Harmful trick

1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

2. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

Try not to make any noise if you can.

4. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

5. Fighter in * *, VIP in * *.

6. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

7, you roll for me, keep rolling. ......

8. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.

9. You are the best example of failed abortion!

10, it's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, it's your fault that you came to college to study! !

1 1. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

12, dare to admit mistakes and resolutely do not change.

13, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down on you.

14, the sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

15, comrades didn't work hard, * * will succeed.

16. Quit smoking, go to bed early and die well.

17, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you.

18, evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage?

19, whoever dies will not die, whoever dies will not die.

20. You grew up without cover and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

2 1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people mean invincible.

22. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

23,21century is very dangerous, go back to your Jurassic.

24. It's worse than chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside.

25. Even a flower is more handsome than 10 times.

26. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

27. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through and you want to commit suicide.

28. Only people will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

29. You can't even live on the keyboard you touched.

Spilled saliva is more deadly than SARS.

3 1, if you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually.

32. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you.

35. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

36. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you involuntarily.

37. Grenade will explode when it sees you;