Dialogue of diaosi dialogue

The diaosi dialogue has now been published for four episodes. "This is the first season. In the second season, we are going to produce a dynamic version in gif format."

Selection of diaosi dialogue:

Q: Describe my appearance in three words.

I'm afraid of peeing.

Q: Do you know why the teacher always calls me dad?

The teacher wants to chase after your father.

Q: I found that people who lack wood in five elements will be named "Sen"

Where is Guo Jingjing?

Q: Does CCTV have programs focusing on people's livelihood?

Yes, the weather forecast.

Q: You know, I may be very popular.

It's hard for you to get into the sea.

Q: Is French kissing modern? Didn't this trick exist in ancient times?

A: Zhuge Liang's rhetoric is a school of Confucianism.

Q: If you marry one of the twins, how do you know which one is the twin?

Why should I tell you?

Q: Why do you think I am so popular?

A: Everyone has confidence in you.

Q: My dog and I stayed in the wild for three days. what do you think of it ?

A: It's pregnant.

Q: My girlfriend has a B cup!

Answer: Drop the B cover again!

Q: What shortcomings do you think I have? For example.

A: No. ..

Q: Play solitaire, I love you.

You are paralyzed.

Q: When do you think I am sexiest?

A: When bending down to pick up soap.

Q: Do you think she smells good?

No, Chanel No.5.

Q: I have been a virgin for 20 years, and finally yesterday. . .

A: It was changed to 2 1 year?

Q: I can't digest well. I pull whatever I eat.

A: Then you can only eat shit.

Q: The radiation is so great that it is said that every two people have a premature ejaculation.

A: I'm not anyway.

Q: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and found yourself a woman?

A: I'll give you a good time first.

Q: Everyone says I look only 150, but I actually have 160. How much do I weigh? !

A: Taste.

Q: What should I do if I suddenly have the urge to study?

A: Don't panic. Drink some water and lie down and have a rest.

Q: Why did Tang Sanzang go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures?

A: Because all domestic products are shanzhai.

Q: Why are there 24 female guests in If You Are the One?

What is 38?

Q: There is a saint in France named Joan of Arc.

A: It is a fact that there are many leftover women in China.

Q: Do you know? Ma Yili is nine years older than Wen, so her daughter's nickname is.

A: Wu Bai's father is really miserable.

Q: Do you think my avatar is awesome?

A: Yes.

Q: My boyfriend changed the screen name to blue. Do you know why?

A: Because blue is not good.

Q: Why do rich and powerful people emigrate?

A: Because poverty cannot be moved away.

Q: What is the name of the outer layer of the earth?

A: Sweet milk tea.