Moon Joke

The moon fell into the pool

On a summer evening, Xiao Cong and Xiao Ming were enjoying the coolness by the pool.

Suddenly, Xiao Cong looked up and saw the semicircular moon in the sky, and said to Xiao Ming: "It's strange. The moon I saw last week was round. Why is there only half of it left today?" "

Before Xiao Ming could answer, Xiao Cong suddenly shouted again: "That's it, look, the other half of the moon fell into the pool. "

Dang. When the moon turns into a crescent moon

The geography teacher talks about the situation on the moon.

“The moon is so big that thousands of people can live very spaciously on it.” The little boy Max suddenly shouted.

"What's your name?" the teacher asked.

"I thought, when the moon turns into a crescent moon, how crowded the people living on it will be!"

Which is more important, the sun or the moon

Teacher: Xiaolin, which one do you think is more important, the sun or the moon?

Xiao Lin: The moon is more important.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Lin: The moon can bring light to the night, but the sun seems useless and always comes out in broad daylight.

Not sure

Two fools were arguing over the moon in the sky. One said it was the moon, while the other said it was the sun.

While they were arguing, a passerby happened to come, and the two fools asked him:

"Is it the moon or the sun in the sky?" the passerby replied. : "I'm not from this village, so I don't know very well."

The sun is afraid of the moon

The younger brother said to his elder brother: "The sun must be afraid of the moon, right?"

Brother: "How do you know?"

Brother: "Because it only dares to come out during the day. When the moon comes out at night, it always hides and dare not show up."

The moon takes shelter from the rain

Afanti got on the donkey early in the morning and prepared to go to another city. He didn't get there until evening.

He found many people looking at the moon and asked them what they were doing. Those people replied that they were admiring the moon.

He looked up at the sky and saw a bright moon hanging high in the night sky. He was surprised and said: "It has been raining continuously over our place and we haven't seen the moon for more than ten days. It turns out that the moon over our place is Come here to take shelter from the rain!”

Eyes like the moon

Male: I think your eyes look like the moon!

Female: Really!

Male: Yes! ! One look looks like fifteenth... one look looks like the first year of junior high school...