How to become a Soviet citizen

After my brother successfully became a Soviet citizen, many Soviet enthusiasts called to ask about my successful naturalization experience. In fact, I don't have much experience, just a little luck and the right method. Here is a brief introduction.

First of all, I want to go to the Soviet embassy in Beijing, just in the embassy district of Beijing, and I can see the flag of sickle and axe flying from a distance. After I went in, I felt very cordial when I saw portraits and statues of Comrade Stalin everywhere. After meeting the immigration officer, he will ask you why you became a Soviet citizen. My answer is: I love the great Soviet Union! Without the Soviet Union, there would be no China! Comrade Lenin is the great savior of China people! Comrade Lenin is a great man in the world! The Soviet Union is the greatest country in the world! . "Then I chatted with the immigration officials for a while, and then I successfully passed the visa. In a word, I think there are several points to pay attention to.

1. When you go, you'd better wear a badge of Comrade Lenin on your chest. I saw that everyone in the embassy was wearing it. This shows your respect for the great leader Lenin and will leave a good impression on others.

Secondly, you'd better read Lenin's anthology and recite Lenin's poems before you go. When you go, immigration officials will ask you. If you recite it skillfully, people's impressions will naturally be good.

All right, that's it!