How can I pretend to be a normal earthman?

Unfortunately, in theory, although I have been studying and researching in this field for more than 20 years, I only know roughly that some disciplines have relatively perfect theoretical systems in this field. These disciplines include but are not limited to anthropology, statistics, political science, sociology, psychology, life science and so on. In addition, there are some disciplines supplemented by the earth people themselves, such as philosophy, mathematics, theology, methodology and so on. , can be used as a good observation material, from the side to understand the various thinking and behavior structure of the earth people. But on the whole, How to Camouflage Earthlings does not have a satisfactory official version. The Galactic Culture Administration developed a two-volume camouflage manual five Galactic years ago, about 2,000 Earth years ago, but after it flowed into the Earth market, an unexpected cultural integration problem was formed. Deeply influenced by it, some earthlings tried to be self-disciplined according to the standards, which had an irreversible impact on the culture, politics and history of some regional civilizations. Even after18th Earth century, when this guide was translated into East Asian languages, it caused a violent cultural shock and a large-scale peasant movement in the tributary system in East Asia. From this phenomenon, we can make the following assumptions: 1) As far as its goal is concerned, the compilation of this book is problematic; 2) People on earth don't know what conditions make them; 3) There may be a cross-cultural factor in the phenomenon of human civilization on the earth. Another phenomenon may be circumstantial evidence of this hypothesis. In modern history, because local and foreign researchers have conducted colorful research and diversified conclusions on the issue of "how to disguise the earthlings", these studies have interfered with ordinary earthlings, leading to a large number of earthlings beginning to doubt that they are not earthlings, which really reflects the inducement of some cultural anxiety. But as far as the current overall situation is concerned, this messy situation actually provides a shortcut for all earthlings, earthlike people, non-earthlings, earth immigrants (whether moving out or moving in) and yellow-flowered bird-eating fish (and its related galaxies) who want to pretend to be earthlings. The principle of this shortcut is a bit complicated, and it is worth starting a new stove. In fact, since the old version of the Convention on Norms, a large number of guidebooks disguised as earthlings have appeared on the market. I don't want to doubt whether there is a deliberate planning action or attempt behind this, but I prefer to believe that this is a concentrated response of the people on earth to dereliction of duty. If we collect the contents of these works, we can find that after thousands of years of evolution, they have formed a very fine academic classification, such as "political anthropology", "nonferrous metallurgy" and "anarchism and the professional direction of globalization". Other tour guides who failed to catch the academic bus did not seem to reduce their anxiety about dereliction of duty, such as "how to pretend to be a guqin lover", "how to pretend to be an Englishman" and "how to pretend to be a Paganini lover who is hungry and stingy all day". Here we can make a bold inference: there are so many complicated camouflage guides, which explain two points to some extent: 1) people on earth are not good at mastering all these resources; 2) Earthlings believe that earthlings should master all these resources as much as possible. When we draw these two inferences, a shortcut to disguise the earth people appears. Let's not be disturbed by all the camouflage guides on the market-all the terms that tell you that people on earth should do this and not do that. Pretend that the earthlings are not earthlings. So, all you have to do is pretend you don't know anything and feel anxious about it. In case you make a mistake and inadvertently show your outstanding talent and profound knowledge in some way, it doesn't matter much, and anxious people on earth won't doubt you. To be on the safe side, if your major is programming, remember to prepare a book "How to Pretend to Be a Programmer" in your bag, as do other professional abilities. Unless you are an earthman-you don't need to put "How to pretend to be an earthman" in your bag, which will challenge the fragile logical ability of earthmen and arouse their doubts. Senior can only help you here.

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