit the ground, and people under 9 years old are also surprised. I hope God won't lose his temper, and I hope you live bravely. Set off the beauty of the world with your ugliness!

It is best to satirize what happened at that time, for example, I once satirized others:

A friend and I are talking about a person:

A: He said he didn't provoke others. Did he really piss someone off?

No, he's absolutely right. He just provoked people without knowing it.

A useful sentence when others pretend to be forced:

A: ...

B: Yes, yes, yes, you are so arrogant. You eat more shit and fart than I do.

It's best to find some irony in what you want to be ironic, and say that he is blushing.

Question 8: How to scold a person for not swearing? ! Come on, let me give you an example.

People say you are ugly, you can answer.

Yes, I am ugly, but you don't know. When your mother gave birth to you, my mother was giving birth to me. She is so ugly that she is ready to lose me, but after seeing you,

My mother had the courage to give birth to me,

Question 9: How to satirize people? This is also an art language art. If you know him better, you can grasp a person's weakness and satirize others. This is a kind of psychological irony, which makes him very angry.

As the saying goes, don't swear, don't expose your weaknesses.

Be sarcastic. Think about how he will fight you back.

Question 10: How can I gently satirize a person ~ For example, after meeting you, I found that ugliness can also be reflected in this way ~