The origin of Taikang

1. Obama has repeatedly asked Taikang's Hu spicy soup to be designated as American breakfast. The Taikang government thinks that the United States is too poor and has never agreed.

2. Harvard University, Oxford University and Cambridge University respectively requested to cooperate with Taikang Huaxia Middle School, but they were all rejected. . The University of Tokyo issued a global notice: students who have not studied in Taikang Huaxia Middle School will never be admitted. .

3. Posts such as "Which section of Taikang has a house price below 200,000 per square meter" have become a topic of debate in Baidu Post Bar every day. .

4. Taikang has three Super League teams and five CBA teams, and Kaka barely plays the main force in one of them. . Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo can only play for the high school football team of Taikang Huaxia Middle School because of their poor strength. . Garnett, Kobe Bryant and James barely got the qualification to play for one of the CBA teams under the condition of sending red envelopes through the back door. . The Houston Rockets were directly and permanently named Taikang Rockets. .

People in Taikang usually fly AH-64A Apache helicopter in the street, and MIG -29 when they are far away. You're ashamed to drive a Caldwell. . When Taikang changed the county magistrate, the Secretary-General of the United Nations personally called to congratulate him, and US President Barack Obama was received by the village party secretary when he visited Taikang. Once the Taikang government lost a dog, Obama immediately called the Pentagon and asked for a global positioning search. .

6. The local ministries of education canceled the mother tongue and English courses, and all implemented Taikang dialect education. . The Ministry of Education of China has also cancelled English courses and started Taikang dialect education. At the same time, it is stipulated that no matter how good a student's math and physics scores are, he can't enter the university, because such a student can't connect with the world in the future. .

7. American and Japanese officials flocked to Taikang for study. Even the Taikang government is worried that they have absconded. Even if they come to wash the dishes, they should also strictly investigate the 18 generations of their ancestors. .

8.lady gaga said excitedly after her solo concert in Taikang People's Square: I won't be so excited about winning Grammy Awards in the future. .

9. A Lamborghini and a Bugatti Veyron rear-ended on Xie 'an Avenue in Taikang, and the traffic police refused to accept it because the loss was too small. .

10 Taikang people educate their children like this: "If you don't study hard, I will send you to work in new york, embarrassing our whole family." .

Hehe, Taikang people are so happy! Go beyond it! Taikang people.