Beg. A funny version of the little match girl's script,

The little match girl turned around.

Characters: Little Match (fire for short), Little Angel (sky for short), Flower Bulan (nothing for short), Grandma (outside for short), Invisible Man (behind for short), God (above for short), Drug buyer (drug seller for short), Bard (singer for short), two policemen and two doctors.

Narrator: The little match girl fell asleep on a snowy night. What happened afterwards? She didn't die. She came to another world, another country: God knows the Federation and the Republic. The kingdom of heaven for short.

The music started slowly.

God: Angel, there is a girl named Little Match who wants to immigrate to heaven. Please meet her at the railway station!

L 1: just pick it up at the terminal?

(thinking) I think that will do!

Ann: So when you go through the customs. ...

Top: oh! By the way, (suddenly remembering something, I stood up, touched my pocket, took out a pile of rotten paper and threw it on the ground, kneeling down and groping on the ground)! I found you. (Stick it in your arms like a baby, then look straight and do it right) Cough! This is the pass!

Ann: (extremely disgusted, holding it with his fingertips, his voice trembling) Yes (turning around and just going out)

Top: oh! By the way, angel, this little girl has a grandmother. She ... may also pick up the station. All right, you, focus! Besides, this is your first mission. Finish it well!

Ann: So ...

Top: hmm! All right, that's it! Go now! It's getting late!

Ann: Well, good! (Running downward)

Top: (turning around) Huh? Where is my wand?

God in the back row: in your hand!

Top: Cough! Look at my memory! By the way, the protector of rights

Right: right!

Image above: You follow the angel invisibly. I'm really a little worried about this boy's first task!

Right: (salutes at attention) Yes, sir.

God doesn't spend money on flowers.

No: (Action) Change

Right: I hit someone!

Oh, you killed me.

No: yo! Angel.

Ann: (looking up and down) You, who are you?

No: (patting the chest) I am a flower!

Ann: Ah! No, Ian? (Laughter) How have you changed?

Ann: (arrogant) What about the magic I just learned? Am I so handsome?

Right: Very ugly.

Ann: (sarcastically) Hum! That's really handsome. (turning to go)

Right: handsome cricket.

No: hey! Don't go!

Ann: What! (impatient) I'm in a hurry!

No: hey ~! To tell you the truth, I can change many things now! What do you want? I'll help you change it!

Oh, dear! Nothing is needed, nothing is needed!

No: mm-hmm. Mommy Mimi, turn an angel into a rooster!

Ann: Hum! You're amazing!

Right: embarrassed! Bullshit!

No: I must prove it to you!

Led by the angel, Bran followed closely.

Narrator: Hello, friends at the airport. The express train 257 to heaven was delayed by 20 minutes due to a breakdown. Please forgive me!

Shangnainai

Grandma: ask why the world plays with each other, only ask us to live and die together, but who can compare with me and my granddaughter! However, where we are, where I am, my granddaughter will follow! We are all from the northeast. Comrades, what deep feelings!

Bud: (solemnly) The purpose of life is to wait for the train, but the train you are waiting for is not waiting for him. If you are waiting for the 257th train, pretend to wait for 57th, maybe the train will be cheated by you!

Foreigner: Oh, my God, big brother, a scholar?

Yin: No! Born late is just a wandering wanderer!

Foreigner: Oh, dear! What culture!

Yin: Alas! I am a swift horse, but the waiter doesn't know that I can wait thousands of miles. Although I have an empty stomach, I have no room to play! Just as a small registrar! Alas! (Squat down, hold your head)

Foreigner: What are you playing? Are you a horse? Don't! I said big brother, what's wrong with you?

Narrator: Hello, fellow travelers, the 257th express train to heaven has arrived at the terminal. Please get your luggage ready to get off!

Foreigner: Oh, dear! My grandson and daughter are on this train, my grandson and daughter, big brother!

Yin: Senior! I wish you and your granddaughter happiness. See you later! (Tears welled up in my eyes)

On a small match

Foreigner: Hey! ~~~

Match: Look for angels at the east entrance of the railway station. Angel (seeing grandma)

Small match: (hug and run) outside ... grandma ...

Grandma: Ouch! Oh, my God! Granddaughter!

Xiao: Ouch! Grandma!

No, Ian: Persist and change, angel. Angel, look, I made it. I'm not bragging!

Ann: You ...

H: it's done!

Matches: Grandma? Grandma! What's going on here? What happened to grandma?

No: You still don't believe I can do magic, huh!

Ann: Pat grandma, grandma? Huabulan, you've gone too far. untie it.

Right: He, will he?

No: sorry, I ... I ... can only make a reservation!

Ann: What? This ..... this look at what you have done, what should you do!

Right: impossible!

Matches: wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Selling fake drugs.

Sell: Walking around, swimming around, I'm not worried about being cheated.

Ann: She ... was ... stopped by that damn flower.

Sales: I'm good at this ... hey! Well, well, what's the use?

Fire: Who are you?

Sell: What? Don't you know that this little fairy who traveled all over the country, helped Qin Shihuang unify the six countries and cultivated the world in Mao Zedong is second only to fairies? (sitting on the invisible man's lap)

Sell: This chair is quite soft!

Right: hey! You are killing yourself, and the seat is quite comfortable (push him away! )

Sell: Hey! Somebody push me!

The angel quietly left the invisible man to follow (the match stole a look at her and then asked)

Fire: Who is the immortal?

Sell: She is far away and close at hand.

Fire: (referring to Bran) So you are a fairy?

No: Of course.

Seller: No, that, me.

Fire: Your magic is amazing! Teach me.

No: No problem. What do you study?

Seller: No, I am. Who is she? Fairy, I

Fire: Hmm! Hey! Let him dance!

No: (thinking) hmm ~ ~, ok, have a little swallow.

Fire: Good!

Sell: Hey! I still don't believe it, little girl. What can you do? I, I can't jump!

No: that's not your call, that's grunting!

Sell: Hum! What? Hey, what happened to my arm? Hey, hey, legs (Swallow ... starts jumping)

Fire: Haha! You made this dance up?

No: I'm not that smart, Angel (pointing to her)

Angel brought two policemen.

Ann: That's her (I meant to refer to Bran, but I meant the fairy. She is invisible to her)

Right: huh? Did I slip up?

A: I don't like your boy for a long time. I've been sneaking around here, hehe! Stop jumping.

Right: Nice dance! (Follow-up)

B: You have violated God knows that Article 15 of the Federal Constitution and the Constitution of People's Republic of China (PRC) prohibit the abuse of magic! Be serious

Ann: Ah! Wrong. Wrong.

Policeman B: Angel, don't worry, we will deal with it strictly and let him learn to break the spell as soon as possible. But ... in his case. ...

Ann: Hey!

Policeman A: Don't worry. Take it away.

B: Yes!

Ann: Wait! I ...

Right: What else?

Fire: You must be angry! Hmm! Two policemen, this young lady hates his guts. You must keep your promise.

A: Hmm! We understand.

B: Come on, come on, don't delay the case!

Fire: OK, OK, you are busy.

Ann: Here, hey.

Sell: swallow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Right: wear flowered clothes ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A: Be honest.

Fire: What are you doing? If you want to take him away, who will break the spell for my grandmother?

Right: exactly.

Ann: Me? Your grandmother?

No: yes!

Ann: Don't talk nonsense. I haven't settled accounts with you. Let me ask you, did you just enchant that man again?

No: I'm fine!

Right: Not bad!

Ann: (glaring at him) Huabulan, be honest!

Fire: Mulan? You are Mulan who went to war for her father.

No: (scratching his head and looking at Angel) Hehe! This is ..... poor, almost! (giggles)

Right: spit ~ ~

Ann: (giving her a white look) Almost? Much worse! How dare you? Although the name is only one word short, in fact!

Fire: (looking at Bran) Can't you break Grandma's spell?

Ann: She can't untie it!

Fire: By the way, did you just say that she is an angel?

Yes, and you are?

Fire: Little match!

Ann: You just ... Hey! I'm here to pick you up!

Right: I almost forgot the task!

Ann: It's all the girl's fault.

Right: hey! Can't blame others.

No, someone can save him.

Together: Who?

No: Don't get excited!

Ann: Go ahead, who is it?

Mulan: (clearing her throat and patting her chest) My master, my God!

Together: huh?

Right: How can God accept you?

Fire: God, are you a disciple of God?

Ann: It really looks like it!

No: Why? Then I won't scream!

Fire: No, scream!

No: potato, potato, I'm a sweet potato. Come on.

Top: Who's calling me? (Seeing everyone here suddenly very serious)

Mulan: Master! Disciples meet master.

Top: Free! what can I do for you?

Please ask god to help save grandma!

Fire: Oh my God! I am a small match.

Top: hmm! I have a request!

Ann: What?

Fire: Requirements?

Top: yes! Do any of you know how to explain the catwalk?

Ann, fire: (looking at each other) catwalk?

Right: (laughs) God gave him a look and stopped laughing!

I'll help you if you explain!

Fire: hmm ... that is, touch, model!

No: I know!

Ann: What?

No: Cough!

Ann: Ah! Bran is the cutest, the most beautiful and the most amazing! Right (looking at small matches)

Fire: Mm-hmm! right ...

No: That's more like it! Ahem! Catwalk means walking in a straight line. I think whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse!

Fire: Ah! ……

Ann: (Helpless)

Top: hmm! I feel the same way! All right! Not the kui is my apprentice!

No: Thank you!

Right: hey! Grandma!

Top: oh! That's right. Easy? Where is my wand?

Right: (Helpless) You have it!

Other: (strange)

I'm sorry! Move! Move! Get dressed!

Fire: It doesn't work.

I: He will be all right in five minutes.

Fire: Six o'clock sharp, that's six o'clock.

Top: hmm! What, what time did you say?

Fire: It's six o'clock sharp.

Top: Ah! The game has already started, and it's over! (Just about to run, I suddenly feel that it is detrimental to my image, and I will correct it immediately. )

Ann: He always does!

Right: I'm not ashamed.

Fire: I'm waiting for grandma to wake up now!

Right: hmm! Good granddaughter

Fire: Make me pudding.

Right: Don't breathe!

No: He's fine.

Grandma: Ouch! Why does it hurt so much!

Right: hmm! I also finished the task and went to watch the ball!

Fire: Grandma! Moved again.

Ann: Grandma!

No: Haha! Grandma, your head is so big.

Foreigner: Me! Nicknamed big head

Together: big head, big head, don't worry about the rain. People have umbrellas and I have big heads (my grandmother is dizzy)

Everyone: grandma, grandma, come on! Call an ambulance!

No: OK! What the hell

Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo

treat a disease

Ann: Don't worry, go through the formalities first! Come on!

Fire: Good! (Just left)

No: (running in a hurry) grandma, grandma.

Fire: What's the matter? What happened?

No: she ... she.

Ann: Don't worry, speak slowly.

No: her, her, her.

Fire: Impossible (pouncing on grandma) Grandma, why did you leave when I came (crying and pouncing on grandma)?

Foreigner: (Doing) I'll lie down and have a rest.

Ann: Hey, you scared me to death.

Tube: Hey! Listen carefully to that little match.

I solemnly declare that Little Match has officially become a citizen of God knows the Federation and enjoys all the rights that China citizens should have. She lives with her grandmother.

This is the ID card.

Fire: Thank you! Flowers are not rotten, dance! (make a picture.