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Who will scold Tencent, fucking Tencent?

TX, you incomplete evolutionary life, mutant alien,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned baby of the snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank, the African descendant who fucked the black pig, the chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus crushed by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption, huge shameless megaphone, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by a dog on the side of the road.

Even a flower is more handsome than you 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS.

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you pretend to be cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through.

In order to leave you, I want to immigrate to Mars. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and grenades will explode when they see you.

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 Only if you have never done anything good in your life will you know you, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough! ! !

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will kill you! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Don't be too Tencent

I watched you grow up, I watched you get worse,

You really disappoint me.

When you see someone's ass itching,

When you see the fire in the bubble hall, build the QQ hall.

See Sina blog, will adjust the space.

When you see that everyone is Taobao, clap.

When you see that everyone is using Alipay, you can use the whole wealth.

Seeing that the battle platform in Fang Hao is very crowded, you can set up a QQ platform.

When you see many people using PPLIVE, you can broadcast QQ live.

Seeing everyone using thunder and the whole whirlwind,

Seeing that everyone is in Baidu every day, you can learn another whole QQ question, QQ!

Now that you have a QQ flying car, you are on the run again.

Piracy has more personality than you, and other pirates do not make huge profits, which also promotes the popularization of computers.

You are a follower,

Take other people's works as your own creativity.

You killed the coral,

Drive away the clouds again ...

The annoying advertisement on the dialogue basket flashed again.

You said Blue Diamond is a privileged player in QQ games.

I played QQ hall, and you came out all purple.

You said the whole yellow diamond space was free,

I have been studying yellow diamonds for half a year.

As a result, some ugly shit decorations are free,

It costs money to look good.

You said that red diamond Q embroidery is free,

I've been drilling for six months,

Those melon-like Q embroideries are free, but they still cost money to look good.

You said that QQ members' QQ network hard disk is 64MB free.

I've been a member for half a year, and it's still 16MB. ..

I filled the space with code yesterday,

You sealed the password for me today.

I can't help cursing what you did.

I can only blame you for being so stingy,

I hope you don't be too Tencent, and you don't pee. Look at yourself. Look at what the hell you are.

This good company doesn't know how many companies' works have been copied!

Why didn't an authoritative management organization close this good company?

* * * * * You grandson!

You said Shanda copied your DNF.

Do you know how much you copied?

The artist who blew the lamp was locked up for three years.

Then let me ask you how many years you should be locked up.

Do you think you are stupid?

Imitate the century to run go-karts, and you drive QQ!

Imitate the vitality group that has traveled for a long time, and you will have QQ mysterious dance!

Imitate the Great Adventure Island and open a QQ Three Kingdoms!

Imitate Coral QQ, you come to Teng Xun QQ and say Coral copied you.

Imitate Guangtong Special Forces, and you drive across the line of fire!

Imitate Shanda battle platform and open a QQ platform!

Stay away from Tencent and cherish life.

360, if you dare to come up with a communication software, my buddy will throw away the QQ number and go with you!

What nonsense Tencent, I have put up with you for many years. I used you for the first time because you were the age when the internet was not popular, which made us get rid of chat rooms and established long-term online relationships with many people. You were completely free at that time! ! ! !

What happened afterwards? Red diamond, yellow diamond, blue diamond, purple diamond. . . . . . Various drills! ! ! ! ! !

At first you imitated OICQ, and later you were forced to change your name to QQ.

Since then, you have become an expert in plagiarism.

Watching others dazzle, you have a QQ dazzle dance, 1080RMB skirt, 1800RMB wings? Too white, never seen such a white person; See people playing CS, you come to a shit CF,

A set of equipment is hundreds of times, and the world of Warcraft is very popular. You have to find immortals and use fairy jade to get some equipment. Now a 5-or 6-digit QQ number is more expensive than the house price. Do you think you are mobile communication? In fact, there is a nickname system, and it does not support mobile phone opening! ! ! !

People blog, you open space; People open Taobao, you open a pat; If people have Alipay, you have a Tenpay; People have Baidu to know, you have QQ to ask; If someone is on campus, you are a QQ alumnus; Is there anything else that hasn't been copied?

Look, you're just a chat software. What are you pretending to be?

A QQ level, the whole person died. ...

What is the purpose of 360? It's also free, you know?

Why don't you send an instant message at 360 anyway? As long as you promise to be free forever, I'll throw away QQ and go with you! ! ! ! I keep my word, 360. Do you dare to come up with a chat software? Can't spell the number of users? With your words of freedom forever, my friend will walk with you. . . I'll tell anyone who asks for me in the future: add me 360! ! ! !

Tired of Tencent earning money from advertisers and netizens, it is insatiable. How many kinds of diamonds do you want to open?

How much more money do you want to earn? You need to drill everything, beans and everything. What else do you want?

Ma Hua Teng, is your father Ma Gang? So horizontal! ! !

He also said that with or without me, we would not be allowed to use 360 and QQ. Dare you stop the service? Can you stand being investigated by users?

Others spend so much money to dig wells and use your things. Stop when you say so. There are hundreds of millions of people asking you to compensate for the loss. Did you take the money out? I only know how to collect money, try my best to collect money and copy everything from others. Don't you just take advantage of your many users? As soon as people ignore you, they just sit and wait for death. Push your luck, a chatting guy.

See what others copy.

QQ game came out, battle platform came out, farm came out, Internet TV came out, people who listened to songs came out, players came out, input method came out ... You are still engaged in anti-virus, are you that piece of material?

Once people ignore you, you are! ! !

Those things you produced already exist, just because you have many users, and you are grabbing food from other people's bowls.

Haven't you earned enough money? What do you want from Tencent for free?

Do you still want to be the leader of Wulin? Why isn't all the software on the computer yours? So you can ask for money more freely?

Which China game online center is installed, QQ game +QQ can't be used?

Which PPS network TV is installed, and QQ+QQ can't use it?

Which one contains cool dog music, QQ music +QQ can't be used?

Which one has sogou Pinyin installed, and QQ Pinyin +QQ can't be used?

Which one is equipped with storm video, QQ video +QQ can't be used?

Which one is equipped with thunder, QQ whirlwind +QQ can't be used?

Which package is 360, QQ doctor +QQ can't use it, right?

Which MSN is installed, QQ can't be used?

Which grand, tencent games +QQ can't play?

Which player can't play CS if he crosses FireWire +QQ, right?

You can't play QQ Hyun Dance +QQ if you play hard dance, can you?

Which one can't play Happy Farm, QQ Farm +QQ?

Which one can't play with Sina Weibo, QQ space +QQ? .

Which one uses Netease email, QQ email +QQ can't be used?

Alipay, Tenpay +QQ can't be used, right?

Which one can't use Baidu, Soso +QQ?

Which one can't use Taobao, Pat +QQ?

………………

You said you were shameless. Did the software you made make make you like this?

Don't want to say anything, QQ, you let everyone down, and everyone will let you down.

This will be a revolution. A revolution against your hegemony and power! !

Every bloody person will tell you with actions that Tencent has nothing to do, and you can not do it.

We gave you all the advantages, and we can get them all back! ! !

Is the purpose of your attack on 360 this time to force us to install the QQ warranty box of QQ security guard QQ browser in the future?

This is the last blow. ...

You can seal this wood if you dare, man.

Tencent, who put up with you for many years, first started to use your QQ, because in that era when the Internet was not popular, you were the only communication tool, which helped us get rid of chat rooms and establish long-term online relationships with many people. You were completely free at that time! ! ! ! ! But then what? Red diamond, yellow diamond, blue diamond. . . . . . Various drills! ! ! ! ! ! Fuck your membership. You may not know that Tencent's original name was not QQ. At first he imitated other people's ICQ. He called his mother OICQ. Did your creative team grow up eating shit? Later you were forced to change your name to QQ. When did you become an expert in imitation? People start blogging, people start Taobao, you start patting, people have Alipay, you have Tenpay, people have' Baidu Know', you have QQ to ask, people have QQ alumni on campus, people run karts, you take QQ flying cars, people dance in groups, people open bubble halls, you open QQ halls, people play stand-alone games, such as Legend of the Sword and the Chivalrous Man, damn it. You seek immortality when people kill immortals, and people dream of traveling to the west, so you made a QQ journey to the west. Then you actually have a theme in QQ Journey to the West: "Marry a leprechaun as a wife". I * * * ah, go home and marry your mother, battle platform, you are QQ battle platform, Thunder, you have QQ whirlwind, screw your mother, Thunder is the largest user in the world, you are better than others, go home and wash your feet. Other people's cool dog music has come out, you can play QQ music, and others can play storm video.

You have QQ video, others PPlive and you have QQlive. I can't take it anymore. Finally, even the input method came. Sogou input method has just been introduced and is very popular. You have QQ input method, followed by QQ five-stroke input method. You are cruel. The most fucking thing I can't stand is that you recently imitated other people's plants and zombies, and made a gourd doll and a demon in the process of seeking immortality. What have you not imitated? Just a chat software, you install a Transformers, get a QQ show, want a QQ red diamond, or buy it with QB, get a QQ space, get a QQ yellow diamond, play a QQ game, get a QQ blue diamond, get some background music, want a QQ green diamond, you Tencent are stupid, now.

Who can't make room? Go to hell. A QQ level, at the beginning, the whole person died and got a super QQ. Hum, recently, a QQ computer housekeeper came and had a big fight with 360. This is a lawsuit, damn it Look at him. What is the purpose of 360? It's also free, you know? Your QQ poisoning is also very serious. I don't know if you have noticed. Every time you log in, your friends always send you a message and call 12590.

Anything can be charged to 200 yuan. My * * * mother's Tencent, is your Tencent awesome? What's going on here? Who knows if your employees did it? Shit, you stole the number and QB. The biggest question is that you Tencent, you really deserve to die! Tired of Tencent earning money from advertisers and netizens, it is insatiable. How many kinds of diamonds do you want to open? How much more money do you want to earn? * * * Ah, Tencent. What else do you want to do? Who doesn't use QQ now? To tell the truth, now, Tencent is the largest Internet company in China, and your little QQ can not only chat, but also play.

QQ games, listening to QQ music, watching QQlive, and so on. QQ is really good, but everything costs money, fuck you! ! Why don't you die? I recently played your dungeon and warrior. In order to open a pet, I spent more than 100 to smash the magic box. * * * * * Damn it, there's no grass. Lao Tzu's hard-earned money is gone ... All this is endured, and you * * * use your extensive user base to force everyone to uninstall 360! Aren't you ashamed? Can you threaten 360 today, Baidu tomorrow, Microsoft the day after tomorrow, and * * * another day? Lao tze don't say, you are malicious, * * * is a legend. Maybe I said some dirty words on it, but I usually

I don't swear much, but I'm really angry. I hope everyone understands!