Sketch script

People: Dalu-chemical expert, Abin-ichthyologist, Xiao Sun-electrical scientist

Location: a desert island

The curtain rises: [Dalu, Abin is giving Xiao Sun medicine. [

Bing: Can you do it, Da Lu? Your medicine seems to be fake and shoddy.

Lu: I said, ichthyologist, don't make unfounded remarks. What is this place, a desert island in the vast Pacific Ocean? Where do you want me to find cephalosporin, Sanjiu Weitai and Compound Dyclonine? Don't forget that I am a famous chemical expert. Coral is a special coelenterate, and the island is full of limestone bones secreted by them. Grinding these limestone bones into powder, plus a certain amount of Luyun, will become my "Powder No.1", which has the function of starting and ending. It is an essential medicine for giving gifts to relatives and friends and traveling at home!

bing: (doubtfully) but Xiao sun didn't wake up?

Lu: oh, there must be a process!

bing: alas, we were unlucky enough. We boarded the Titanic, were shipwrecked, drifted to this desert island, and somehow sneaked into the territory of another country. My surname is Bin, your surname is Lu, and his surname is Sun. The three surnames, together, happen to be "Rubin Sun" and are destined to make a living on a desert island.

Lu: With my genius here, I can't quench your thirst. These shoes are filled with seawater. Can you drink them? I can't. But as long as the magical "Powder II" ...

Bing: "Powder II" is actually silver sand ...

Lu: The secret can't be leaked: as long as these treasures are put in seawater to neutralize the salt and dilute the seawater, new minerals can be generated. (Singing) "More minerals, more health"!

bing: I won't starve you if I'm here. As soon as I sang, the fish came. (Singing, ... Fish Come). You are too cruel! Fishing is like Hanamichi Sakuragi. Alas, poor fish. You can't eat vegetarian dishes, such as kelp, seaweed and laver, which are all available and helpful for beauty, fresh and clean, and not tight!

sun: water ... water.

Lu: Xiao Sun is awake! Xiao Sun is awake. How about Powder One? Trust me, it's right!

sun: ah! What is this place? How beautiful!

Lu: Computer expert, this is a desert island!

sun: a desert island? It's over! I have an academic report to do in Mexico, and it's going to be ruined!

bing: it's good to be alive today. Thanks to Lu, you fainted as soon as you fell into the sea. He saved you with coral.

Lu: Let's help each other in the same boat, thanks to Abin's magic to attract fish.

bing: it's voice control.

sun: I wish there was a boat here. Blue sky, white sails ...

Lu: (singing) "Oh, forget it", don't dream, Abin has already asked the fish, it's far from the channel here!

sun: what kind of fish is big and fast!

Lu: It's a dolphin.

bing: dolphins are not fish.

Sun: It's good that dolphins can land us.

bing: I have tamed many dolphins, and their iq is not that high.

Sun: Just call it and I'll have an idea.

Lu: The computer expert has a virus in his brain.

sun: leave it alone. Abin, call the dolphin.

bing: (walks to the shore and sings to the underwater) "Deep ocean ..."

Lu: Do dolphins understand Yugoslav folk songs?

bing: the dolphins here are immigrants.

sun: ah, here they come, here they come. how clever you are!

Lu: This isn't daydreaming!

sun: watch me! This is the microcomputer that I take with me. Stick it on the dolphin's head, input the command, and introduce it into the dolphin's cerebral cortex through electromagnetic waves, and tell it to do whatever it wants!

bing: the dolphin's back is slippery. can't you sit on it?

Lu: it's up to me at the crucial moment. Brand-new anti-slip agent, cooperation of clay and bird droppings: "Powder No.3" debuted!

bing: disgusting ...

Lu: look, can't you just sit down?

bing: paste the microcomputer quickly.

sun: we are saved at last! Go to Mexico!

[ Three people riding a dolphin]

Qi: Goodbye, desert island!

people: communist youth league secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling and Xiao Wu

Scene: classroom

communist youth league secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . With what! Please listen to me!

three people: go ahead.

communist youth league secretary: are you listening?

three people: I'm listening!

communist youth league secretary: really?

three people: really!

communist youth league secretary: are you sure?

three people: ok.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

three people: no regrets.

communist youth league secretary: are you serious? Did you lie to me?

three people: will you say it or not?

communist youth league secretary: oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

three people fainted.

communist youth league secretary: ah! ! ! ! That's right

three people sit up.

communist youth league secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

three people fainted again.

communist youth league secretary: ok, let's get to the point, you can't get drunk and live a dream! You must constantly strive for self-improvement, volunteer, self-reliance, self-reliance, and self-reliance. . . Make a good change and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

communist youth league secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I am sleepy, so I sleep!

communist youth league secretary: why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to! But the teacher won't let me go!

communist youth league secretary: can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I will sleep after class!

communist youth league secretary: so what do you do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do in the evening?

communist youth league secretary: go to sleep! Campus sketch script: Xiaoling: We have the same habit!

communist youth league secretary: what do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

communist youth league secretary: what about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to ask this question!

communist youth league secretary: classmates! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

communist youth league secretary: can't you stay up all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

communist youth league secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

communist youth league secretary: what's interesting about the game? Just play after school! I despise you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!

communist youth league secretary: and you, Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you. You are late every day. If you are late, you will spend most of the day. Time flies, and the sun and the moon fly. Cherish the time! (ton) Students, classmates, comrades and fellow students: Just say it!

communist youth league secretary: with what people!

three people fainted.

communist youth league secretary: let's burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

communist youth league secretary: work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It won't abandon me!

communist youth league secretary: come on, let's work hard together!

three people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Come on, hurry up and let's-

The bell rings.

communist youth league secretary:---eat!

three people: yeah!

communist youth league secretary: how could you do this? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Be worthy of me?

Xiao Ai feels something: Mom!

communist youth league secretary: hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

communist youth league secretary: it was an accident! music!

(< Magic wind > Lyric songs like that)

Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep so much! Sleeping, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel that I want to have a rest.

The other three people applauded.

Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and I can't learn well, I just want to use games to paralyze myself! The more depressed I am, the more I play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!

the other three people applauded.

Xiao Wu: To be honest, I often come late and make excuses to avoid studying! But once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.

three people applauded.

communist youth league secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have stepped into the shadow of your heart! So I want to give you a hand! As the Communist Youth League Secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As a classmate, I hope that the students who are left behind will return to the team!

(music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")

League Secretary: OK! Maybe you can't adapt for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!

three people: huh?

communist youth league secretary: no! Guide you! Lure you!

three people: hey?

communist youth league secretary: in a word, let's work together!

three people: fightting!

several people study hard together and help each other.

Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understood that I should hold a candle every night for 36, days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!

(singing) I like sour and sweet. This is who I really am. The door to re-class will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!

Xiao Ai: (with a book between her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed CET-4, now I study English hard. My goal:-First!

(singing) Hehehe hi, stop playing games! Hehe, hehe, hi, stop playing games! Rebuild the sign of the king of heaven, and I kicked it away!

Xiao Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is in the book. . . Or Yan Ruyu! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, and I won't take a remake!

(singing) I want to be the child who works hard in the fairy tale, and never study again happily!

communist youth league secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades, how come all of them are gone? With what! You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!

three people: thanks! With what!

time: afternoon of contemporary weekend.

location: Dai hongjia's living room.

Characters: Dai Hong, Zhi Jian, Lan Yi: Bu

[Curtain Opening: Zhi Jian was on Dai Hong with a broken right foot on his back. He was sweating profusely and gently put Dai Hong on the sofa. He was very concerned and said to Dai Hong.

Zhijian: How's it going? Does it still hurt? Shall I apply it to you with a hot towel? (talking while sweating, gasping intermittently)

Dai Hong: Nothing! You see, I'll be fine as soon as I get home. When I see my precious computer, my foot doesn't hurt at all! Come on, Zhijian, I'll teach you to play games online. (gets up and pulls Zhijian to the computer desk)

Zhijian: No, no, no, be careful of the injury on your feet! (Hurry to help Dai Hong)

Dai Hong: Ha ha, don't worry, my foot is not hurt at all!

Zhijian: You are lying! ? (step back)

Dai Hong: Well ... that's right, but it's not all right!

Zhijian: You ...! What the hell are you doing? !

Dai Hong: Don't be angry. I'll tell you the truth. I pretended to hurt my foot today and didn't go to the school to organize a spring outing to the suburban zoo. This is true. I cheated you, too.

Zhijian: Stop it!

Dai Hong: Zhijian, you know, I am a super invincible fan of online computer games. As soon as I sit on this computer desk, turn on the computer and look at the screen, haha, the world will be ruled by me ...!

Zhijian: The computer is at your home, so you can play online at night after your spring outing!

Dai Hong: Absolutely not. You don't know. My parents won't let me play, saying it will delay my study.

Zhijian: Yes! There is something wrong with your academic performance in class.

Dai Hong: What are you afraid of? Do you know how many levels I have reached in the legend I played online? It's thirty-eight. I'm two grades away from the forty mark, okay?

Zhijian: What, you don't do your homework? Don't review your lessons?

Dai hong: hey! Why do you sing the same tune as your parents!

Zhijian: Is this wrong?

Dai hong: no,no, no! If my parents are at home, I can't get online and play games.

Zhijian: wouldn't that be better?

Dai hong: you, you ...! How can I put it? Do you know how much money I invested in Legend to get to level 38? More than one thousand yuan ...!

Zhijian: Does it cost so much to play games online? Don't lie!

Dai hong: what can I buy for weapons and equipment without spending money? Do you want money for the ruling? It's a few hundred dollars better to have the best equipment!

Zhijian: This ...! What are the benefits of playing at level 4?

Dai Hong: Fool, then I can earn a lot of money and buy new equipment. Haha, I'm rich!

Zhijian: This ... I really don't understand ...? !

Dai Hong: What's not to understand? You get good grades in class, and you don't play video games. You start reviewing exercises. You are the master of exercises. But playing games on the computer! I can also be said to be a hegemon who seeks defeat in isolation.

Zhijian: Right, right, right! You are a bully! When your parents come back, they won't be the overlord.

Dai Hong: Why don't you mention which pot? However, you are wrong today. My parents won't come back today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. They are on a business trip, so I can be a legend at home, and no one can control it! Three days and three nights guarantee another level. I have a lot of money in my vault, from "Red Moon" to "Cangyue"!

Zhijian: Forget it, leave you alone and play! I'm leaving.

Dai Hong: Zhijian, don't go. You have done me such a big favor with kindness today. How can I let you go? Have dinner here, and I'll teach you to play games online.

Zhijian: thanks, I'm leaving. (gets up to leave)

Dai Hong: Don't leave!

Zhijian: What?

Dai hong: you're going to betray me.

Zhijian: no.

Dai hong: then don't go. Really, I mean well. You see, I lied to your teachers and classmates not to go for a spring outing. Pretending to hurt your foot, you offered to give up playing in the zoo and help me go home with your back. I let you be taken in, and you are so tired that you are sweating all over. Now I let you go alone, is it still a spirit? Zhijian, my good classmate, I won't forget your benefits.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, don't say that! I also have difficulties! Today, the school went to the suburban zoo for a spring outing, and I really want to go, because I have never been there since I was a child, and I have always lived in a mountainous rural area. But I have to pay the whole 2 yuan money for the spring outing, which is my living expenses for half a month. I really want to play with my teachers and classmates. I can't help it. I'm poor