What are the 100 clichés in film and television dramas?

1. Play the flute or the piano

Every time I see such a scene, I can’t bear it, especially in costume dramas. Out of 100 male protagonists who play the flute, only one person may be able to follow it. The rhythm is up, and every time I see them playing the flute affectionately while discharging electricity and pressing their fingers randomly, it is really heartbreaking! ??

2. The heroine stabs the hero

This is also a scene that appears many times in costume dramas, but it is also seen in fashion dramas, but generally it is not as powerful as in costumes. The most powerful thing is the scene in "Flying Knife" where Lin Shiyin stabs Li Xunhuan. It's creepy to watch. ??

Actually, watching handsome guys suffer is my hobby, but usually the reason why the heroine stabs the hero is because she is mentally retarded and makes the client suffer even more. I tolerate the fact that heroines generally have low IQs, but why doesn't every male protagonist know how to hide? He always stood upright and stared at the heroine with a resentful look. Then after being stabbed, he vomited blood and fell to the ground resentfully...

3. He saw the heroine covered with a layer of anger. The extremely transparent veil disguises a peerless beauty, and then the male protagonist's eyes seem to be highly myopic, and he has to wait until the veil is lifted to see the beauty's face clearly, making her look stunning.

4. The heroine is disguised as a man. I can tell at a glance that she is a woman. She has high breasts, thin eyebrows, red lips, and a high-pitched voice, but she is brave and witty. The male protagonist suddenly became dull towards the heroine, unable to distinguish between male and female, and even said, "This brother is so kind-hearted" and "I have never seen such a handsome husband as you."

5 .No matter what angle they fall, the lips of the hero and heroine can touch each other.

6. The protagonist cannot jump to death from a cliff no matter how high it is, and will land smoothly if he falls from Everest. Then he lost his memory, was taken care of by a certain girl, and fell in love for a long time. You will never die if you jump off the cliff...

7. If the protagonist falls into a cave or valley, he will accidentally obtain martial arts secrets.

8. Misunderstandings arise, one against the other (usually the hero and the heroine)

"Listen to my explanation!" "Listen to me!"

"I don’t listen! I don’t listen! I don’t listen!!"

Repeat the following N times... MD! If there is time for that repetition, the explanation will be over!

9. The protagonist singled out a group of soldiers, but each time the soldiers were very moral and went up to get beaten one by one, while other soldiers waiting to be beaten were hanging around behind. When I see those shaking people, I want to take pictures with a spatula...

10. The wife is murdered by an adulterer. Before she dies, she must tell the hero the name of the adulterer: The person who killed me is. ...Yes... Then I vomited blood, closed my eyes and kicked my legs... (Remember Nancy Ren in The Condors, when she died on Peach Blossom Island, she wrote " The murderer is...""Yang Kang", the boss *** only has two characters, the first four characters are all written in white.)

11. Also, whatever bad news the heroine hears, no matter what she has in her hands Whatever she was carrying would definitely fall to the ground with a clatter. If she was a woman, she would roll her eyes and then faint. The people next to her would immediately rush to her side: "Mom/Mrs./Aunt, how are you?" ", if it is a man, it is mostly due to heart disease/asthma

12. There are also those old men in domestic dramas who laugh: Ah~~~~~~~hahahahaha

< p>13. There is a scene that I really hate, it often appears in martial arts dramas:

A murder scene, a knife is inserted into the corpse, the real murderer has long disappeared, the male protagonist usually chooses this time to be alone When he appeared on the stage, he immediately felt grief-stricken when he saw the corpse. Then, pay attention, the action that I can't understand the most appeared. No matter how wise and cautious the hero is usually, at this time he will definitely touch (or touch) Pull out\, the above actions are optional) the murderous knife on the corpse.

At this moment, the supporting characters will rush in and immediately witness the hero's standard murderous posture with a murderous knife in his hand, exclaiming: You actually killed XXX! ! ! ! Okay, now everyone can enjoy the scene where the male protagonist is wronged by everyone~~~

14. The male protagonist and the female protagonist hug each other, the female protagonist runs wildly when they see her, and the male protagonist chases after her. When I arrived and explained, the woman didn’t believe it, and the man raised his hands and swore that if even half of what I said was false. . . The heroine was sure, she put a finger on the man's mouth and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," I believe.

15. The autumn wind inevitably sweeps away the fallen leaves in the fighting scenes 16. The heroine misunderstood the hero due to a certain scene (mostly the heroine and the hero were caught hanging together. The hero suddenly found the heroine and said: xx, that’s not the case. The heroine He hides his face and runs wildly, and the hero follows him)

Then he grabs random passers-by on the street, A, B, B, D, and asks them one by one... Aunt (Uncle, Aunt, Uncle...) Is there anyone wearing X-colored clothes? The girl in the clothes ran over?

17. In a deep valley, there is a big book at the mouth of the valley: "Those who trespass will die"!

Then there is a row of bones

But no one who goes in will die.

18. In "The Prince Turns into a Frog", the 1SB robber must let the male pig kiss the female pig before releasing the two pigs.

As a result, the female pig was shy and reluctant but full of expectations. At this time, the male pig's lips touched the female pig's lips. The robber next to him was still shouting wildly. Damn~~ Are there such shady robbers?

19. Both of them lost their footing and rolled down the hillside together. It involves looking at each other, close-ups, slow motion, coyness... usually rolling in the grass, rolling in the snow, or rolling in the desert... As the male and female protagonists roll, the feeling comes... .. Panting and pecking, staring at each other... The air is ambiguous... Then... the camera switches...

But it seems that I have never seen rolling in the woods, maybe I am afraid that I have not rolled enough The circle will hit a tree or something! Generally, there are more rolls in ancient costumes. The clothes rolled less, but the cement floor probably rolled. It felt very bad, too romantic~

20. In previous Hong Kong dramas, once the male protagonist encountered a setback in his relationship or career and was depressed, he would In addition to the wine bottle in his hand, he would definitely grow a beard overnight to show his haggardness.

I was really amazed at that time, how could a man's beard grow so fast in line with his mood? But now it seems very possible...

The man's haggardness and melancholy are not caused by the look in his eyes, but by his beard...

21. A: When the descendants of loyal people or heroes (usually children) are running for their lives, they can always be rescued no matter where they go, and the people who save them know their family affairs. The person who saves them in the end does not end well./

B: Temples and nunneries are usually places where men and women have sex.

C: The abbot is usually very discerning and sees that a bad young man will become a great success

D: A rich and handsome company executive, usually the woman doesn’t know he is a company executive when meeting her for the first time

E: The daughter of the boss of a powerful and large company She will have to marry a subordinate who doesn't love her, life or death.

F: There is always someone secretly helping the hero and heroine, and the hero and heroine can never find who it is.

22 Heroine She went up to a high place, lost her footing and fell down. The male protagonist flew up to save her, then slow-motion, looked at each other, rotated, played music, and fell down after a long time. The heroine made a shy look, and the two quickly separated to show that the relationship was unclear. The male protagonist He stumbled and fell, falling on top of the heroine, who happened to be kissing each other, and then took a close-up of their mouths and eyes. Then the two quickly stood up, both looking shy

23. An enemy came and a group of people ran away together. At that time, the gentle, petite and beautiful heroine began to say: Oh, my piano (little white rabbit), my piano (little white rabbit) was not brought out, **brother, what should I do? This is the big brother who will definitely look at the female pig with firm eyes and say don't worry, I will get it back for you. . . Then the eldest brother risked his life to find Qin (Little White Rabbit)

24. Whenever someone in the play starts to break the news, the content of the news is nothing more than the mystery of his life experience and the murder of his father and his enemy. Such, in short, is a shocking inside story, the door to the room is always left open, and there must be someone near the door who can overhear.

This person is not a villain, he is the person who should break the news. He often gives people a heavy blow, which directly causes the person to hide his face and cry or freeze, and then hands A spoon or something fell to the ground~~

This trick is applicable to both costume dramas and modern dramas~~

25. The sword is not used to cut people. If you swing it, it will fall to the ground. A series of explosions, or huge waves suddenly rising from the lake, are much more useful than modern submachine guns.

In a duel between masters, the two must face each other, and there must be a huge light ball crackling between the palms, just like the photoelectric ball I saw in the science and technology museum when I was a child. How do you think these heroes compare? Einstein is still Einstein

26. Female: "I have always regarded you as my elder brother" / Male: "I have always regarded you as my sister." 　　

Every time I hear this At this point, I want to kick the person who wrote this line to death. This screenwriter probably grew up eating melatonin.

27. In Qiong Yao's play, a person asks the people around him like crazy: "Is there anyone here?" Can you tell me what happened here?

Also, a certain woman and a certain guy "accidentally" hugged each other, and the certain guy's girlfriend came back, and they bumped into each other, and then the girlfriend was like They would shake their heads, shed tears, and shout, "This is not true!" This is not true! "Run out... (you may also slap the man and run away). The man then chases: "XX, listen to my explanation! ! "If the woman hadn't run far away, the audience would have heard her say: "I don't want to listen!" Don't listen! "

28. There is another common saying in many domestic dramas: There is a sentence that I don’t know whether to say or not... It’s really nonsense, I didn’t say it all in the end

29" You scream! Yell! Even if you scream, no one will save you! ", is this classic line from most TV series with adultery scenes

30. The most terrible line - I will retire tomorrow./My wife will give birth in a few days./ My wife is still waiting for me to come home for dinner. / I can immigrate next month. / The death rate of the policeman who said these words is 100%.

31. Usually in a ****-like hall (very dark with torches) the leader (usually masked) will laugh and say in a very arrogant way: Those who follow me will prosper and those who go against me will prosper. Death

Then all the believers (dressed strangely and with blurry faces) would hold up the things in their hands and shout that those who obey me will prosper and those who go against me will perish again again and again...

32. You hit me, you actually hit me (the aggrieved woman covers her face)

33. There is a scene - often the patient is sent to the emergency room, and then many family members see the doctor and call: doctor, I beg you, please save him. . The doctor waved his head from a distance: We have tried our best

34. At the climax of the last episode of a certain martial arts or costume drama, the bad guy was determined to be evil and stabbed with a hidden arrow or dagger... Heroine: "Little... …Heart…” At the same time, he rushed over at the speed of light and stood in front of the male protagonist. . . . .

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The heroine usually tries hard to caress the hero’s face, and then murmurs an immortal sentence: "I can die in your arms, and I will die with no regrets..."

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Then Ji Ga died, her hand failed to touch her face, and the heroine’s hand fell down. He flew in front of the man and knelt down, Dad/Master, if you want to kill him, kill me first

(You can also add, I am already his! I have his Flesh and blood! Kill me one and two!)

36. There were screams in the room, and the maids were running around outside the door. Only a scream was heard in the room. Called: "Ah!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" The next step was the baby's cry "Wow~wow~wow~~" The wet nurse was overjoyed: "Master!! Master!! The wife has given birth! The wife has given birth

!" The master: "Ah! A boy or a girl?!" The wet nurse: "Master! A little master has been born!" The whole audience Kneel down: "Congratulations, Master! Congratulations, Master!"

[This is the least innovative Chinese classical drama among childbirth scenes]

37 If there is a person sewing in the camera If she wears clothes, she will definitely prick her finger with a needle

38. Similarly - when she is depressed, she must cut vegetables. When she cuts vegetables, her eyes will become stiff, and when her eyes become stiff, she will cut her fingers

40. Every time I wake up from a coma, my first words are: water~~~~~water~~~~~~water~~~~~~~

41. If someone coughs There is a piece of white cloth when I cough. I will definitely take a look after coughing. Wow, there is a pool of blood, and then this person will die too

42. The union of male and female pig feet is blocked by parents:

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1 The grudges of the previous generation were mostly those who killed the father. 2 One of the mothers had a relationship with the other's father and was abandoned.

< p>3 They are from the same mother or father.

43. When the heroine or hero is being chased by a group of officers and soldiers, they can always find a low bush on the side of the road while running.

, and then took advantage of the situation to hide in~~ As a result, the group of pursuers behind always ran directly through the bushes and escaped smoothly