That painting is so beautiful. I was drunk, too. Funny joke.

At that time, a kidney could fix the iPhone. Now, besides kidneys, chrysanthemums are also offered. After the release of iPhone 6, the hammer phone changed its slogan again. 365 quotations and lines network specially collected and sorted out this funny joke for you. Let's come to kanyix together.

Despite the release of iPhone6, I think people should live a real life, stop chasing anything new and die a hard life. All the people who can make phone calls and send text messages are good mobile phones.

From the iPhone6 Plus 64G client? Department of Kidney Transplantation, Beijing Armed Police General Hospital (Reporter Cui)

It turns out that kidneys are so valuable. If I had known, I would have needed 128G. . Yes . Yes . .

After the iPhone6 came out, more girls lost their mobile phones on the street. I got off work yesterday and found a mobile phone. I wanted to return it, but it turned out. . . Then, the most important thing for people to get along with is trust.

Teacher Wang Feng is also excited about the new crazy listing! ! ! Look at his proud little eyes! ! !

Snow White has been in poor health since she got married. The prince took her to the hospital for examination and found that the princess had only one kidney left! The prince asked her why ... The princess replied, "When I was living in seclusion in the forest, one day a witch knocked at the door and asked me, son, do you want an apple?"

Ridiculous is ridiculous. Your pocket is tight and you don't have an extra kidney. Don't think about crooked ways. The prison here is not someone else's.

There has always been a joke on the internet: in some countries, as long as officials bask in property, prisons are not enough. But in Norway! There are already people "queuing up to go to prison", and prison is not enough!

Norwegian prisons are known for their "good treatment". Non-violent criminals are usually held in open prisons, and they can also enjoy some personal freedom and work. Norway's prison system is being reformed, but there are more and more prisoners waiting in line, so they plan to rent a prison from the neighboring Netherlands to ensure the high standard of the prison and avoid overcrowding.

Are you sure this is a prison? Get out of the way I'm going in!

In contrast, the student dormitory in China is a "prison"!

This is really evil capitalism! How many people in China try their best to live a life that is not a prisoner?

No wonder corrupt officials immigrate! "Pension" knows how to find a place! The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~