3 1 life-changing problem

Who said that every question should have an absolute answer? Sometimes you can ask yourself questions, which is a challenge to your performance, because it will help you become better. Try the following questions, which may change your life:

1, are you doing what you really want to do?

2. Do you have a dream to pursue?

3. Are you proud of what you are doing or have done well?

4. How many things have you promised and how many have you realized?

5. Is there anything you really want to do but haven't done? Why?

6. Have you ever suffered the failure of loving and being loved?

7. If the chances of failure and success are both 50%, will you try?

8. What advice would you give your 6-year-old self if you could go back in time by time machine?

9. Will you break the rules because of someone or something you care about?

10, have you ever given up an idea because you believe others will think you are a fool?

1 1. What do you like? A stable but boring job or an interesting job with a lot of work?

12, are you worried that you will make mistakes even if you won't be punished?

13. If you want to copy yourself, what kind of personality do you want not to be copied?

14. What is the difference between you and most other people?

15, have you brought some influence to the world, or are you constantly being influenced by the world?

16, what made you cry last time is still important now? Or will it be important in five years?

17, is there something you know you should let go but can't let go?

18, do you remember the man you hated ten years ago? Does it matter now?

19, forgive others or always hate others, what will make you happy?

20. What are you worried about now? If you stop worrying about it, what difference will it make?

2 1. Would it be a pity to die now?

22. What would you choose, a luxurious trip alone or a picnic with your beloved?

23. What do you admire most and why?

24. Has anyone inspired you to become what you are now?

25. What are you most satisfied with?

26. When was the last time you laughed at something?

27. Have you done anything to make yourself and the people around you feel happy?

28. Do you have someone you love or someone who loves you?

29. When was the last time you chatted with your parents and family?

If happiness is a currency, how rich do you think you are?

3 1. What would you do if today was the end of the world?

As long as the problem is not taken as a problem, it is not a problem.

1, in fact, there is no road on the ground. If there are more people walking, it becomes a road.

When your talent can't support your ambition, you should calm down and study.

Opportunities are only open to enterprising people, and mediocre people will never patronize them.

No matter how big the world is, it is bigger than an inclusive heart, and no matter how far the road is, it is also far from the burning dream.

If you know where you are going, the whole world will make way for you.

Maybe I have been flying in the direction of others, but this time, I want to fly in my own way.

7. Reality will tell you that if you don't work hard, you will be trampled to death by life. You don't need to make any excuses. Nothing is a reason to fight.

8. Will goal does not exist in nature, but in life. Saneatsu Mushakoji

9. If you can't stand the test, how can you get happiness?

10, if a man takes the initiative to carry a bag for you and let you walk on the road, take the initiative to pull a chair for you, don't appreciate it.

1 1, I'm actually not withdrawn, but I'm cheerful and lively, but I'm lazy to run a relationship most of the time.

12, everything will pass, fidgety mood, lonely life, things that are useless to work hard.

13, love must be the premise of marriage, and cherish is the necessary obsession of joining hands.

14, you are so strong, don't lose emotionally in the end.

15, while growing, while being injured, this is youth.

16, every day is a starting point, a little progress every day, and a little gain every day!

17, the mountain is not difficult to climb, as long as you like, the top of the mountain is at your feet.

18, a person should form the habit of believing in himself, even in the most critical time, he should also believe in his courage and perseverance.

19, I hope your life will be gentle and interesting in the future, not too intense, three meals and four seasons, and not too hasty.

20. Throw away things you don't like, blacken people you hate, sleep when you are unhappy, delete tired photos, confess when you meet people you like, and eat what you want most when you are hungry. Life is too short for you to hesitate.

2 1, as long as the problem is not a problem, it is not a problem.

22. Live a natural life and be yourself.

23. Failure is not terrible, but fear of failure is really terrible. We can only seek victory from failure and hope from despair.

24. Soft breeze and fresh air enter your heart and soothe the wounds of your soul.

An important feature of those successful and profound relationships is that both sides in the relationship can share their inner world, their true thoughts, feelings and wishes with each other.

26. Who says we have no stories? We live in our own stories every day.

27. A grain of rice keeps a benefactor and a stone of rice keeps an enemy. What the old man said is right. Don't give yourself everything easily, leave some pride and love for yourself, remember, this is the coolest thing.

28. A little thing can comfort us, because a little thing can sting us.

29. I walk very slowly! But I never flinch!

If you don't bow your head, the crown will fall, and if you don't cry, the bitch will laugh.

3 1, laugh at yourself three times a day in front of the mirror and thank yourself for everything before going to bed. No matter what happens, be kind to yourself first.

32. Life is a throbbing pain. It will be longer after a while.

Treat an intolerant life with a tolerant smile.

If you are tired, the world will give you a hug, but remember to wake up and face everything.

Funny question _ Funny question

1, a number, if you remove the first number, it will be 8, and if you remove the last number, it will be 50. What's this number? Answer 58

2. Why do monks always run to the north? Answer Buddha Day: There is no Amitabha in the south.

Both girls like you. One is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? Divorce your family first

4. How can ice quickly become water? If you remove two points, the answer is water.

5. What will add half after handstand? Answer 6

6. What do you see most at sea? Answer the water.

7. Liu Xiang: China speed! Yao Ming, the height of China! You! China? Weight.

8. Simple question ~ Who were the five tiger generals of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period ~ The online searches were Pig ~ Saint, Zilong, Glacier, Instant, Ikki.

9. What is the most valuable thing you stole from Kaixin.com? The mouse in the internet bar ...

10, Lao Zhang is a profiteer, but he is the worst at dumping things. Do you know what this is? The answer is unlucky.

1 1. Who is Confucius? Answer, old man

12. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

13. What book has the most shortcomings? Answer medical book.

14. When does the road get narrower and narrower? When you have enemies. The road is very narrow.

15. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV, you happened to meet her, would you? I'll point her out.

16, what's your left ear like? Answer your right ear.

17. What is your favorite pet? Ultraman

18, do you think you look good in person or in photos? Turn off the lights and look good. Interesting question

19. When is1+2 not equal to 3? A: When the calculation is wrong.

20. What do you think is your style, love at first sight, love at third sight or love for a long time? Cold-blooded, or a night of passion!

2 1. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? The answer is that it expands with heat and contracts with cold.

22. How can one say one thing and do another? You will wear a condom at a critical moment.

23. Have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry? Yes, creditors.

24. When did you feel you were from China? When answering questions in a foreign language exam.

25, eggs, stones, which will hurt at first? The answer, of course, is headache.

26. What can carry ten thousand tons of heavy objects, but not a grain of sand? Answer the water.

27. In today's society, what do ten thousand households live on? Answer the question.

28. When you eat an apple, you see one bug is disgusting, two bugs are more disgusting, and how many bugs are the most disgusting? The answer is half a bug. You have already eaten the other half. Hmm. How interesting

29, twins, brother's name is Tianlong, brother's name is Haohao? Equivalent to Mr or Sir.

30. Who makes money by luck? Answer the gas porter.

3 1, I am very good and obedient. I know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend now, but I will wait for you. Would you want me? You'll die, son. Go home.

32. What game won't win the prize, but lost it? The answer is guessing boxing and drinking.

33. At the seaside, there is a turtle that can't turn over. Would you? Pick it up and go home to make soup.

34. What is the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child? Playing on a wall when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped and kicked someone off the wall.

35. Please use one or two words or two groups of words? An idiot.

36. What would you do if you saw a MM crying by the river? I'll secretly push her down. Selected funny questions

37. A bull and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.

38. When can the caterpillar cross the wooden bridge and reach the other side of the river? The answer is when it becomes a butterfly.

39. An elephant has the longest nose, and what has the second longest nose? Answer the elephant

40. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? Must be human.

4 1, what is a semi-automatic washing machine? Automatic washing machine after divorce.

42. Why doesn't the hammer hammer the egg? A hammer can't be broken.

43. What is the most difficult problem in the world? The answer is this question.

44. Why can Xiao Ming stop a speeding car with one hand? He takes a taxi.

45. What is the most important thing for you to learn from Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home.

46. What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? Wet the bed!

47. What is the most effective way to give up someone and forget? Learn from Altman

48. Why did the Jade Rabbit fly to the moon with the goddess Chang 'e? The answer is because Chang 'e has radish feet.

49. A fat man and a thin man jumped off the building together, who landed first? The answer is to watch the crowd.

50. What kind of hat do men hate the least? The answer is cuckold.

5 1. What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident? The answer is ready for dinner.

52. If your other half's ex died and your other half cried in front of you, how would you react? Throw three feet of white silk and say, you might as well go with her

53. What door will never close? Answer the target.

54. How did Xiao Liu take the first step of divorce? He's married.

55. If you are in prison, what do you do to kill time in prison? tunnel

56. Two tigers are fighting for each other. Why do you have to fight to the death? The answer is because no one dares to stop fighting.

57. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I peed in was a royal salute!

58. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of Virgo? Man, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly! ! !

59. How can two people stand back to back and hit each other in the stomach? Turn around and walk in front of him.

60. Have aliens been to the moon? The answer is yes, everyone on earth has been there.

6 1. There are eight coins in Xiao Li's bag, and eight coins are missing. What else is in the bag? There is still a loophole in the answer.

62. Which is the largest sea in the world? The answer is that there is no end to suffering and no end to learning.

63. A gentleman was hit by an object falling from a height of several thousand meters, but he was not injured. Why? It is raining. He was hit by raindrops.

64. How can I express my love for someone and win my heart? Spend money like water.

65. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath

66. When does the clock ring 13? A: Bad times.

67. What is something smaller than bacteria? Answer it, son.

68. Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder? The answer is because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

69. Why don't good horses eat grass again? The answer is because all the grass has been eaten.

70. What kind of wheel can only turn? Answer: the wheels of the windmill.

7 1, there is one thing that the buyer knows, the seller knows, and only the user doesn't know. What is this? Answer the coffin.

72. Pigs are very useful. What is another great contribution to mankind? The answer is swearing.

There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot down one with a gun. How much is left? I didn't leave an answer, so I was scared away.

74. What is the smallest handcuff in the world? Answer bell

75. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? Cover one's eyes with one's hand.

76. When do you think men are most attractive? It's the most charming when you shit! Beat you to death!

77. If you have to expose half of your body, do you expose your left or right side? Lower position

78. What is the cleanest laundry? Answer hard.

79. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water? Pee.

80. Someone was walking across a wooden bridge when suddenly a ghost appeared in front of him, followed by a wolf and an abyss below. How do you suggest he go there? The answer is dizzy.

8 1, someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it? I think I'll change my mind.

82. If I meet Meng Po at Naiheqiao after my death, I'll give you Meng Po Tang. What does your grandmother's leg mean! It's fucking watered again ! !

83. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? The answer is because walking is too slow.

84. What do you think of going to Starbucks and sitting with a notebook all afternoon? It's better than sitting with a notebook and soy milk.

85. Is anyone chasing you now? Yes, I owe her 30 yuan.

86. What was the first thing Santa put in his socks last Christmas Eve? The answer is his feet.

87. If you had the opportunity to immigrate, which country would you not go to? The answer is heaven.

88. Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look right. Tell me what you see. My dad's slap, * * * What time is it? Don't sleep! ! !

89. The strangest name of Beijing snacks represents the state of an animal, which is sold in many places in Beijing! Guess (answer: snowball) peacock green.

90. Is nature hereditary or natural? How about the day after tomorrow? The answer is tomorrow, tomorrow.

9 1, which dress is the most durable? The answer is the one you like least.

92. What parts of your body have been praised? Nails, aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! ! !

93. What can I borrow or not? Forgive my answer.

94. A person is walking on the road, and a member of the opposite sex comes to ask you: Is this the earth? What's your answer? If it is a beauty, I will say: I love you. If Martians were dinosaurs, I would say: Where are you from? Go home.

95. A man is lying naked on a stone. What is this? The answer is to throw eggs at stones.

96. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. Why did you give him a roll of scotch tape?

97. A child is divided into nine oranges. How to divide it fairly? Strangle four!

98. Xiao Zhang said that he could change everything in the room in one second. How come? He closed his eyes.

99. A caterpillar died. Why did it move? The answer was delayed by ants.

100, with two groups of words? fool

10 1. How did Shuai die? The answer is cool!

102. You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up? Ah. Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

103, have you ever thought about suicide? I want to fucking kill you!

104, my dad suddenly told me that I have more money than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? The take medicine

105, what can't be found when you want to use it, but it is everywhere when you don't use it? The answer is urgent.

106, now! Right now! Don't think about it! Say an English word beginning with P, Pigou! ! !

107, a fierce cat, why did it run away as soon as it saw the mouse? The answer is to catch mice.

108. Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? And those who don't take a shower.

109. What is the biggest difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant may have fleas, but fleas can't have elephants!

1 10, how do modern people speak their minds? They will sing the moon represents my heart!

1 1 1. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it at birth.

1 12, if you have to choose one of (1 Chris Lee 2 Sister Furong, 3 Flowers, 4 Lv Xiulian) and get married immediately, what do you choose to die-

1 13. Why do you say that women will get married if they wear high heels? Answer: Because you walk slowly in high heels, it is easy for men to catch up with you.

1 14, swish! I stand in front of you and look at you affectionately, and you will. . ? Give you a day.

1 15, ICAO is the Independent Commission Against Corruption. What is Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (Answer: China Industrial and Commercial Bank)?

1 16, 1+ 1 When is it not equal to 2? When the answer is wrong.

What is the thing that bothers you every day? Constipation.

1 18, Taiwan Province province 10/0/day? (National Day)

1 19. When did your first kiss take place? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: I don't agree that I pushed you into the ditch.

120, someone spilled oil all over you and said to you, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are also Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

12 1. If Kong Ming were still alive, what would be the difference in the world? The answer will be one more person.

122, met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What can you sing? Hao Han Song

123, a woman who has been divorced for fifty times, how should she be described? Answer: Give up the former husband.

124, what English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer CD

125, others eat happily, but what is uncomfortable for themselves? The answer is disadvantage.

126, if your lover who has been in love for many years meets someone better than you and then leaves you, what does this prove? Love is actually fucking ape shit! ! !

127, who sees a doctor every day? Answer, doctor.

128, which country does not use electricity? The answer is ten days.

129, couplet: find a job and find a good job. Find a husband. Find a good husband? Dream on.

130, how to keep two people who love each other? Kill each other and bury them in one place.

13 1. What is indispensable to a person? The answer is wicked.

132. Which month has 28 days in a year? The answer is 12 months. Because every month has 28 days.

133, my girlfriend ate 50 kebabs in one breath, and my boyfriend said five words. What five words did you say?

134, two coins, one for five cents and one for two cents, one for not five cents, how much is the other? The answer is five points.

135, what are the similarities between Wei Xiaobao and Snow White? They all prefer group p.

136. Is there a man or a woman first in the world? The answer starts with the man, because the man's name is sir.

137, you don't have to worry about where the acne grows. The answer is someone else's face.

138, who is the most disobedient? The deaf and the dead. They can't even hear you.

139. There is air in the balloon. What's in the swimming ring? Answer person.

140, there is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What is this? The answer is wrong.

14 1. When does the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn in.

142, have you ever peeked at other people's privacy? I openly robbed.

143, a good-looking friend of the opposite sex called you in the middle of the night and wanted to go out with you to get a room. What should you do? Fuck off! Lao Tzu is a serious man! Don't fucking seduce me.-Where are you going?

144, what can you see with your eyes closed? Answer the dream.

145, the family has its own rules, and the state has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

146, what is the most labor-saving way to do anything nowadays? The answer will be given tomorrow.

147. It takes only three minutes for a snail to climb from Beijing to Guangxi. Why? The answer climbed on the map. The map is too small.

148, where is the sea where fish are not raised? The answer is the sea.

149. When the car turns left, which wheel does not turn? Answer the spare tire.

150, I want to go to America. How much does it cost? I thought, I didn't go and didn't spend money.

15 1. Why did the bear hibernate for so long? The answer is because it has no alarm clock and doesn't know the time. What are the main reasons for divorce? The answer is because I am married.

152. Why not strike hard? Answer doze off.

153, you were watching TV when Sadako climbed out. You will find a cage to raise and study. Pat him on the back with a bench!

154, I suddenly grabbed your hand after drinking too much and told you that I like you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

155, why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? The answer is that he didn't drive.

156. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? The answer is night. It is the shadow of the earth.

157, over. Because there will be October 1st every year.

158, what should I pay most attention to in the exam? Answering invigilator

159. If the earth explodes, which two places are safe? Answer: hell and heaven.

160, Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: He left in his shoes.

16 1, freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose one as your wife, which one do you choose? I will choose a man.

162, if one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

163. Put the weight on the nipple. What is this? The answer is humiliation.

164, what is higher than the sky in the world? The answer is higher than the sky.

165. How will an ant die if it falls from tens of millions of meters? If the answer is too high, you will starve to death.

166. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? The answer is different from the word Meng.

167, what is the biggest worry of a ghost who was shot dead? Drinking water will leak. Bullets are everywhere.

168, do you think about a heterosexual every day ~ A: Every day, I want to sleep with her.

169. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.

170, now you, 100 meters can enter 13 seconds? Free fall?

17 1. What is an automatic washing machine? Answer the wife.

172. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? No one eats after washing, and some people eat without washing? Answer the water.

173. The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? Answer the thermometer.

174. What's the name of the painter's apprentice? Answer: a lecherous

175, is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it? Yes, the one who bought candied haws.

176. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

177. What flowers bloom all year round? The answer is fake flowers.

178, Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan? The answer is impossible.

179, seriously, have you had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging.

365,438+0 The principle of getting along with others, never worry!

365,438+0 The principle of getting along with others, never worry!

The workplace is a small society, and how to find the most comfortable position in it depends on how to change yourself. Only by adapting ourselves to this small society will we not suffer losses and be eliminated.

1. No matter what happens, you should first think about whether you have done something wrong. If you are right (that's impossible), put yourself in the other person's shoes and feel their feelings.

2. Adapt yourself to the environment, because the environment will never adapt to you. Even if it is a very, very painful process.

3. Be generous. If you are not generous, learn to be generous. If generosity really hurts you, pretend to be generous

4. Low-key, low-key, low-key (lower-key than temporary workers, maybe you are not as good as temporary workers who have worked for several years in the eyes of others).

Be sweet, don't be stingy with your cheers. (will praise people. A good compliment will make people feel very happy, but don't go too far to disgust them. )

6. If you think the work is progressing smoothly recently, you should be careful.

7. Be polite. Look each other in the eye when you say hello. When communicating with older people, you should call them elders, because you are the real junior.

8. Talk less and do more. If you talk too much, you lose. Too many people, too few words.

9. Don't take others' kindness for granted, but be grateful.

10. Hands are high and eyes are low.

1 1. Be punctual, but don't expect others to be punctual.

12. Keep your promise, but don't make it easily. Don't always keep others' promises to you in mind and believe them.

13. Don't borrow money from colleagues. If so, be sure to return it on time.

14. Don't lend money to your colleagues. Give it to him if necessary.

15. Don't pass the buck (even if it's someone else's. Will eating once in a while kill you? crack a joke

16. Don't speak ill of another colleague behind his back. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs, and don't worry that these nice things won't reach the ears of the parties. If someone speaks ill of someone in front of you, smile.

17. Avoid openly opposing colleagues (including publicly raising objections, which is even more undesirable).

18. Always help others, but don't let the people who are helped take it for granted.

19. Telling the truth will bring you great misfortune.

20. Do things right, not people; Or be ruthless about things and have feelings for people; Or do first and do second.

2 1. Always check whether you are conceited, proud and look down on others. Even if you are talented, it's no use without the cooperation and help of others.

22. Patience is a compulsory course in life. Be patient with life, some people will fail this course until they die.

23. When you are new to a place, don't rush into any circle. Long enough, your circle will automatically accept you.

24. Have a normal heart. No big deal. Think bad of good things, and think good of bad things.

25. Try not to have an office romance. If it is unavoidable, avoid any form of physical contact, including eye contact, in the office. If you or your partner get married, congratulations, brother. You, die, decide, decide! ! ! )

26. You can kiss up (this is one of the important ways to communicate with your immediate supervisor), but be careful not to get your hands dirty. Don't just lick your ass with your tongue, this! What did I just say? .

27. Qualifications are very important. Don't play tricks with the old guys, or you will die an ugly death.

28. Good intentions sometimes don't lead to good results, but you shouldn't be discouraged.

29. Maintain respect and tolerance.

30. If you lead a team, when summing up your work, you should take all the mistakes on yourself and all the credit on your subordinates. Remember to praise subordinates in time when the boss and subordinates are present at the same time. When criticizing people, it must be done only by the two of you.

3 1. If you see a post that is still worth reading, you must reply, because your reply will give people the courage to move on, give people great encouragement, and at the same time make people appreciate you.