How to scold a person?

Question 1: How to scold a person not to swear? ! Come on, let me give you an example.

People say you are ugly, you can answer.

Yes, I am ugly, but you don't know. When your mother gave birth to you, my mother was giving birth to me. She is so ugly that she is ready to lose me, but after seeing you,

My mother had the courage to give birth to me,

Question 2: how to gently scold a person's incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Oversized speakers are a disgrace to Eskimos.

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,

I have to kill you!

Swearing two-part allegorical sayings:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-forgetting (Wang) that one ear is big and the other ear is small-a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hit the back of the neck fossa-glazed upside down.

Twenty-one days without a chicken-the meat that bad guys can't sell in dog days-the triangular cemetery of smelly goods-three years without washing your mouth-three years without defecation-three years without defecation-ugly things raised by big girls (bastards)-forcing your landlord to gouge your eyes-blind ghosts.

The top of the head is covered with sores, and the soles of the feet are festering-the erhu in Dongyue Temple is rotten to the core-there are shit stones in the chicken coop-* * * the old fat pig butcher-the goods that got stabbed, and the tiger dragged the hemp fiber-the eldest brother has the second brother-who burned the yam to ashes (mixed)?

Scattering soybeans in sesame fields-bastards are rewarded in the underworld-looking for ghosts, eating goods, arranging flowers with pink flowers-shameless bones beating gongs and drums-are all meat (dizzy).

Blowing a trumpet with a meat bone-cooking jiaozi in a meat pot (dizzy)-The back beam of the meat (dizzy) egg is sore, and the umbilical eye is pus-rotten-smelly thing, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and modesty-* * * wearing dog skin-unlike Fan Ruzhong-I am crazy about the toilet.

Playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (begging for death), dogs sniff-three sunny days, dogs bite beggars-wild animals bully dogs and bite shadows-no one yawns-a smelly mouth, dung beetles, lying on the tip of the whip-he only knows walking around, but he doesn't know that he is dying.

Camels give birth to donkeys-strange plants don't germinate-bad species look at clothes and act-dogs see bodhisattva shit-talking nonsense.

Sorghum is scattered in the millet field-the material of the hybrid blacksmith's shop-the beaten goods sing on the platform-the ghost Yan who doesn't know death sends a notice ... >>

Question 3: How to scold a person for being so cheap that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble?

* * * is melodramatic.

Really cheap, rubbish!

Why do you cover your face with * * *!

I think you are, how can I say, well, that is, well, I think you are shameless.

You can say that; Poor thing, don't you understand that you have lived for so long? Your existence is the sorrow of the world and an important topic in the field of life science research. How did you produce such a "stunner"? I think the scientific community will give you a reasonable explanation in the near future!

I'll give you a dime. Please give me some small change. Thank you.

Jin Jian, if you don't practice, practice the silver sword. If you don't practice the upper sword, practice the lower sword.

Small in the group, big in the pigsty!

Sometimes human nature is really sad. Do you have to trample on your personality to understand how * * * your behavior is? In that case, I can't stand it. Everyone wants face and dignity. So when you know that others hate you, will you please respect yourself?

You are not very cheap, you are so cheap that people don't know what to say.

What is more troublesome than meeting a bitch is ... meeting two bitches at the same time.

You teapot, it's all red, and you're in the mood to whistle.

This is the truth that people should at least understand, or that sentence, people should live with dignity, otherwise they will be like walking dead. I don't want to denigrate anyone's personality. I just want to live my own life and say it again: please respect yourself!

Jane doe from Class 85, please respect yourself. Don't feel how beautiful you are. Actually, it's not even as good as p.

People don't deserve to use the word * * * on you!

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

See * * *, my mood is more tangled than the grave, how so many people are dead, you are not dead.

Question 4: How to praise a person, how to scold a person! you are very beautiful

Question 5: How to scold a person depends on how much you hate him.

Question 6: How to scold a person for not swearing? I'll teach you. It's simple: how do you say a person is ugly? 1, long adventure ... creative. 2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. 4. You are really creative and have the courage to live! 5. You are so fucking postmodern. 6. You look like the scene of a car accident. 7. Your appearance is not symmetrical. 8. Why use * * * to block your face! 9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful and the other is yours 10. You look very refreshing! ! 1 1, you need to rebuild 12, why do they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Question 7: How to make a person stupid? Is there a number greater than 1?

Is there a number greater than 10?

Is there a number greater than 100?

Is there a number greater than 1000?

Is there a number greater than 10000?

Is there a fool more stupid than you? (If there is, he is a fool; If he says no, he is the stupidest fool.

Question 8: How to curse a person as hard as possible? . There is a better way to tell the shortcomings of the person you want to scold and scold others' reproductive organs, as we often do here.

Question 9: How to curse a person with the most vicious language! I'm angry! Adoption is better! 1. You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light, right?

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

3.*** is * * contraceptive failure gave birth to you, an animal with no eyes closed.

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

5. Were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

6. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once

7. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

8. It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

9. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

10. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

1 1. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

12. Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

13. I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

14. A slap on the wall won't buckle.

15. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

16. There is a big plate on these two lips.

17. I heard that you are very rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

18. Don't be afraid of cold balls when you cheat.

19. If others want to say, Fuck you, you can answer me and castrate your father.

20. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply, well, you really are 13.

2 1. If someone scolds you for making noise, just say, I'll give you a stone.

22. Your mother took you shopping, and people asked: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?

23. Seeing your grandmother doesn't hurt your uncle.

24. Jian 'an people will always be Jian 'an people. Even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

25. Please pack up and leave.

If you are ill, you should treat me. I'm not a vet.

27. Your inner face is longer than your pelvis.

28. Look excited, like drinking urine candy.

29. You were proud at first, but what are you doing now?

30. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

3 1. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

32. Please see clearly what goods you are talking about.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

34. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

35. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

36. If others scold you, look at P or Mao, and you can go back and see you.

37. Your mother was in a random state when she gave birth to you.

38. Your father is in the 73 1 Army, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you.

Hope to adopt

Question 10: How to call a person a bitch, but speak politely? You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.