Luo Yonghao's classic quotations

Luo Yonghao, the founder of Hammer Technology, is the author of Mein Kampf. The following is a collection of Luo Yonghao's classic quotations. Welcome to read!

1, a real macho man, who dares to face a bleak life. Another characteristic of macho men is that they hide when they cry.

2. Why? It's simple, because you are a water turtle and have never seen the world.

My grandmother was born in Guangxu period, so don't marry a fart.

I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but it looked like a mouthful of saliva to her.

5. What are pesticides for? Is to help insects do eugenics. Better and better pesticides make bugs look like little Tai Sen. Encountering a bad pesticide is like raining in Mao Mao, or better yet, taking a bath. Besides, these bugs are not idle when they take a shower. They sang while washing: "We are pests, we are pests!" " "

Ah, it's time for bed and two cups of coffee.

7, everyone is out to mix, not easy!

8. If 50% of the people in China are gay, the population problem will be solved.

I think I finally believe in science because of some accidental factors. One of the reasons why I am not serious is that I am an impatient person. I'm fed up with ghosts who always refuse to show up generously. I am very angry.

10. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

1 1, where is Lao Luo? -I don't know. Don't ask. It's gone.

12, I don't do 1000 push-ups a day. It's fucking hard!

13. Sometimes, I feel a little nauseous.

14, note that Lao Luo has never had a younger brother!

15, I compare my character with them!

16, the dream of not being laughed at is not worth realizing.

17, joyful sadness.

18, it has always been one of my few bad tastes to add points to my personality strength.

19, "Always young, always crying." I hope you can read this sentence again when you are trying to give up something you know is right.

20, there is no contradiction in politics, creating contradictions; Then solve the contradiction. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in the math textbook of Palestinian primary schools: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.

2 1, led by a madman, the whole country went crazy. Politics is much more terrible than war.

22. Children fight more than they develop.

23. I don't want to win or lose, I'm just serious.

24. I only met Lao Yu and the Guangdong madman who recited the dictionary.

25. After I arrived in New Oriental, I discouraged many old teachers.

26. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he hides when he cries.

27. I really envy you for meeting such a great teacher!

28. The dream of not being laughed at is not worth realizing.

29. Politics is to create contradictions without them and then solve them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in the math textbook of Pakistani primary schools: 7 Israeli prisoners of war were captured, 5 were killed, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred in mathematics.

30. I don't know when puberty suddenly came, and some beautiful female classmates became charming in my eyes overnight. I used to have a boiling passion for such nonsense as "brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes", but what "spring breeze comes, dead of night" suddenly feels that it is nothing to lack hands and feet or even arms and legs.

3 1, there is always a time to step on shit in life.

32, in the face of bleak life, in the face of dripping blood, live by welding!

33. The eyes are bloodshot, the veins on the forehead are exposed, and hair appears on the feet.

34. When a student asks Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu will tell him a story about his own struggle, so that all the students are moved and forget the question just now.

35. I hope that in the future, people who abandon me will always believe that their choices are correct.

36. This problem was unclear in New Oriental for many years, until you, Mr. Luo, joined New Oriental. Old teachers all told me: Lao Luo, you are really awesome! I quickly said, don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

37. I hope those China people who like to instill in young people the truth of "shooting birds in the head with guns", and therefore feel mature, will one day understand the fact that some birds come into this world to do what they should do, not to hide guns.

38. For three years, I have developed!

39. kiss a person's ass to a limited extent.

40. A real macho man dares to look directly at a bleak life.

4 1. A truly strong and healthy person will not lose confidence in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives and abandoned by his lover.

42. As an awesome person like me, when I want someone to appreciate me, I will look in the mirror.

43. Ni Ping is definitely involved in this issue.

44. The intense life needs no explanation.

45. Don't do this, or they will think you are very lively.

46. If a coal boss is despised for driving a Mercedes, according to his wisdom, he will only go back for a Rolls Royce.

47. The intense life needs no explanation.

48. At this moment, I quickly took out my notebook and wrote down my will.

49. CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is not for normal people. But parents have to watch. Son can't go home. Take vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting) first, and then sit in front of the TV.

India started worse than us, but now India's software industry has reached the top of the world.

5 1. What is pear shape? Hmm? Why are you looking at me? My old Luo is a standard barrel figure!

52. Before the Japanese militarists invaded China, it was an animalisation process that he brought those simple rural teenagers to the army to give him militarism education.

53. If you are not good at math, you can still be the British Prime Minister (Churchill). If not, you can also be a writer in Taiwan Province Province (Li Ao). You can also go to England to write poems (Xu just came into contact). Of course, all of the above require a visa. That won't do. You can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu). I can be a teacher for the last time (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even teach, you can still be the principal.

54. When we were young, we insisted on what we thought was right, there were always some elders who reminded you out of kindness and told you that this society is not what you think, and we must do it if we want to do it. Have you heard that many times? I heard this all the time when I was growing up. I never listen. When I was young, I always insisted on what I thought was right.

55. Only a person with cleanliness can turn the protection of equality and justice into his instinct.

When you use piracy because you are poor, you should at least know that you are wrong, which shows that you can still be saved.