How to accompany a garbage man to scold him in a circle of friends to write a powerful joke?

You grew up without shelter and love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist. If the pot is clean, there will be no fish. If you are cheap, you will be invincible. Trees without skin will die, and people will be shameless and invincible. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit. 2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic. With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food? The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you! Damn guy like you: you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog, or even as handsome as a flower, and you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst into holes and you want to commit suicide. Only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even the protozoa on the keyboard you touched can't survive, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. If you are cool and handsome, human beings have to reproduce asexually, idiots can be your teachers, retarded people can teach you to talk, and pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant. You want to emigrate to Mars and leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and grenades will explode when they see you. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same strength as long as you skydive. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I see you, I will definitely kill you! You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone! You look so fucking. After Modern Times, you looked like the scene of a car accident. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. Shit, you're so fucking easy to recognize. Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little? You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man. I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you. I have never seen such a long archaeological portrait. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass? It looks very sci-fi and abstract! I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely! He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.