Ask Degang Guo Yu Qian's comic dialogue "Say Festival" script! Copy it for me!

Guo: Thousands of people came to listen to cross talk and praised us. Yes Guo: I have nothing to report. In fact, many viewers especially like you. Everyone likes to listen to cross talk. Guo: I like to see teachers. Guo: You've been following me 10 years. Ngo: It helps me a lot. I dare not say Guo: I owe all my achievements to myself. Well, I won't introduce it until I introduce it. Covered in iron and hit a few nails. Yu: This pair of Guo; Can we have today without the help of others? Yu: Alas, I dare not say Guo: I want to take this opportunity to thank my wife Yu: Am I here? Guo: Yes, you mean me. Guo: If it weren't for you, I would have been popular: Ah, ah. I've been fooling around, haven't I? Guo: Just kidding. The cooperation in recent years has been very pleasant. Guo: The main reason is that your artistic level is higher than mine. Guo: Your own quality is higher than mine. Where else? Guo: This is no ordinary person. Everyone in our backstage knows that you are loyal to the old. Guo: Everyone likes you. For the sake of our dear audience, we must pay attention to our health. Thank you. Guo: Take care of yourself. Guo: So what? Take care of yourself. K: Take care. Hey, what happened to my mouth? Body, right? Yu: Guo: Hai: It's a mess Guo: Hi: This, this, no need to do pinyin. K: OK. Sorry, I haven't learned much. Oh, and you? Guo: I hope you are in good health. Thank you. Guo: This is a particularly lovely person backstage. Y: Everyone touched me. Guo: Fashion: No Guo: Really, just look at this end. When you are over 80 years old, the old artist appears on the stage with a blank head and a pleasant goat look. Hey, look at you. Guo: You are so happy. Ngo: On the stage, wearing the costume of the performance. That day you went backstage and took a big gold chain, weighing 130 Jin. Guo: You wear it during the day and take it off at night to lock the dog. Well, I chained our dog. Guo: That's not bad if you think so. Wear this dress. Fashion is here. Y: That's right. Guo: What does fashion mean? You don't wear it yet. This is called fashion. Hey, lead dancer Guo: I haven't danced that break dance for more than eight years. Guo: I wore that glove, but there was nothing on it. Guo: I have no fingers. We don't understand. Y: You are an amateur. Guo: You buy a broken one. He just said, you don't understand. You look broken and have holes, so you are an amateur. It's called thunderbolt gloves. Y: Right Guo: I still have thunderbolt socks. Hmm? Open-toed socks Guo: I still have thunderbolt underwear. Hey, this is ... what's the use of wearing it? Guo: We don't care whether we wear it or not, but it's really easy to take off. Yu: I was slapped directly from above, put in my pocket and went out. Guo: I have status. This is a dress with status. Guo: I admire you. Guo: That's it. Oh, Ricky. At that time, their family and the emperor belonged to the same family: hey, a little pro-Guo: This was later changed to: Right Guo: Ah, now I know that teachers and teachers can write. A horse on the left, a family on the right. Think back to the time. . Y: Don't think about that year. You said you miss donkeys, and one horse and one household. Guo: These two are different. Are they the same? Guo: How is it the same? Guo: Then you missed the donkey. Guo: Mahu donkey. Then you, why are you surnamed donkey again: Who is the surname donkey? Guo: I always say that my surname is donkey again: you say donkey, horse. . Guo: You choose one. What do you mean, pick one? You must be: My surname is Yu, teacher Yu. Because it will be their home, the home of the Eight Banners nobles. Yu: Zaiguo: Who are we always talking about? Children of the eight banners. With him: with our family. Guo: Ah, with the Emperor, it is our family. Yu: Imperial clan Guo: Manchu is black, Yu: Manchu iron gray flag Yu: How can it be this color? Guo: Manchu main flag Yu: Why do we still play the main flag when our eldest wife is born? Huang Qiguo: The yellow flag is the yellow flag. I am a royal family, and his great-grandfather had a name: Guo: Aisingiorro Basket Yu: What's the matter? I don't know how this name came from: Guo: There were eight iron hat kings in the Qing Dynasty, which were handed down from generation to generation, so their family lived in: one of them: Guo: Eight iron hat kings, green hat king Yu: Look, our family chose this color. Generations have been like this. When he was born, he gave birth to twins. Rank, that's great There must be a family gene. Only the previous generation had this will have this. Yes, Guo: You gave birth to one and both. Their neighbor has the twin's genes. No, I haven't heard of it. Neighbors have genes. We have twins in our family. Guo: Your neighbor's family has genes, and so does yours. Y: You made it very clear. Guo: Everyone is wondering why there are twins in this hutong. Y: Oh, Guo: He was born with two, one pair. At that time, the medical conditions were not good, and then, one died: give it to Guo: waste it. That's a real pity. There's only one left: just me. Guo: There is only one left. It was you who died. You are your brother. Think about it, think about it. Y: I can't figure out how I took this so carelessly. Guo: I don't understand, because of you, medically, they call this that ... The egg was born in: A Guo: That's it. Wait, this is not right. How can you order eggs? Guo: Twins? Lay eggs. Ovipotent brother Yu: Twin brother. This is Guo: I remember an egg was born. Y: Ah, the egg is born. That was hatched from an egg. We call this twin Guo: twin, twin brother. Then I destroyed one and left one. Guo: This is an orphan. How is it an orphan? Guo: What a lonely person ... Yu: I haven't heard of this Guo: I didn't say that. Y: This orphan is not called an orphan. Guo: But you can rest assured. You just love me. Guo: You just love him. Ouch. You said this ... now: What are you going to say? Guo: This weaning time is very late. Then I will wean late if I feel pain. Guo: It's nothing, everyone. There is a 3-year-old baby at home who is still nursing. Y: Some people eat it for four or five years. Guo: I'm not saying that you have nothing to do. This is normal. Guo: After the teacher was weaned, later it was: Right Guo: Just a pet at home, ha. He nursed until yesterday. Y: Did you eat until yesterday? If I don't perform today, I will still eat. Guo: Just milk powder, the one I drank and the one I bought. Donkey milk: Donkey milk Guo: What Yu: Milk Guo: Milk, I drank milk, and now I drink one. Strong body: it will pass when you are well. Guo: The family has money, and he has everything he wants. How rich his father is, he does business with foreigners. Guo: Multinational companies fly by plane. Ha, Yu: This plane was thrown out? Can you sit down? Guo: I hehe: It doesn't matter. You can just sit for a while. Guo: That's it. Anyway, that's flying. Guo: Yo, his father is sitting on the plane. He is cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing, cooing. Guo: You don't need to learn this onomatopoeia. Guo: Hey, you ... Guo: Sometimes you go abroad by boat. Guo: You go to sea with foreigners. Three decks, Yu: Big Ship Guo: His father is standing at the stern of the ship. Let's draw it out. Such a big boat is not tired. Guo: I don't understand anyway. Let's describe it this way. Guo: There is no need to describe it. This boat trip is very dangerous. What's the danger? Guo: I met pirates on the high seas. You Guo: Everyone has seen the pirates in movies and TV series. They have beards and long hair. Guo: There is something wrong with one eye, that is, an eye patch. Ask Yu for money: He is Tu: Everyone is afraid except your father. Go ahead, how much is it? Y: He is very calm. Guo: Three million. $3 million: Mm-hmm. Guo: His father is happy: Oh, Guo: I will give you 4 million yuan, and you will give me an invoice of100000. Guo: You write me an invoice of100000. Hey, what do you think? Yes, he is still considering reimbursement. Guo: Guess what, pirates are all. This eye is crying. Y: Oh, Guo: Oh, it's still difficult for you to make money. The pirates are helpless. Guo: After returning to China, my father resigned. Y: Can you do that? That Guo: Counting money with the house every day. Oh, I deserve it. Guo: My only hobby is spending money. I think every day, alas, how can I spend money? Engo: That's the fun. Oh, Guo: Get up for breakfast in the morning and spend as much as you can. Y: How much will that cost Guo: Let's have breakfast. You can eat a few dollars, eat 10.8 yuan. You can get it soon. Engo: How much can you eat by burning a fried dough stick? That's Guo: Yes. But his father won't eat it. It's not enough to get up early in the morning and eat fried dough sticks: then what do you eat? Guo: A large pot of that and a large pot of stewed jiaozi. Y: That's right, Feichang Guo: Hey, local snacks in Beijing, Feichang. This cauldron, his father, which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which Y: was robbed by my father. What about this food protection? Guo: No, just. . . Y: Then why do you make such a noise? Guo: You are happy. Alas, watching pig intestines is like watching relatives. Guo: What's the description? Guo: Even for breakfast, this pot of intestines can't cost two or three hundred yuan. That won't cost much. Guo: It's morning. This cauldron is broken at noon. I'll bring it to you: What? Guo: The intestines are still there? Guo: It's still the same pot, but the processing method of intestines is different: Oh, it's different. Guo: I chopped it in the morning, piece by piece. Guo: At noon, it was one. The whole Guo: put in this pot, then thrown out and propped up. Guo: If your father sees no one, let's eat. Find this, clip it up and put it in your mouth (suck it through your mouth). Guo: It's dirty. Nonsense. Why is it so disgusting? Guo: It's even worse at night. What is this? Guo: The large intestine was stabbed. Guo: Oh, I feel sick. Oh, it hurt me, too ... it's all intestines: what does it matter if you dip mustard in it? Guo: If you have some ingredients, you can eat kidney flowers. Hey, this is good. Guo: Your father didn't drop in for dinner or take it out. Guo: That's why he has such a position, especially when he is happiest on holidays. Guo: What's wrong with the holiday? Guo: How do you spend money on holidays? Guo: Usually he spends money. Look at the monthly card, Ayu: Wait a minute, dad will appear. Guo: If the monthly card is lowered, it will be lowered. Squat down and have a look. Why do you want to break your neck? This is Guo: Look, beginning of spring is here today. His father is happy. What happened to Yu? Guo: beginning of spring can celebrate it as a festival. Guo: Youyou: Ah, what are the Japanese doing? Guo: China yo-yo. Guo: Hey, you can spend money today, and it's a holiday. Guo: Hey, Youyou, it's a holiday today. Beijing people bake pancakes in spring, what small fish and shrimp, and cut some elbow-shaped sauce meat. That's it. Guo: His father didn't: We Guo: Pancakes make people laugh. Don't eat this Guo: bake a big cake. Da Guo: Hey, a piece of flour is: a piece of cake is 120 Jin. Guo: Well, the bread is too thick, you know. I can't eat at night. Guo: Four people kill seven cows, which is not enough to eat. Guo: Snails. Does this man eat snails? Guo: Just eat this seasoning. Guo: Just to spend money. Guo: In the blink of an eye. Dragon Boat Festival in May, your father is happy. Yo-yo: Here we go again. Guo: You can spend money again. Guo: other people make zongzi, a small zongzi, four dates and five dates. There are two jujube trees in a zongzi in your house: put them all in? Guo: Chop it and eat it. Ouch. Guo: Eat zongzi and drink realgar wine. Guo: This is a festival. After drinking, his father sat here awkwardly and sighed: Why are you sighing? Guo: Why are you depressed? Guo: Why are you unhappy? Guo: Why don't you feel well? You have to tell Yu Qian: Come with me, Guo: Alas, my son: Can you go that way? You have nothing to do and take advantage of you. Guo: Alas, (looking back) Son: It's me again. I miss your mother: My mother? Guo: Your mother is not from Beijing. Y: Where? Guo: She lives in Emei Mountain, Sichuan. Jade: Mount Emei? Guo: You also have an aunt named Xiaoqing. That year, the two of them traveled to the West Lake. I went to Hangzhou on business. They borrowed an umbrella from me when it rained in the West Lake. Yu: Take a trip to the lake and borrow an umbrella Guo: Actually, it was a beautiful marriage. Later, there was a Haisir in our neighbor. He mixed in: Uncle Huan: mixed in: OK, you said the legend of the white snake. This is Guo: This is your family's business. Guo: It's none of our family's business. Yu: You said Guo: All right, forget it. Mid-Autumn Festival in August: August Festival is over. Guo: Today is August 15th. Everyone in the world is happy to eat moon cakes to celebrate this festival. Y: Right Guo: Your family has had two festivals. Guo: Today is both the Mid-Autumn Festival and your father's birthday. My father and prostitute and Amanome? Guo: What a coincidence. The whole family and everyone came to celebrate the old man's birthday, and the old man was very happy. Today, August 15 is my birthday, and I am very happy: touch my ear, it is still Guo: but ... but ... Yu: the rabbit with broken ears is still one. What's going on here? Why are you still stroking your ears? Guo: It's ... itchy. It can't be this high. Guo: Without this, it just goes up. Guo: No, no, no, no, no ears. It's still there. Guo: The old man punched his arm and took out a carrot. Stuck: Children's songs are coming out. He likes carrots and vegetables. Everyone: You don't have to put on such a big figure, you know? Guo: All right, forget it. Today's Mid-Autumn Festival, eat moon cakes, say, what stuffing to eat. Yu: How to repay Ensego: This sentence explains where the money came from: What? Guo: Customization: Oh, now Guo: Find a big pastry company and make a new set of molds for your family. Guo: It is difficult to mix the stuffing and dough separately according to the process. Y: This is Guo: Ah, a symbol of status. Just tell me what stuffing to eat, you-use fish stuffing, ok. Y: Hairy fish stuffing Guo: What about you, waist type, good, good. You are cumin, and you are mustard. Okay, I'm here to fill the dough. Isn't that white cake? I'm also mixing noodles. If I have an identity, I can place an order, and a moon cake costs 10000 yuan. Huo Guo: Especially that box, it's more valuable. Boxguo: Our mooncake box is made of plastic, but it is made of iron. Just this Guo: others', wooden is hot pot. I don't know who ordered what and it's stuck. How can I tell the difference? Guo: Who ordered what stuffing? Hang a picture of you on that box. Guo: On August 15, the whole family sat together and held a box-Yu: It was really frustrating. Guo: The holiday is over. Hey, okay, okay. Don't cry. On August 15, everyone in our family ate moon cakes with urns. Guo: This is the status. Guo: That's not how it works. Later, the whole family couldn't live in Beijing. Guo: Fangshan Jade: Fangshan asks for immigration. In fangshan county, it's so big. That is Guo: I bought a large piece of land and built a house. Guo: The house is too particular. A post used to mount and dismount a horse. There is a bright gate on the north side of the road, and there is a lazy stool under the door lamp. Guan Hui Housing Management owns a communication office. The four green screens of the second door are sprinkled with golden stars, and four graffiti reads: Foot care is: Who said that? Has anyone written about foot health care Guo: What did you write in "Writing in Zhaizhuang"? Guo: Zhai Zhuang's back is serious and neat. When you enter the second gate, Hyman's yard is full of square bricks. Summer is still three inches and six inches from the ceiling; Three inches and six inches? How do all the toads in our house look? Guo: Duo: Three zhangs and six Guo: Three zhangs and six Guo: The ceiling is high. Four-in-one said: the thief is shining high; hi, the lucky star is shining high. Guo: Hang the door curtain of shrimp beard in summer, and seal the door in winter. Looking into the house, draw an open-air machine in a unique way. Guo: Hanging the mattress of the bed: Are you wet? Guo: As Zhong Ganlong's royal pen pal wrote: Guo: One world, one dream: What is a mess? Is this written by Gan Long? Guo: Everyone goes to work during the day and comes back as soon as it gets dark, with neon lights flashing and bright lights. Y: Hey, Guo: There are many friends visiting, and there are no people laughing with the scholars. There are also many sisters in their family: Duiguo: one by one, beautiful, and the guests who come to visit have good calligraphy. They wrote a plaque with four big characters: Happy Family Guo: All over the world: Hey, fuck you.

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