If I become the Monkey King 500 words.

I don't know why, a netizen named smiling old lady always said I was the Monkey King, which made me very nervous. However, I have the idea of becoming the Monkey King, which is my childhood dream. When you have nothing to do today, you might as well fantasize. If I were the Monkey King, what would I do? If I were the Monkey King, the first thing I want to do is to change his hairy monkey appearance. I want to be exactly like Maggie Cheung, and take this beautiful appearance as the standard of the Monkey King. What I want to do next is to pull out a few hairs and turn them into 960 beautiful women the Monkey King in one breath, which are evenly distributed on the 9.6 million square kilometers of our motherland. Ok, now, I'm going to do something important with 960 beautiful monkeys. Please listen to me carefully: I want to make the wasteland beautiful. I will plant trees according to the climate and landforms of various places. I will turn deserts into oases and barren hills into orchards. I want to make the Yellow River clear and the Yangtze River endless. I want to turn a wasteland into spring without rivers, so that the word "drought and water shortage" will disappear from the dictionary, and the word "sandstorm" will disappear in the sea of words. I want to fly to the sky and beg the Jade Emperor to order all the immortals to ensure the good weather in China. I want people to have enough food and clothing, full of cattle and sheep, and never know what hunger and poverty are again. I'm going to beat those unruly people who make toxic and harmful food to pieces with a golden hoop stick, so that they will never regenerate and everyone can enjoy green food, three meals a day. I will turn those corrupt officials into tortoise and tortoise, and bury them all under the foundation of the Oriental Pearl. Let labor be your first need and help others be your greatest pleasure; Let everyone do their job well in their posts, work happily and give full play to their talents; Let all school-age children study happily, so that you will never see those eyes eager to go to school again; Let people care about each other, live in peace with all kinds of creatures, and make our big China a real paradise.

I want to turn all garbage into a new type of energy, so that people will no longer be distressed by power cuts and will not sigh because of rising oil prices. If the population of the global village is increasing, I will open up several new homes for people. I'll go to the moon and have a long talk with Chang 'e first, and ask her to allow me to turn the moon into a second earth and allow us earthlings to emigrate. I will go to Mars again to negotiate with those strange-looking Martians. First of all, I will make their looks as beautiful as mine, and then convince them to make Mars bigger, so that they also like and need sunshine, air and water, and then let our children and grandchildren live and work here. I want to do a few things for myself. First of all, I want to have a 40-year-old mind and a 20-year-old appearance forever; Besides, I will visit my relatives and friends in distant places at will. I also want my relatives and friends to live forever and accompany me forever.

If I can really become the Monkey King, I will change the western Christmas to Halloween today. From now on, you don't have to look forward to Santa Claus, because on this day, I will definitely come to your door happily and help you realize all your wishes without charging a penny. I really want to be the Monkey King! However, before I become the Monkey King, I ask avalokitesvara and Jesus Christ to come to your side and bless you, and bring you my heartfelt blessing: I wish you happiness every day and peace every year!