Silent couplets

In a big day, the moon is bright and the moon is bright.

The ancient wood is withered in front of the rocky mountain.

This wood is firewood.

Talk about swallowing Tiankou

People with lofty ideals and fame

Tucheng soil turns into soil around the city

Golden mirror

Planting bamboo shoots in front of the hall

Planting flowers and elder branches behind the temple

(There are two solutions here. The elder knows-the elder knows)

Draw a picture of a lotus and a monk

Draw a book with Chinese characters in it. Hanlin Book

In the forest where two apes cut off trees, even a little lynx can stumble in the mud. How can an old beast get out of its hoof?

The boy hits the tung tree, and the boy happily falls, and the girl eats the duck

. My girl is too salty

My mother is riding a big horse in a big way

My old lady is driving an old sheep

My mother is riding a horse slowly, and my mother scolds the horse

Niu Niu is banging Niu Niu, and Niu Niu is twisting the cow

Grandma drinks cheese, and grandma gets cheese

My uncle wears a dove and flies, and my uncle pulls a dove

Mo Tong grinds ink and splashes ink on Mo Tong

Mei Xiang. The cat doesn't move

The eagle falls on the tree, and the shadow of the eagle is not inclined

The bergamot offers the Buddha, the Buddha extends the bergamot, and the Buddha holds the bergamot. The Buddha loves the bergamot, and the Buddha praises the bergamot's fragrance

Chicken eyes feed the chicken, chicken eyes open, chicken eyes look at the corn, and chicken doesn't eat the corn. A chicken is too corny to smell

Scenery (Four Seasons Scenery, Description of furnishings, objects, etc.)

Green water has no worries because of the wind.

Castle Peak is not always a snow-white head.

Cloudless water drips from the eaves in the sun and snow.

Smoke without fire rises from the ground when the wind blows dust.

Lotus leaf fish umbrella in the pool

Spider silk swallow curtain on the beam

Who dares to play the pipa road

Who can play it? > the colors of the gongs hit the gongs and burst.

Are the tears of the red candle burning?

The copper bell roared that it hurts to hit the back with wood.

The vernal equinox in February, the autumnal equinox in August, and the day and night are not too short.

Moisten it once every three years, and then moisten it once every five years, and there is no mistake between yin and yang.

Rain hits the bamboo pole and the bachelor cries.

The wind blows the gourd and the monk shakes his head.

Lotus in the pool is holding a powder fist, so who will fight?

geography of place names (based on place names)

(Beijing place names)

There is no silk to make honey in the beekeeping alley at Silkworm Pool Mouth

How can Lama Hutong in Torch Field blow and smoke

Shangkaner in Zhenjiang, Yingyichi Street, Sichuan

Downhill Hutong in Suzhou, half of Shaanxi Lane

(Note, Sichuan Camp: Sichuan Camp Hutong in Xuanwu District; Shaanxi Lane: one of the eight hutongs of Tianqiao; One foot street: the west end of Yangmeizhu Xiejie; Half Hutong: Caishikou, Zhenjiang Shangkan: Fangshan Zhenjiang Camp; Downhill in Suzhou: There are Suzhou Hutong and Suzhou Lane in Chongwenmennei Street. I am not from Beijing, and some place names may have disappeared or changed today. Please correct me if there are any mistakes. )

Black Pagoda is not seen in Black Pagoda Temple

There are no white clouds in Baiyun Temple

There are more than three stores in Balizhuang

(Tianjin place name)

Xiaowangzhuang Shanglizhan Nanshi No matter

gulou west opened salt water for sale in front of Dahongqiao

(other place names)

Three-wave crystal trays in dry land. Ten Buddhist temples

one boat, two oars and three people crossed the Sixian Bridge

Three pagodas in front of the Three Pagodas Temple, and the pagodas, pagodas and pagodas

Five terraces, terraces and pagodas behind Wutai Mountain. (learning to play a small gong).

articles on human feelings (worldly wisdom, inspiring comfort and auspicious words)

How can a cow pull an ox cart to carry beef?

A dog bites a dog's bone in a dog's den. A dog's mouth is heartless.

If you don't care about something, you will be in chaos.

People are busy in the name, busy for profit, and have a cup of tea.

. Ouch! Ouch

For example, Manqian incarnates into a funny ladder, enlightening people's wisdom

It seems to be a rebirth in the west, and singing generously to wake up the world. Jin Duo

A villain lies and turns green to be a gentleman.

A husband speaks like a white soap and repents, and becomes a hero.

Others:

Nantah people March eastward to the north and retreat westward

The shopkeeper sells summer cloth in autumn and winter storage in spring

. At three o'clock in the west,

carve up the guests, with seven knives, and eight knives

the horse eats the horse's tooth dates

the sheep gnaws the horn onions

the mouse steals the hot bean jelly

the short worm coils the dwarf sorghum

the goat touches the goat's horn on the mountain (baa)

The buffalo is not waist-high when it goes into the water (baa! With horizontal criticism)

Self-mockery during the New Year:

People spend the New Year's Day with eight ups and downs

I am in addition to the old age of nine-middle

horizontal criticism: until I die of poverty

("two ups and downs" refers to Bao jiaozi, "Nine Foreign Schools and One Middle School" means "Kneading Wotou")

Salt store:

Water-based, a thousand miles of salt is not sold privately

Although paying taxes is an official line

Horizontal criticism: salt is salty

Crosstalk:

Talking about the past, talking about today's banter, how to make people laugh, gathering wealth and performing thousands of arts

On the world. P > singing your voice before and after the performance

Two horizontal comments: No farting

Drum girl:

Wearing red and hanging green to present a charming and slow-moving new rhyme

Wearing purple, wearing blue and tapping on the dental board to sing old songs

Horizontal comments: Old people are finished (thighs are really white)

Opium Smoke House:

A solitary lamp. Record):

to be no.1's virtual wealth

Bridal marriage with flowers and candles

Horizontal batch: going in and out (going out will be in phase)

Pancakes spread:

Pan-round noodles are sparsely scraped open

Onion and sauce are less rolled up

Horizontal batch: the more you eat, the shorter it will be

Toilet:

. Jade board light qi guests come early; Guests arrive early at the beginning of the rising sun)

(New) Bath

Take a break to wash if you are ill. The upper and lower couplet ends in "bath pool")

Don't enter the pool when you are drunk

Cross-dressing: take off and wash again

Shave the hair shop (barber shop)

Enter the door to be a scholar with pale head (or a scholar with black clothes)

Leave the house to be a scholar with white flour

Cross-dressing: Don't shave your eyebrows

Audience: < p Lun article

Horizontal criticism: Everyone loves everyone

Marriage:

More than 1 guests, friends and congratulations

Brides with two or three children

Horizontal criticism: Being a father in the door

(common base)

Trains:

Taking iron as a journey of thousands of miles

It has also appeared in this paragraph:

Theater 1:

Learn from the monarch and ministers, learn from the father and son, learn from the husband and wife, learn from friends, be loyal, filial and loyal through the ages, take part in accidental amusement

Or be noble or poor, or be angry or sad, and fear, call it a sudden performance of ups and downs

Cross-dressing: come out and go in

(This couplet is a couplet on the stage of Beijing Guanghelou) < Revisiting Zhanbu

1, spring flowers is like a dream. I remember Ding Gejia dancing, and once slept in Kunlun

(Dashilan Paradise Couplet, destroyed)

Theater 3:

Yao Shunsheng, Tang Wujing; The five tyrants and seven males are ugly at the end of their ears, and Yi Yin Taigong is considered as a juggler, and the rest of them will be greeted by generals, but they will wave flags and shout that handmaiden is

four books are white and six classics are cited; Hundred schools of thought also said that Du Fu and Li Bai could sing a few random words, and in addition, they talked like a book. Most of them begged for food along the street and made lotus flowers

(This couplet was written by Ji Yun, a couplets engraved on the stage of Yuanmingyuan)

Theater 4 (a new drama stage):

You started to look like yesterday because of a few clothes. Taiwan Province Wu Wei Edition is used to describe the new drama. There are several special couplets in Taiwan Province Wei Wu Edition:

Obscure the account 1:

All debts are not paid back because of narrowness

Who wants money for the New Year

Cross-cutting: Let's talk about the New Year

Obscure the account 2:

The bully's courage in the horse-kissing and gun-shooting contest comes to ask for the account

Breaking the death penalty with Kong Ming's clever plan. Owe)

Fireworks place:

It's more fun to push a cup for a change in the quiet of the moon

When people leave their wealth in the morning, they will be scattered around the yard

Horizontal batch: Come back tomorrow

Modern version (non-traditional content only contains a small amount as a representative):

Dining shop:

Fry and fry the belly wings of ginseng and dolphin at will. Street warbler:

At the beginning of the Hua Deng, I put on some lip powder and leaned in front of the door.

When the police arrived, they hid quickly.

Cross criticism: It wasn't me.

Some couplets in the stand-up comedy "Xie Bachelor":

(Some of them are heavy, but they are kept)

Business is booming all over the world, and

Financial resources are flourishing in Sanjiang.

(Vulgarity is right for children)

Han Wa Dangwen prolongs life,

Zhou Tong Pan Ming is rich and auspicious.

Hong Fan and Five Blessingg speak first, and

ten and a half chapters of financial management in university.

Su Jizi became a gold hairpin and sealed the Six Kingdoms

Zhang Gongzhi returned the treasure to take Qi Chang of the Fifth World

(pawn shop)

A scholar in black clothes came in the door

A scholar in white flour left home

(shaving shed)

Carrying a mountain treasure for the country and returning the baby to the treasure land

Selling gold with black gold to fill the Golden Gate

(coal shop)

horizontal criticism: a large article

children are flying in the air,

adults are hard to live with anger.

the baby at the bottom of the well is all green

the cooked crab in the pot is covered with red

(or:

the toad in the water wears a green coat

the crab in the soup wears a red robe)

At first sight, the small dog is too narrow, and

Dapeng spreads its wings and hates the low sky.

the wind blows a thousand lines of ponytails

Rizhao Long Lin Wandianjin

The boy looks at the rafters, and Mr. one two three four five six seven eight nine Shi,

speaks for life, and A, B, D and E have become a new leader.

When the boy hits the tung tree, the tung tree falls, and the boy is happy.

The girl chews the duck head, and the duck head is salty. The girl thinks that the snow falls on the edge of the jar.

A white jade belt is given as a gift.

Smoke and fire are judged, and half a robe of soap is made.

The leaves of Pu Ye Tao Ye Grape, herbaceous woody,

Plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

Idle people are forbidden to enter the sage,

Thieves should stop coming to the Taoist temple.

The extremely young man grinds ink and rubs one pulse of ink on the extremely young man.

Mei Xiang adds coal and explodes Mei Xiang's eyebrows.

A copper basin with ice and gold inlaid with jade

Lotus leaves sprinkled with raindrops and jade beads

One lamp with four words, wine and wine;

the second watch drums and gongs on both sides.

reed on the wall, top-heavy and shallow;

the bamboo shoots in the mountains are thick at the tip of their mouths and hollow in their bellies.

In the deep mountain where two apes cut off trees, the little monkey dares to saw;

if one horse stumbles in the mud, how can an old beast stumble?

The wind doesn't shake, the rain doesn't sweep, the toad doesn't bark, the money doesn't drop, and a big fairy opens her mouth and laughs;

the car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the phase has no power, the gun is smokeless, and the two people become popular first.

(Another version:

The dragon doesn't sing, the tiger doesn't scream, the fish doesn't jump, the toad doesn't jump, and the laughter falls off.

The car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the elephant has no teeth, and the gun has no fire. Take General Sene alive. )

To the poem:

Suddenly, there was a beep outside the door, and a red sedan chair was used to take people. Tonight, the wedding night will be spent, and tomorrow the two sides will be in-laws;

suddenly, I heard a bang in the room. It was Cao An who came to serve tea, and the tea tray fell to the ground and spilled tea. At that time, I was angry with my old enemy.

I'm a jade female star above, and the Jade Emperor ordered me to go down to heaven, only because the doll made trouble with the mansion, to see my magic weapon, the white jade bottle.

Because you went down to heaven without permission, you left the golden boy, so please come with me to hand in the edict and order me to take back the white jade bottle.