Brainstorming encyclopedia, answer zkaiji

◆ The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?

The year, month and day in the newspaper.

◆ When did you see the biggest moon?

When I landed on the moon.

◆ How long does it take to finish Peking University?

Is it enough to have 1 notes after reading the word "Peking University"?

Give you a magazine and a matchbox, can you put only one third of the magazine on the table without falling off?

◇ Open one-third of the magazine, and put one-third of the pages on the desktop card and put them on the side.

◆ What is something smaller than bacteria?

Son of bacteria.

◆ Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan?

No, it's Arabian Nights.

Pigs are full of treasures, which is of great use. What's the use of a pig to human beings?

It can also be used to call names, such as being stupid like a pig and a stupid pig.

A goat whose left eye is blind puts a piece of pork on its left and a pig on its right. Which one will it eat first?

No, goats are vegetarians.

Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why?

Because he rides an indoor exercise bike.

◆ Why does wearing high heels mean that women are getting married?

Because you walk slowly in high heels, it is easy for men to catch up with you.

◆ Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?

Because they are playing chess.

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible?

Mother carried him upstairs.

◆ Which kettle contains more water?

The short kettle contains more water, because the tall kettle is not as high as the spout of the short kettle, and too much water will flow out from the spout.

When is the best time to raise your hand?

When someone puts a gun to your head.

◆ What kind of wheels only turn and don't walk?

The wheels of a windmill.

◆ Is there a man or a woman first?

◇ There are men first, because men belong to Mr., so they are called Mr. ..

◆ It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?

It is also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time.

A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described?

The former "man" was abandoned.

◆ Where is the highest mortality rate in the world?

In bed.

◆ When can the net carry water?

When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why?

They live across the hall.

Xiaohua said that he could make the room and toys disappear in 1 second. Is this possible?

Close your eyes, there is no other way.

◆ 1+2 When is it not equal to 3?

When the calculation is wrong.

A healthy couple, who paid little attention to family planning, gave birth to three children, all of whom had only one right hand. Why?

One cannot have two right hands.

◆ A pit one meter wide and two meters deep. There is no water in the pit. Why would someone accidentally fall and drown?

That pit is full of feces.

◆ Why do modern people break their promises more and more?

It is more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter. Of course, I seldom bother to write letters.

A bull and a cow, guess three words?

Two cows.

◆ What water should be distributed as planned?

Wage

◆ Where is Confucius' greatest home in China?

◇ the elderly.

◆ Mao Mao said: 10+4 = 2, and the teacher was right. Why?

He calculated the time: 10+4 = 2 pm.

◆ Who is the most frequent person on Nanjing Road in Shanghai?

China people.

◆ What hat can no one wear?

Nut

◆ What is more annoying than crows?

◇ crow mouth.

◆ How can an old lady drink gruel without teeth?

◇ Not as dirty as "teeth".

◆ Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called?

Shout "help".

◆ What valuable things are the easiest to disappear?

Satellite.

◆ What do you mean it's all hands and feet?

A group of monkeys do gymnastics.

◆ Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket?

There's another hole.

◆ Slip (hint: pay attention to homonym) Three trees, 10 If you want to tie a horse, you can only tie one, not two? How do you tie it?

◇ 1+6+3 = 10 (tree) Each tree is tied with a horse.

Everyone likes to listen to Zhang's cross talk. Why does he sometimes have to pay for it?

Of course, there is a charge for making public calls.

Iron will rust if it is left outside, but what about gold?

Will be stolen.

◆ What is the earliest surname of China people?

◇ Good surname. "San An Jing" makes it very clear that the first name of life is Ben Shan.

Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official is he?

The groom.

Grandpa gave Xiaoming a birthday present. Xiaoming kicked the gift far away, and grandpa said it was a good kick. Why?

Grandpa sends football.

There were candles and kerosene lamps on the table, and suddenly the power went out. What should you order first?

It is imperative to light the match first.

◆ What is the strongest lock afraid of?

key

◆ What is better to do with one eye closed?

When shooting.

◆ What is the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

It's flat.

◆ Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes?

I didn't break one.

There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this?

Little tiger.

Where does the sea not produce fish?

◇ Cihai.

Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year?

◇ March 30th every year.

◆ Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line?

Dogs don't sweat

◆ What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer.

A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why?

◇ wearing a life jacket.

Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famous greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first?

I can't see anything.

A person is not an official, but he is responsible for the work of employees and cadres in the whole company. What does this man do?

Elevator worker.

You can, I can, everyone can, one person can, and two people can't. What is this for?

Dream on.

◆ Eight is eight, how to make it equal to 1000?

◇8+8+8+88+888。

◆ What do dentists do for a living?

Mouth

◆ Have aliens been to the moon?

◇ Earth people.

◆ What can you see with your eyes closed?

Dream on.

Uncle Wang keeps a good dog, but he never washes it. Why doesn't this dog have fleas?

Dogs don't have fleas.

◆ What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass?

Angle.

◆ Under what circumstances will people become arrogant?

I am blind.

What should you do when the clock strikes 13?

Repair the clock.

◆ What disease do vampires fear most?

◇ tooth decay.

A hundred men can't lift an object, but a woman can lift it with one hand. What is this object?

Eggs (only one egg, one hundred people can't lift it).

The ancient sages of China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. And the result?

Get wet.

There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Is it possible for the truck to move forward? (Time limit is 10 minute)

It is possible that this truck is going downhill.

◆ What is it that 60 yuan buys one and 20 yuan buys two?

◇ This thing is the change of an item bought from 40 yuan with a bill of 100 yuan.

◆ Mom told Daxiong to get up quickly and go to school, because he will be late soon! But Daxiong, who was beaten the day before yesterday, refused to go, saying that there was nothing he could do! Why is this?

Because Daxiong is a school teacher.

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Eunuch.

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time?

◇ Face the ground.

◆ Why do hospitals never accept patients?

◇ veterinary hospital.

Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why?

This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.

There were car accidents and collisions on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this?

Because the driver transported the man who died of lung cancer in a coffin car.

◆ There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first?

◇ First light the match stick. If the matchstick doesn't light, the other parts won't work.

A fashion model wears undisclosed new clothes even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this?

Because she saw herself in the mirror.

◆ In the pool of the hunting park, the crocodile is biting the hat of the administrator and swimming away; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why?

The crocodile swallowed the keeper wearing this hat.

A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper?

The newspaper said not to read this article.

Wife: Oh, dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into black tea ... and it returned to my wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle?

Because the ring fell into the teapot of black tea.

◆ Both A Jun and B Jun's homes are located in emerging communities, only 100 meters apart. There are no other neighbors here except these two, and there is no telephone installed. Now Mr. A wants to invite Mr. B to play at home. How to inform Mr. B at the first time without going to his home for an invitation? Suppose Mr. A is surrounded by ten paintings, strange pens, tape and a magnifying glass.

All he has to do is shout.

Zhiming, who lives in the valley, suddenly wanted instant noodles, so he set up a small pot to boil water. When the water boiled, I found that all the instant noodles at home were finished, and I ran to the grocery store at the foot of the mountain to buy them. I came home after 30 minutes and found that the hot water in the pot was gone. Why on earth is this?

Because the hot water in the pot has turned into cold water.

Twenty-four-year-old Miss Hungding, who thinks she is charming, is tired of this kind of love between games, so that summer can make up her mind to step on the other side of the carpet with the first person who proposes to her. However, when I met Miss Ding again in autumn, she said: I have been asked to get married 42 times! But she has no intention of getting married. This is not Miss Ding's change of heart, but why?

Because the people who want her to get married are her parents.

There are a pair of identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it?

Twins themselves.

◆ Why do people go to the market? What will increase by half after handstand?

Because the market can't come; Number six.

A rich man's neighbors all have dogs. At night, the two dogs kept barking. Rich people who can't stand this kind of torture will pay1100,000 for moving, hoping that their neighbors will move out. It is true that two neighbors moved with their dogs, but at night, the rich can still hear the same barking. Why is this?

Because the two neighbors love each other.

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A few days ago, Gao Xiao and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. The three of them came to a completely strange country. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. But only Gao Xiao didn't feel any inconvenience, as if he were still in his own country. What is the reason?

It turns out that Gao Xiao is just a baby.

Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, he put his hand over something to avoid quarreling. What is the most effective thing he covers up?

Cover your wife's right eye and left eye.

◆ Draw a circle with a diameter of10m on the grass, inside which is a bull's head with a stake in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied?

Yes, because the title doesn't say that the cow is tied to a stake.

◆ The teacher brought five apples in a basket and prepared to distribute them to five children. Every child will get one, but there is still one in the basket. How to divide it?

Five people share one, and one of the children is in a basket.

◆ There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: engraved official script with 4 corners; Carve a 6-corner imitation of Song, and carve your seal at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal +0.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering?

Twenty cents per word.

◆ There are two chess players who played 9 games a day and won the same number of times. There was no draw. What happened?

Not all the nine chess games they played were played between them.

One person who is not a sharpshooter holds a shotgun, and the other person hangs a hat, then blindfolds the gunman, makes him walk backward 10 step, then turns left 10 step, and finally makes him turn around and shoot at the hat. As a result, he hit the hat with one shot. How did this happen?

The other man hung his hat on his mouth.

There are father and daughter, brother and sister. There are only six baked wheat cakes, but each person gets two. Why?

There are only three of them: son, mother and uncle.

There are two children with the same parents and the same date of birth, but they are not twins. What is their relationship?

Two multiple births.

Once, Lao Li bought a dog and a basket of bones. When he was resting, he tied the dog to a tree on the side of the road with a 5-meter-long rope and put the bone 8 meters away from the dog. But after a while, he found that the bone had been taken away by the dog. Do you know why?

When the dog is at the other end of the tree and the bone is at this end, they are 8 meters apart.

◆ There are 12 lighted candles on the table. First three candles were blown out by the wind, and then two were blown out by a gust of wind. Finally, how many candles are left on the table?

◇5, because everything else that was not blown out by the wind was burned out.

A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why is this?

The truck driver is walking.

◆ The end of the earth is coming. The last man on earth was sitting at his desk writing a suicide note when he heard a knock at the door. Is it a ghost, an alien or an animal? None of them is to be adopted. It's not the sound made by inanimate things such as wind or stones, so who is knocking at the door?

◇ Woman.

◆ 1, what is the maximum number of 2,3?

2 1 to the third power.

◆ What color are the deciduous teeth born by Ah Hong and her husband?

Babies have no teeth.

◆ What is the product with the same production date and effective date?

◇ Newspaper.

◆ Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

◇ Brush false teeth.

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat?

◇ Free to sit in the car.

◆ Water snake python bamboo snake which is longer?

Green bamboo snake is a long word.

◆ What is the book that the bookstore can't buy?

Secretary.

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs.

A thermometer.

Who goes to see a doctor every day?

Doctor.

◆ Why do a healthy couple give birth to offspring without eyes?

The eggs laid by the rooster and hen couple have no eyes.

Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he has said the least for a month. What month is it?

February.

◆ What cloth has been cut?

◇ waterfall.

Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened?

Just push the door open.

In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why?

They all handed in blank papers.

◆ What is the thing that will solidify when heated?

Eggs.

A major earthquake occurred in a certain place, causing heavy casualties. The radio station kept reporting the disaster. In the process of looking for you, an old man has been listening to the radio report. Someone asked him: Did you hear about your grandson on the radio? He replied: No. Then he added: But I know my grandson must be safe. Excuse me, how did he know?

His grandson is a radio announcer.

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye?

He's aiming.

Xiao Wang went to the meeting at noon. Why doesn't he see anyone?

Not a shadow.

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours?

◇ When sleeping.

◆ When eating apples, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting?

◇ Half bug.

There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful, but no one can make clothes out of it. Why?

◇ waterfall.

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action against it. What is this place?

Detention center

There was a man who went to the cinema half an hour late for something, but he didn't expect to see anyone when he came to the cinema. (The movie is known to behave normally)

There is not a single number in the world, but the whole number.

Please put nine horses in ten stables evenly, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide it?

Put nine horses in a stable, and then put nine rings on the outside of the stable, so there are nine horses in each stable.

Xiaoming set the alarm clock to six o'clock in the morning, but he woke up after five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm clock was stuck. Can you help?

Wait until six o'clock, the alarm clock rings and you still can't find it?

◆ What door can never be closed?

Football goal.

◆ Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

If you go, it's too slow.

◆ Two people from south to north, one carrying a burden and the other carrying a backpack, did not argue, made no noise, and no one gave way, but they successfully passed the single-plank bridge. Why?

South and north are in the same direction, of course, you can cross the wooden bridge smoothly.

◆ On which floor should Gai Lou be built?

Does it start with the basics?

Xiao Ming is always so-so. He wrote ten letters at the same time. After packing the envelope, he checked it and found that a letter was wrongly packed. Dad said he was careless again. Why?

If the installation is wrong, there should be two errors at the same time, not one. Xiao Ming is careless when checking.

Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why?

Because he is a dentist.

◆ A wheelbarrow and a porter should cross the wooden bridge at the same time, one from the south and the other from the north. Is there any way for them to cross at the same time?

South is north, north is north, and just cross the bridge at the same time.

◆ I can't do light work. I put my foot on the egg, but it won't break. Why?

Stand on the ground with the other foot.

Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Because of wearing shoes.

◆ A man committed suicide by jumping from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead?

He was scared to death in midair.

There is a master who is proficient in martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and his whole body was wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened?

He is a monk and has no hair.

Xiao Wang goes to work far away, and it takes an hour by bike, but it takes two and a half hours to go to work on Wednesday (nothing special). Why?

◇ Two "half hours" is an hour.

◆ Why did Xiao Wang put fourteen candles on the table on his thirteenth birthday?

There was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting.

May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: Dragon Boat Festival, which is the day when Qu Yuan, a great poet, threw himself into the river. Do you know what may 12 is?

Qu Yuan burned the first seven days.

What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far?

Night is the shadow of the earth.

Driver Xiao Li saw a monkey squatting on a telephone pole. Why did he park his car?

He used the monkey's ass as a red light.

Xiao Li and Xiao Wang are deskmates and live in the same street. They go to school together every day, but go out every day, one to the left and the other to the right. What's going on here?

They live across the hall.

The Dake began to sail for the rough sea. Although it can accommodate 50 people, only 20 people are needed this time. Although people patrolling the sea said that Dake suddenly began to sink only 40 minutes after leaving Hong Kong. Although the later investigation pointed out that the sudden sinking of the USS Dake was not due to a hole in the ship, or an accident such as explosion or damage, can you estimate the reason for the sudden sinking of the USS Dake?

◇ "Dake" is a submarine.

If you had the opportunity to immigrate, which country would you not go to?

Heaven.

◆ Three people use it for three days and nine people use it for nine days. How many buckets of water are there?

Nine barrels.

◆ Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province?

It crawls on the map.

◆ Two people came to the river at the same time. Both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, which could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river?

Yes, they are on both sides of the river.

◆ A bacterium divides into two after 1 min, and then divides into four again after 1 min. In this way, it takes 1 hour to put a bacterium in the bottle until it is full. If you put two such bacteria in the bottle from the beginning, how long will it take to fill the bottle?

96719 minutes

◆ Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the eggs in the basket increase by 1 time per minute, so that the basket will be full after 12 minutes. So, when is it half a basket of eggs?

1 1 min.

There are places for teaching bad guys, but the police never care. Why?

That's a prison.

◆ When did the First World War take place?

When Adam and Eve quarreled.

There are many teeth. What is the thing that can bite people's hair?

◇ hairpin.

◆ What's in an empty body with a pair of hands?

Gloves.

◆ What is it that is not afraid of rain on rainy days?

Raincoat or umbrella.

The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now?

It's time to fix it.

A male dog suddenly died in the desert. Why?

I can't find the telephone pole and the big tree.

◆ Excuse me: Divide 18 into two parts, not nine. How much more will you get?

◇ 10。

◆ What punishment should I receive if I clearly didn't do it?

Do your homework.

◆ Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices?

Divers.

Soon after the accident, the first batch of policemen rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What happened?

This is a blood donation car.

◆ Which officials not only don't get paid, but also invite people to dinner?

The groom.