How to evaluate the movie "Gardenia Blooms"

1. Ten minutes after the show started, I was very angry, really. China's film classification has reached the point where it is urgent to delay. Movies like this should be strictly classified as: those with an IQ above 45 and those over the age of 16 are prohibited from watching. Alternatively, adults must watch Shenma under the guidance of young children. The ticket check-in area will check the height in advance. Anyone who is taller than the 1.2-meter giraffe neck will not be allowed to enter. Then, the second round of ticket inspection will be carried out with the ID card and the hospital diagnosis certificate. Otherwise, it will be very embarrassing like now. After watching it, as an adult walking out of the cinema, it is easy to have gray and negative emotions about real society.

2. I admire Teacher He Jiong very much. As a 40-year-old man, most of the time in life, he must do his best to suppress his true self, work hard to lower his intelligence, and make others believe "I am a child, a child!" But what a smart person he is. , how determined do you have to be to allow yourself to make such a movie from a non-sarcastic perspective?

3. Most people came for Li Yifeng. The little girls in the theater all wore hats embroidered with Li Yifeng's name. Li Yifeng is worthy of you and his performance is really good. Really, it all depends on other people to support him. Especially the supporting girls. Is your crew short of money? Which village did you find the makeup artist from? The faces and necks of those girls are not the same color. Teacher He Jiong, can't you tell? Even if you are too lazy to look at those supporting characters, we, as supporting characters, still have dignity. You have to look at yourself in the mirror, right? You can't give up on yourself like this.

4. Let me just say, Teacher He Jiong cannot let you guys mess around. These girls are so unreasonable. They acted for less than half an hour and they were all written to death by you... Car accident! uh-huh. I think the screenwriting teachers may have struggled for a long time between the three treasures of Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer, and the inability to die, and finally decided on the best way to relieve their anger. Not even a shot of the corpse was allowed to appear again.

5. After those girls finished shopping on the street, they muttered before taking a taxi, "Is this car OK?" I knew that something must have happened, or I would take him to a remote section and do some driving. Even if I film, I have to cut back on the activities, or I will get into a car accident. When they muttered "Will this car work?", I was particularly worried that there would be a strange Shu "Li" with a gray-white back hair, and suddenly said majestically, "I'm afraid of the black car!" However, this paragraph has not yet happened. They were all killed when they showed up in time, so maybe this scene can be regarded as a soft advertisement?

6. It was only at this point that I realized that the movie only begins here. In other words, I was the one responsible for the first 20 minutes! Calculate! yes! white! by! La! So why does it count that you took so much trouble to explain the background of a supporting role? Is it just to show more of those girls who have plastic surgery to make up their faces, whose makeup is not evenly applied, and who always think they are young public servants? Is there something weird here? Oh, by the way, speaking of which, let me ask, it is said that this movie has nine screenwriters, but four of them are signed? Can you tell me how you divide the work? Are there so many screenwriters so that we can share some of the spit with each other when everyone is criticizing us? Does this movie have a story? ah? In the summer season, we don’t require you to look like a movie, just watch a young actor act out a story. Is this okay? The car accident in this movie is considered an accident, but what about the story? Do you have so many screenwriters sitting together every day to look at each other’s faces?

7. The three little girls just disappeared due to a car accident. I thought it was time to take a break, but Coco Lee came again. Oh my god. That's right, those three little girls are about the same age as Coco Lee, so they can be considered a form of haunting. This singer, who immigrated to the United States when he was 9 years old, now has trouble finding his breath when speaking Mandarin. Just pretending to be a ballet teacher. You said she is not popular among young audiences, has no acting skills, and has no appearance. Why would Mao want to use her? Wouldn't it be better if you changed to someone else? Even if Teacher He Jiong invites Xie Na to play this role, wouldn't it be better than this one? At least there's a sense of joy. That's good. When Coco Li spoke, I felt particularly sad. She had a special tendency to try hard to improve and integrate but couldn't.

8. Originally, the heroine Yan Qi and the other three dead sisters thought they were admitted to the Paris Opera to dance, but they failed. You said, if the instructor finds out about such a big matter, shouldn't his first reaction be to find Yan Qi and inform him immediately? No, no, no, Teacher He Jiong's screenwriting team didn't think so. They asked the teacher, Li Wei, to find Yan Qi's boyfriend, Li Yifeng. After telling him, the teacher felt that he was relieved. Then, from beginning to end, the girl involved was kept in the dark. Li Min, aren't you afraid that the students' parents will beat you to death if they find out? Screenwriter teacher, do you think this is human logic? That girl's obsession from beginning to end was "Go to the communication room and see if there is a notice." Hey, your school is disconnected from the Internet, right? You can't check it online, right? Just rely on the post office to connect the whole world? It's sent from Paris, just wait.

9. Am I the only one who didn’t figure out that these kids went to a Shenma University? There are ballet majors and pop band majors. Are there cooking and excavator majors? Or is this just an ordinary university, just catching up with a bunch of top students who can dance ballet and enter the opera house, form a band and sign with a company? It’s the end of June for the people in this school. They’re not looking for jobs or taking the postgraduate entrance exams. I haven’t heard of anyone taking the civil service exams. There are just a few people who want to go abroad. In the end, three died and one was rejected. It’s just you. Zuo, do your family members know? Teacher He Jiong, when you were teaching at the university, wouldn’t you slap students like this when you met them? They didn't even sign the tripartite agreement, and they didn't deduct your salary, right?

10. Teacher 2 just tolerated it. As his boyfriend, you know about the major events that affect his future, but you still keep it secret. Why? Just because her leg was injured and the three sisters met with misfortune, you didn't want to add excitement to her? Wouldn't it be more exciting to find out in a few weeks? Do you hate her so much that you want to break up but are too embarrassed to open your mouth, so you came up with this idea? It's really hard for Li Yifeng. I guess he couldn't figure out the logic when he acted, couldn't find the scriptwriters, and didn't dare to ask He Jiong, so he just went ahead with it.

11. It may be that when the mainstream audience sees Li Yifeng’s appearance, their intelligence will melt, and then they no longer need to think about logic. I really don’t understand. Your girlfriend’s three roommates were in a car accident, and she was not selected to study in France. You encouraged three buddies to form a group of four gentlemen to dance the little swan. What is this? How could this comfort the girl? Their dream is to dance on stage by themselves, in the best opera house in the world, but as a result, they are lame and unable to go on stage, so the four of you bounce around and dance. Do you want to piss people off? What is the logical connection here?

12. Li Yifeng is an idol, I won’t say anything. Fans have no acting requirements from him. But for those other people, if you are ugly, you have to work hard at acting. Look at the way you are now, I want to close my eyes when I look at your face, and I want to breathe while watching the show. So why did you get into this business? In order to encourage more young people, "Look, even people like me can act, and so can you." Is that right? No one here can act even a little bit. It doesn't even look like wrestling. When speaking my lines, I didn’t know where to put my arms. As a heroine, Zhang Huiwen was stunning in Zhang Yimou's "Return". After taking on "Gardenia Blooms", it may be a bit difficult to take on decent dramas. She may take on youth movies, but her looks are not enough. Let fate be kind to you...

13. This movie will not be bad at the box office. The audience knows that the movie itself is not good, but just to see Li Yifeng is enough. IP movies are dark horses in the Chinese film market. Before this, whether it was "Tiny Times" or "Tomb Raiders", everyone who played with IP at least had serious text content for adaptation, such as popular novels, Internet posts, etc. , but He Jiong’s IP is basically a blank wolf. Just the lyrics "Gardenia blooms bloom" and his reputation accumulated over many years in the entertainment industry were transformed into such a thing. Even in the IP film industry, this is considered the most speculative one. Completely air-to-air. The United States has MTV, NBC, etc., and they also rely on young audiences to produce TV series that sell looks, but basically they have to consider logic, authenticity and face. But in China, these fundamentals have been penetrated.

14. There are countless bad things in "Gardenia Blooms", so bad that there is no need to study them in detail. If you have the opportunity, you should set up a studio and shoot some commonly used scenes in Chinese youth films for storage, such as a girl with disheveled hair wearing a white skirt falling into the water and sinking little by little; such as a man and a woman standing shyly on the stairs facing each other, with their backs It's the swaying trees, such as a few fair and tender young men holding guitars, pretending to look at each other, and so on. By disrupting and reorganizing these scenes and using different lines later, countless youth films can be produced. Directors don't have to hire nine screenwriters.

15. Finally, there is a practical suggestion. In the future, during schedules like July, it is completely possible to open up the relationship between hospitals and cinemas. Movie tickets can be purchased through medical insurance, and cinemas can also carry out simultaneous registration services, which will not only facilitate movie viewing but also activate funds, and can also alleviate the difficulty of registration. Most importantly, Yes, you can guarantee that you will receive timely treatment after watching the movie.