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Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and several servants, but the king and queen had no children ...

Queen's prayer: God, please give me a child with skin as white as snow and lips as red as blood ~PS: I want a boy!

Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to take a baby to the queen.

Crow goes on stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on, leaving a baby behind)

The queen exclaimed in surprise: Ana, come and see, this is a gift from heaven ~

The king goes on stage: Oh, my God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think we should call him XX ~

The king reached out: All right then ~ as usual!

The queen and the king guess fists: rocks, scissors and cloth!

The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I'm very sweaty in XX ~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I'm going to entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a water banquet for three days and three nights!

A finance minister cried out: Your Majesty, we want wages!

When the king waved, the finance chief was dragged down by the soldiers.

The king mused: It seems that it is better to just invite some important people ...

Narrator: So, the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess.

Fairy 1: I gave the little princess the incomparable beauty like me! (Narrator: Vomiting ~)

Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )

Fairy 3: I, I gave the little princess, nothing, incomparable, mouth, eloquence ... (The narrator came up directly to paste the plaster)

Fairy 4: I gave the little princess a gentle temperament like me, oh alive ~ (three-stage laughter ~)

Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (insidiously take the drafter, I nail me nail me nail ~)

Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Kesai came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! ) (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away in an instant ~)

Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never be deformed! (The photo of the elephant passes here ~)

Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a beautiful voice! (the sound of sawing machine legs rings backstage ~)

Fairy 9: I give the little princess money that she will never spend! (the king nods: it's still practical ~)

Fairy 1: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever!

Fairy 11: I will give the little princess happiness!

Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess the thinking logic of our 13-point combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone's wish: ... YAMADA ...) < P > Fairy 13: I want to give a blessing to the little princess ... < P > Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give a blessing to the little princess, all of a sudden there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (the tone was unusually heavy ~)

Unknown person 1 appeared: to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (.

1 pointing at oneself: X witch

2 also pointing at oneself: Ben Er ...

1&; 2 Hug together: We are the X group that shuttles through xyz! !

1 stretch out your arms and make an expectation: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us!

crow walk-on: that's it! Fool ~ fool ~

Narrator panic: something bad happened, and the evil witch appeared!

Witch: Such a big party didn't invite me, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? !

King: Well, it's because you always move, so ...

With a wave of her hand, the witch said, it's useless to make excuses! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give one ~ (Dangdang ~ drumming the tambourine ~) The little princess does live a carefree life, but on her 16th birthday, she will be choked to death by a banana. Wow, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ Choked to death ~ ~

Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't she be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel?

witch: do you have a spinning wheel at home?

narrator: nothing!

Witch: What age is it? Let's change it ~

Narrator: But ...

Witch (threat): If I say it's choking, I'll kill you if you talk nonsense again ~

Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!

The witch is cheerful: You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering around the world ... (Exit ~)

What are the kings and queens worried about? My poor child is cursed ...

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet.

king: then why don't you send it?

Fairy 13 is shy: because my hotline here is busy ~

Queen: Please ask the fairy to lift the curse of the witch quickly ~

Fairy 13: All right ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on her 16th birthday, but she will not die, but sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, then she will wake up and be happy forever.

king: why not lift the curse of the witch at once?

Fairy 13 hands clasped: because it's more romantic ~

Everyone came up with a stampede: hit you who is prone to abuse ...

Narrator: Please ignore the violent scene automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, the princess is 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and she is a model of a good wife and a good mother at home ~

The princess jumps on the stage: I am a girl. Cut ~ Give me a taste ~~

Witch: Give me the money and I'll give it to you! Or no talk!

princess: what? Don't you see I'm so poor ~? You see your skin is so white and red ~ your figure is so good ~ your hands are so slender ~ your hair is so black ~ send it to me ~ ok?

Witch: ...

Princess: You are the best ~~

Witch (cruel): ... All right! (Narrator: ... it's really unconvincing ...) (Later, the princess kicked her out)

Princess: Hehe ~ ~ Simple mind is simple after all ~ It's so easy to get it ~ ~

Narrator: ... The princess took a bite of a banana, and just then ...

The witch's follower: Catch a mouse ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Since then, day and night have been changing, alternating, exhausted the sun father-in-law and the moon mother-in-law ~ Time goes on and on, and the stars turn around ~ Flowers bloom and wither around the princess ~ Grass grows and dies ~ Hundreds of years have passed ~ This place has become a big garden ~

Crow: hundreds of years! Fool ~! Fool ~!

Narrator: In a country hundreds of years later, there was a very luxurious palace, in which lived a prince ~

Attendant: Your Highness ~ I found the princess you asked me to look up ~ It is said that she is still asleep. If anyone can wake her up, she will marry her ~

Prince: (stupidly) Prepare the carriage! Start at once tomorrow morning!

attendant: ok!

narrator: The next day, the prince set out. He finally came to the castle, and for some reason, all the people in the castle were asleep. The prince walked and walked, and walked into a garden, where he saw a man who was absolutely beautiful, lying among the flowers.

Prince: This must be the princess ... Hehe ... It's really as beautiful as legend!

Narrator: The prince kissed the princess. It is not suitable for children to avoid the scene before they are eighteen. At this time, the princess slowly opened her eyes and woke up.

slapped the prince.

prince: ... why did you hit me! My mother didn't want to hit me since I was a child in Dalian!

princess: I look like your mother? (Two more slaps) You pervert, shameless!

prince: I am the one who saved your life! How can you thank me?

princess: what do you want?

Prince: Of course!

Narrator: From then on, the prince and princess lived happily together because of the blessing of a fairy.

crow: that's it! It's over ~! Fool ~! Fool ~!

The King and the Assassin

Narrator (reserved)/Introduction (introduction): Not long ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, there were also some crazy people who managed to show their crazy history and crazy ways. Mr. Jingke, the most famous swordsman, was sent to the celebration of killing the king. However, in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Well, the next show will tell you the truth.

I pass

Taizi Dan (on the top, I take out the mirror to comb my hair and do narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world? (Voiceover: This is you, Prince Taizi Dan! Thank you for a mirror in America! (Facing the audience) I am Taizi Dan, and the magic mirror says that I am the most attractive man in the world. But Zheng Ying is a jealous guy. I think he will kill me. If you look in a mirror, tell him the truth. I feel horrible. So what can I do? (Shouting into the curtain) Is that my minister there?

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'll do it.

Taizi Dan: I have told you and repeatedly said that you should call me "my most beautiful, graceful, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest Taizi Dan"!

Sam: Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill yingzheng?

Prince: Oh, yeah? . What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! What is most needed in the 21st century? Talents! This sentence should be communicated with the audience, and it's best for the audience to answer it, and then pat A San on the shoulder. But who is the right person?

Sam: After screening, I have two promising hands. One is miss limochou, and the others are jinke. Tomorrow they will PK's view of the world as the No.1 killer.

prince: ok, show me the winner as soon as possible, ok?

a San: yes.

Action 2

(Andy Lau and Jin Chengwu dueling music in "House of Flying Daggers")

Jing Ke

Are you Lee mochou?

Li Mochou

Yes.

Jing Ke

ok. I crystal, you know, I will let you know that I am the king's killer' world.

Li Mochou

Are you challenging me?

Jing Ke

Well-off, of course! Shrugging your shoulders indicates agreement

Li Mochou

Come on!

when the music started,

two people rushed forward

"People are floating in the Jianghu, how can they not get stabbed? One knife will kill you, and two will kill you. . . 。"

Li Mochou falls to the ground

Jing Ke laughs

Li Mochou is in pain: What happened? Why don't you feel pain?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win over a person. Isn't it? What about us? Do you need a reason to win a person? Do you need it? )

Li mochou: momma always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou, you never know what you got". I got it, momma was right.

Jing Ke laughs again

Taizi Dan Shang (fuels): How are you?

Jing ke: ok, thank you, and you?

Taizi Dan: Oh, my God! But an innovative answer you gave me was "How are you"?

Jing ke: definitely!

Taizi Dan: How about you?

Jing ke: ok, thank you, and your wife?

Taizi Dan fainted

Jing Ke: Hey, Man, I'm kidding!

Taizi Dan: Oh, I'm kidding! (respectfully), but I have your business card, please?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

Yes or no, that's a question.

Sam: Hero, we need your help.

Jing ke: I'm busy now!

Taizi Dan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing ke: I'm busy!

Sam: IC card, ID card and IQ card?

Jing ke: I'm very, very busy!

Sam (beautiful woman with fingers on the court, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say o.k., she's yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I must say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

Sam: What? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Jing ke; Hey, guys! You are so clever, but why don't you know Chinese medicine? Any of them can give you the answer.

Sam: I'm sorry? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-China Traditional Millimeter.

Taizi Dan: I must show you a trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. This is a brand-new product, Unilever China.

Jing ke (excited): slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife keeps threatening to leave me if I can't lose my weight.

Sam: what do you want? Speak up, if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I am glad that you still have to express your opinions to them. Whether it is possible! Do you really like it? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Don't you really want it ...

("No matter" music, Jing Ke first tango with Sam, hold it in his arms, and then throw it out, and Sam vomited. Then Jing Ke danced rumba with Prince Taizi Dan, and finally Prince Taizi Dan posed as a feminine figure, bent back and lifted one leg, and Jing Ke made a flirt).

Jing Ke (sincere) just told me what should I do? I'll make it for you.

prince Taizi Dan and Sam (hip bump, high five)!

Action ш

(The theme song of "A Chinese Odyssey" rings)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, Prince Taizi Dan and Ah San are behind.

Sam: Hero, we have reached the Yishui River.

Jing ke: that's all, please. Farewell, my friends

Taizi Dan: I will miss you, baby.

(Taizi Dan, A Sanxia. Pause "Titanic" theme song, Jing Ke and his wife do the classic modeling of Jack and Rose at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke sees a beautiful woman-at this time, a classical beauty from China passes by, winking at Jing Ke and dropping a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, but his wife found something wrong and turned her head).

Jing Ke (quickly converging): Dear, I love you.

wife: I love you! You mean, more to me than anything else in this whole world! ("The Shawshank Redemption")

Jing Ke (tears): I love you more. Still, you and me and the whole