Classic Quotations If You Are the One.

Theme: If You Are the One Classic Quotations 1, Victoria: My name is Wei, and my mother named me Victoria. Murphy: Your mother is very knowledgeable. What does your mother do? Victoria: My mother. . . what do you think? Murphy (bending down to laugh): How can I guess? Give me 20 minutes. 2. A male guest wears sunglasses, a cap and a plaid coat, with his back to everyone in the elevator. Attacked by a group of women: Yang Wenjun: He always licks his upper lip with his tongue and looks disgusting. His clothes have no features. Which part of the clothes do you want to highlight, hat, sunglasses, jacket, pants or shoes? Hu: His image is like Mano, a thief and gangster in old Shanghai. 3. To a divorced man: Wu Xiao: You are thirty years old, but your clothes look like thirteen. Your clothes are cheap, and you don't respect us. 4. Blood donor: Hu. 5. Yan Yingying: Everyone who wears glasses is obscene. 6. Murphy: There are only a few lights left now. Excuse me, Victoria, why is your light still on? What's your impression of him? Victoria: Sorry, I didn't have time to put it out just now. Can I put it out now? Murphy: Yes, you haven't answered my question. Victoria: Oh, is there a problem? It slipped my mind. 7. Male guest: Do you like going shopping by bike with me? Mano replied without hesitation: I prefer to cry in a BMW. 8. The male guest is the location host. He wants to show how good his eloquence is. Mano: "After listening to your words, I think you owe me a whip ..." 9. Seeing an ordinary-looking man on the stage, the female guest described it like this: "Seeing you, I think my coming to this program is just a game and a dream. Now the dream should wake up. " 10, the girl boldly revealed "I love collecting thongs", and then bluntly asked the boy: "Is your family rich?" The boy directly announced that "my family has business and three houses in Shanghai". 1 1. A handsome male guest said that he had talked about seven or eight girlfriends. Mano went on to say, "It's not as good as my fraction!" He can't give me the dream of living in a mansion. (evaluating the first feeling of male guests) I smell money. (My first impression of male guest Fan Fei) My hand is only with my boyfriend, and others say it's 200,000 yuan at a time. (Reasons for refusing to shake hands with male guests) I want to choose the elite among men, the talents among elites and the prince among talents. (announcing mate selection criteria) I'm urging him. I mistakenly thought that the male guests were rich.