Very funny and funny humorous animal jokes

Very funny and very funny humorous animal jokes

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1. Lang, you are the artist I admire most. Only you can make me feel the perfection of life. ?

?Xiang, I admire your tenacity and unyieldingness, and I can’t bear to see you ignored by the world anymore. ?

?Lang! Let this moonlight bear witness for us! ?

?Xiang! Let us never be separated! ?

?Okay! Here we are! Together!? After talking, the dung beetle happily went home while pushing the dung ball.

2. A turtle climbed up from the sea to land and stayed on land. It began to preach how beautiful the sea was, and was regarded as a god by the brainless animals who envied the sea.

It always says this and that is not good on land, denounces the inhumanity of lions eating lambs, and never mentions the big fish eating small fish in the sea.

One day, a newborn calf asked it: "Then why don't you return to the sea?"

It said: "When I return to the sea, I am just an ordinary tortoise."

3. Xiao Ming came to the forest and saw a little bird playing mahjong, and asked: What kind of bird are you?

The little bird playing mahjong answered: I am a sparrow.

Xiao Ming continued walking and saw a little bird taking a bath, and asked: What kind of bird are you?

The little bird taking a bath answered: I am a magpie.

Xiao Ming continued walking and saw a little bird punching holes in the tree, so he stepped forward and said: You must be a peacock!

The little bird gave him a blank look: Get out, I am a woodpecker!

4. The old rooster and the old hen went on a long journey. They were exhausted. The old hen suddenly collapsed on the ground and cried loudly: "嘤嘤嘤, 嘤嘤嘤" ...?

The old rooster slapped him and cursed angrily: "You are so old, how cute are you selling your sister!"

The old hen covered her face and looked at it. The sky continued to cry: "Eagle Eagle Eagle...Eagle...?"

Old cock, old hen, die.

5. The flea noticed that the mosquito had its mouth crooked, and quickly asked: "Brother, how did you fix it?"

Mosquito: "Don't mention it. I found a naked man last night and bit him." I didn't bite it all night, and the next morning I discovered that it was actually a statue. ?

6. The dung beetle father took his dung beetle son to the doctor. The doctor said to the dung beetle father: "The child is fine, just a little anemic. Remember not to take him to the men's room next time." ?

7. I have a dog. From the day I bought it back, I trained it to pick up the lost money on the ground whenever I had free time.

Now it finally pays off. Every time you let it go out, in most cases, you can come back with some money.

Now the money it brings back can not only cover its monthly living expenses, but also help me subsidize my family.

8. I went out to walk my dog ??today. The dog was walking, crawling on the ground, and wouldn't go away. I pulled it a few times, but it continued to lie.

So I said calmly: Let’s turn on the air conditioner.

That guy actually jumped up?

9. My dog ??can answer the phone. One day my girlfriend and I were having sex at home.

My mother gave There was a call at home, but we both were so excited that we didn’t want to answer it.

Then the dog turned on the speakerphone, and I heard my mother say over there, is Xiaohu at home?

The dog barked once, is his partner there? The dog barked twice, what are they doing?

The dog breathed rapidly. . . Damn, I’m crazy!

10. I have a very smart dog. Every day when I go home, she will jump on me and make love, and at the same time, she will pester me to walk her downstairs.

She is smart enough to understand that I can only take her to play with my clothes on, so if I am tired, I quickly take off my clothes and she will understand that I will not go downstairs.

This is why the dog jumped on me as soon as I entered the door, while I was busy taking off my clothes!

11. Elephant: I don’t know if the ivory chopsticks are comfortable to use. .

12. Dog: I really want to get a dog beating stick to play with.

13. Dung Beetle: I am very diligent and very good at chasing balls. Why do I still have such a bad reputation?

14. Donkey: If you make a "donkey friend", you will definitely not be lonely on the "Donkey Road".

15. Fireflies: It turns out that being exposed is very attractive.

16. Mosquito: A gentleman speaks but does not act. This is such a good truth.

17. Toad: If you can’t eat swan meat, it’s good to eat stewardess (moth) meat.

18. Oriole: I really want to take a photo of a mantis catching a cicada, but it’s a pity that I don’t have a camera. . .

19. Pig: Who is Pig Tou San? Such a strange name. . .

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