Sketch crosstalk about popularizing Putonghua

Excuse me, can you speak?

How fresh! Can you stand here and perform cross talk without talking?

I mean, can you speak human?

What do you mean?

A: Don't get me wrong-I mean, there are blacks, whites, yellow people, Asians, Europeans, Africans, Americans, as well as China, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Filipinos, Indians, Arabs, Iranians, Turks, Israelis, Italians, Greeks, Bulgarians and Czechs.

Russia, Ukraine, Finland, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Norway, Belgium, the Netherlands, Spain, Britain, Portugal, France, Ireland, Switzerland, Hungary, Germany, Canada, the United States, Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela, Peru, Argentina, Chile and Tunisia.

Guinea, Mali, Ghana, Egypt, Zaire, Uganda, Botswana, South Africa, Tanzania, Kenya, "Ka Hariri, Rafiq, Kuzifunsa, kamala Qi Fei". Do you know everything these people say?

B: Oh, I can't speak Chinese in so many countries.

Oh, you can speak Chinese?

B: That's right. Sketch of annual meeting

A: There are 56 ethnic groups in China. There are Han, Hui, Miao, Tibetan, Yi, Li, Manchu, Zhuang, Shui, Tu, Wa, Qiang, Dong, Nu, Bai, Jing, She, Yao, Dai, Mongolian, Korean, Buyi, Bulang, Dongxiang, Maonan, Naxi and Xibe. Dulong, Jingpo, Benglong, Gaoshan, Uygur, Daur, Tatar, Tajik, Kazak, Ewenki, Oroqen, Russian, Uzbek and Kirgiz. Can you speak the words of these peoples?

Don't tease me, I can only speak one language, and that is Chinese.

A: What? You can speak Chinese?

Yes, I can speak Chinese.

A: Our Chinese can be divided into northern dialects and southern dialects. In detail, there are Shenyang dialect, Dalian dialect, Harbin dialect, Changchun dialect, Tangshan dialect, Tianjin dialect, Cangzhou dialect, Hengshui dialect, Handan dialect, Taiyuan dialect, Yuncheng dialect, Xi dialect, Baoji dialect, northern Shaanxi dialect, Chengdu dialect, Chongqing dialect, Guiyang dialect, Guilin dialect, Kunming dialect, Suzhou dialect, Hangzhou dialect and Wenzhou dialect.

B: It seems that I can only speak Mandarin!

A: Actually, if you can speak Mandarin, you can travel around the world without fear!

Really?

A: Of course, Putonghua is the common language in our country, starting from Mohe River in Heilongjiang in the north, reaching Zengmu shoal in the south, the coast of the East China Sea in the east and Pamir Plateau in the west. Only Putonghua can cross the barriers of dialects and communicate with all ethnic groups, so it is necessary to vigorously promote and actively popularize Putonghua throughout the country.

B: It seems that you are good at promoting Mandarin.

Yes, I am a professional Putonghua promoter.

B: Then you must be well informed. Can you tell us something about promoting Putonghua?

Ok, I'll tell you a few short stories. Once in a scenic spot in Guangdong, I accompanied some old comrades to visit the mountains. I'm tired of walking. Look at the guide map, which is marked "cableway".

B: It's a cable car. Annual meeting sketch script

A: I have to ask where to get on the cable car. There happened to be an old man by the roadside-an old man. Where is this cable car?

What did the old man say?

A: The old gentleman enthusiastically told me, "l m? Very convenient. Go ahead and turn a corner. "

B: Not far.

I walked forward and turned a corner-

B: cable car?

No, it's the men's room!

Yo, what happened?

A: This Cantonese can't tell N from L, nor can zh, ch, sh, Z, C, S, J, Q and X. As a result, the "cable car" is called the "men's toilet"!

B: What a difference!

A: One more thing. There is a university in Changsha that holds a get-together to welcome new students. At the meeting, a Loudi student took the stage to recite a poem he had created. The first sentence is: "Muggle, Muggle, Square Muggle." The audience below was surprised: "Oh, red jacket?" Changsha people are even more surprised when they hear this, because Changsha dialect calls "frog" "jacket". "Frogs are not green? How did it turn red? " Later, I didn't know until I got the classmate's manuscript. It turned out to be Rose, Rose, Red Rose!

Well, I can't find it anywhere!

A: On another occasion, a leading comrade and I went to Guangxi for investigation. At the meeting, another comrade didn't come, and the person in charge of the meeting said, "Time is up, we can't wait for him, we are' damn it'!"

B: Damn it?

A: It means "start".