Cold knowledge of modern history

Dangerous toilets in the battle of the somme.

World War I was a terrible war, which was roughly equivalent to millions of people fighting classical wars with modern weapons. Opponents who can't resist casualties in the end can only dig trenches to confront each other. It was at this time that the Battle of the Somme, known as the meat grinder, was staged. Both sides died from 19 16 July 1 to 10/8, with casualties of130,000.

The long and bitter battle did not stop Europe from teasing us, and even the rigid Germans began to decline. For example, through long-term observation, they found that the British have a habit. The first thing after getting up at 7 o'clock every day is to form a group to squat in the toilet to chat and enhance friendship.

British positions are generally well organized, and trench toilets are scattered, but most of them are concentrated on the right side. So the Germans began their daily battle of frying dung. In the morning, they have to shell the British toilets for an hour. The bombed British people are terrible, and people who can't even go to the toilet have to appreciate the horror flying all over the sky. ......

New shoes ruined three views in the battle of the somme river.

The British who are tortured by a huge amount of poop have to learn from the Indians and let themselves go anywhere. After a long time, the whole place smelled of terror, as if he had returned to London in 1858. This is not unbearable for the British, and the casualties are still too heavy for them.

Too many soldiers have died, so they have to rely on new recruits to supplement them. The new recruits came and wanted new equipment, but their new boots were as hard as steel, which made people want to die. At this time, veterans will give them guidance and just pee on their boots. The boots will be soft after soaking for a few times, but the taste is really touching. ......

In addition, urine has many uses in trenches, such as cooling the overheated barrel and covering your nose and mouth with a handkerchief when poisonous gas attacks. In this way, those young Britons who have just left school have changed from a gentleman with a very high style to a group of mockers who will only go downhill. ......

The tragic air battle of the somme river that destroyed the three views

During the Battle of the Somme, both sides actually had air forces, but many times those propeller planes were just used to detect each other's position or throw some gas bombs into it. After a long time, planes on both sides often meet. Without the spirit of Japanese devils, they tried their best to kill each other.

At first, they installed machine guns on the plane, but they soon found that they often hit their huge propellers before hitting each other. Later, they thought the pistol was a good choice, but there was always a problem with flying with one hand, and it was difficult to aim at each other.

In the end, the two sides found the killer weapon and threw bricks at each other in every air battle. It is so common for hooligans to fight in the air By the way, it is said that some real masters use flying knives, but the risk factor of the following troops increases geometrically. ......

The battle of the somme, which ruined the three views, was complicated by the British army.

In fact, if it is difficult for you to find a pure England in the British position in the Battle of the Somme, then the British Empire will not be teased as it is now, and they can still claim that the sun never sets. So the British came from all corners of the country in World War I, but unfortunately they didn't gather together for any noble purpose.

These people include Canadians who still speak French (Quebec has a large number of French immigrants), South Africans who have a sinister relationship with Britain, Australians who are frozen into dead dogs, Indians who have been fooled by Gandhi, New Zealanders and Gurkha mercenaries from Nepal.

It is conceivable that such a large group of messy soldiers are mixed together. Instead of cultivating any fighting friendship, they quarreled all day. For example, an Australian soldier laughed at a Scottish soldier who wore pantyhose to keep warm, and took revenge on his South African brother after being beaten by a group of people ... Well ... God bless the king. ......