The reason why you should never marry a nurse, ordinary people have no chance to know! The third point is over the mark.

The first nurse's wife, who doesn't know romantic medicine, has a thorough understanding of the human body and lacks a hazy aesthetic feeling. Her eyes on you are not only artistic, but also will quickly discover your physical or physiological defects or flaws. (rebuttal: this is good for your health. You can diagnose it early and treat it early before you grow old with him.) The nurse's wife will suddenly talk to you about her patient's illness when you take her to a candlelight dinner. (You can also make a pact with her to ask her not to talk about patients at candlelight dinner, but sometimes you still have to listen to him complain that you are the object of his complaint.)

Second, the nurse's wife doesn't know how to take care of people. Don't think that people who study medicine will take care of your body in every possible way. In fact, she has seen too many people who are seriously ill. If you complain that you are uncomfortable, she may be careless. Or ask you to take whatever medicine you want. If you are really sick, don't expect her to be caring and attentive. You have to learn to take care of yourself, because she will always have patients much more serious than you. (If you are really sick, he must care more about you than others. You are his favorite person. One more thing, she will find out that your symptoms will be recorded in her mind before other wives, and then secretly ask the doctor who said he doesn't care about you.)

Third, the nurse's wife is usually lazy at home, perhaps because she is too hard at the hospital. When she gets home, she lies on the sofa and waits for you to have dinner. Don't think that she will help you clean up the dishes after dinner. She will sit there motionless, looking for a newspaper to read, or watching TV. Although you are furious, you can't bear to say anything when you think that she has been in surgery for more than ten hours, or just worked for the director. (Please understand that Luo is really tired. If you have a rest, you will definitely tidy up the house, and if you can't stand it, won't you do it yourself? Will he love you more and show off to your colleagues to consolidate your position as a good husband? After all, the wife is married to hurt, not to be a Filipino maid.)

Fourth, the nurse's wife makes you afraid to be a little playboy. They are usually diligent in observation, pay attention to all aspects of details and analyze and summarize the data. Find major problems from the details, so if you are a little playboy, it is difficult to hide from their sharp observation. (Wrong, they are exhausted from busy work every day unless they are really exaggerating, stealing food, not wiping their mouths, leaving evidence and loving her.)

Fifth, nurses' wives in different departments also have their own shortcomings

For example, nurses in surgery are informal (not good), nurses in orthopedics are rude (no meeting), nurses in internal medicine are trivial (read more about chronic diseases), and nurses in obstetrics and gynecology are trivial. Nurses in pediatrics are hypocritical (obviously, no baby sounds will be rejected by children, but they are forced to be good), nurses in otolaryngology are perfunctory (on the one hand), nurses in psychiatry are reluctant (because of patients), and nurses in infectious diseases are neat (for the sake of their families). The nurses in emergency department are impulsive (please, how many people move quickly every day), and the nurses in intensive care unit are arrogant (I can't understand). The nurses in hospice are violent (this is a personal problem). The nurses in public health are picky (how can they see it), and the nurses in plastic surgery department are all fake (this is because men love it, so it's not enough to please men to see it) (Come on, these are all different from person to person.) Sixth, the health of the nurse's wife is not very good. The pressure and hard work at work may make the youth and beauty slip away faster. Don't think that doctors must know how to maintain. In fact, most doctors from clinical medicine only taught her how to treat diseases, but didn't teach them how to prevent them. On the other hand, heavy and intense work made them suffer from both physical and psychological pressures. Long hours of work and anxiety and nervousness made them more likely to get gastric ulcers and high blood pressure than ordinary people. (So what? Won't you spend more time and care about them? They are all women. Why do nurses have to be strong women and not get sick? )

Seventh, the nurse's wife has a bad temper. Under the medical system like China, under the pressure of heavy work and high medical risks, nurses have to respect the patients like "God". When they return home, they need to vent their anger. Of course, they have to turn over and be the master. Can you expect her to be gentle and considerate to you at home, or even act like a innocent girl? You should habitually accept the "lion roars" that appears from time to time. What will happen if you are patient? Only nurses do? Won't others be like this? You won't? Be considerate of each other, okay?) But ... plus a few points

Please look down again

This is the daily life of nursing staff, which is not an exaggeration, because it is really staged every day

1. You should be on CALL, and your mobile phone should not be turned off or dead, otherwise your boss will think that you are intentional, and will say that you will not buy a better mobile phone if you earn so much money.

2. The only reason for the leave is that there are dead people in your family (this is what my boss said, don't doubt that I have many witnesses).

3. You have to go to class during the holiday. If you don't pay attention to your dog's life, being too tired and oversleeping will be regarded as deliberately missing it.

4. Changing units frequently is called training.

5. It's common to take care of serious infectious diseases. Don't think that leaving a job is an insult to one's vocation (who can tell me what a vocation is, because I only know that dying is called dying in the line of duty).

6. Not studying for a second skill or a master's degree means not striving for progress, which is really in line with the aspirations of nursing staff, especially in ICU!

7. Go to work for six days in a row and take a day off. Most of them fall asleep in bed on holiday day.

8. in case you get off work at 7: in the morning and have a holiday, you often go on the day shift the next day, which is also a day off.

9. I have a holiday every month, and the holidays should be put in turn. Sometimes I forget to make an appointment for the holidays.

1. You must work in three shifts, unless you are pregnant or have given birth for one year, even if you are unmarried or unable to give birth, you deserve it (even if you have three children, refer to point 1.2, who cares if you have a rest).

11. If you work overtime without overtime pay, your class is called "responsibility system".

12. I've been doing it for several years, but I haven't finished it for you once. It's only half a month at most.

13. Put up with the doctor's bad temper when going to work.

14. Remember which gloves and blades each doctor wears when going to work.

15. if the doctor doesn't answer back when he scolds, other units will be unlucky if they hang up on you.

16. The ward takes care of 9 patients in the day shift, 12 patients in the small night and 15-2 patients in the big night. Besides the patients, the family members should also take care of them. As long as a patient has a condition, he will wait for overtime.

17. The intensive care unit takes care of 2-3 patients. As long as one patient has a condition, he can't eat or go to the toilet, let alone two patients have to pick up a new patient (I suggest that miss ICU should take UTI drugs regularly to avoid suffering not only from class photos).

18. Besides taking care of patients, you have to do paperwork, quality control standards, on-the-job education, instrument maintenance, service attitude, project reports, innovation, etc. Except for meetings, these will not make up time to count as overtime, and the time for writing homework at meetings will be on holiday or before and after work (and you are required to be promoted to N3.N4, but even if you have worked hard to write a report, you will not be promoted to supervisor).

19. You are responsible for eating and drinking Lazar for patients without family care, not to mention more than one.

2. It's not serious to have family members to take care of patients, but also to ask them for help. It's not serious to cheat patients together, so patients have to be tied up if they don't cooperate ... and we are blamed for being impatient.

21. Patients like to randomly pull out intravenous drip and pipeline, and they have to be read by doctors. If they call again, they will be told by their family members that they have not paid much attention, called for too long, and have been read for too much pain. If they don't play well, they will also be suspected of poor skills.

22. The patient is too restless and restrained, blaming you for being unloving.

23. Be considerate of the patient's discomfort when he is tied up. After he is untied, the patient promises not to pull the pipe indiscriminately. If the pipe falls, you will have to deduct your salary if you write an accident report (sympathizing with the enemy is cruel to yourself).

24. I'm too busy at work to eat, and I can't make up the hours. I blame you for not eating and ordering lunch.

25. It is rare to have a holiday, and the performance of the unit will be deducted if it does not want to go back.

26. Nurses' Day is not included in make-up leave, and we have to perform on stage to make everyone laugh.

27. If you are sick with a cold, you have to go to work as long as you are not hospitalized, not to mention having diarrhea dozens of times.

28. Newcomers should leave thousands of people behind, lest they have to bring them again after leaving.

29. The newcomer must let her eat when she first goes to work. Although his patient's condition is not good and yours is even worse, she should carry it down and let her eat in case she wants to leave.

3. It's normal to stay in the hospital for ten years without being a group leader or a nursing director.

31. It's common to have no boyfriend.

32. It is common to be responsible for the health of the whole family if the marriage is unhappy.

33. I have to accompany my family to see the clinic after the night shift, so it is very important to take care of my sick family.

34. Distant relatives and neighbors call to ask about your illness, so be sure to give an enthusiastic answer.

35. You can't say you don't know the problem that is far from your major.

36. If you are sick, you are asked, saying: If you go to see a doctor, you will be considered unloving.

37. after asking questions, answer: it doesn't matter. I also told you: Are you sure? Don't you need to see a doctor?

38. For all kinds of incurable diseases, we must conjure up medicines ... and give them away for free.

39. There are dozens of wards and hundreds of nurses in the hospital ... Say your name and people must know it.

4. There are dozens and hundreds of doctors in the hospital, so you should know them and make connections at any time.

41. Be caring and patient at work. If you don't have a good breath after work, you will be said: How can you take care of patients like this? Will be accused.

There are a lot of things ... Who said that the nurse was Master Guanyin of angels in white?

Do you know what the average monthly salary of a nurse in Taiwan Province is if she is not in a public hospital and does not work night shifts? ..... is about 325 yuan. Perhaps for some nurses, it will take several years of seniority to get the salary. You will think, "More than 3, yuan is the average monthly income. What's to complain about? ＂。 I believe that people who have lived in the hospital will know that if you want to find a doctor and a nurse, you just need to press the button on the bedside. Before long, a man in white will come to your bedside. The doctor gets off work at 5: 3, so please be early tomorrow. But if you need to change the patient's clothes, sheets, diapers, a glass of water or even the toilet is blocked, you can find a nurse 24 hours a day. No matter where medical treatment is performed, there will always be nurses. In the emergency department, it is the nurse who handles the wound before asking the doctor to sew it up. In the operating room, it is the nurse who prepares the instruments in advance and hands over the correct instruments to the doctor to help you operate the knife. In the ward, it was the nurse who first asked about your illness and told the doctor to ask the doctor to see you in the ward. In the outpatient clinic, it is the nurse who receives you first and helps you prepare your medical records, and then the doctor sees the doctor. Are there any occasions where there are only doctors but no nurses? However, the salary of these nurses is only 1/5 < even less > than that of the medical students who leave at 5: 3 on time. Some people say that "doctors have to study for seven years, of course, the money is more ...". Do you know that nurses need to graduate from college now? If I add three years of nursing school, I will never spend less time than doctors ... In recent years, there is a shortage of foreign nurses. If I want to emigrate, I will definitely be faster than doctors. Do you know what will happen? Because nurses work too hard, they are unwilling. Moreover, the social and economic status of nurses and doctors in foreign countries is the same. Nurses only need to go to work for 4-6 hours every day, and the number of patients they take care of is about 6-8, with a monthly salary of about 2,5-3, US dollars. We go to work for 8-9 hours every day and take care of about 15-2 patients at a time, so I take care of these patients for an average of 25-4 minutes, during which time for eating and going to the toilet is not deducted. This is where foreign medical treatment wins us. They allow nurses to allocate more time to take care of patients. And get the same respect as doctors.

I've never heard people say that "the doctor in a certain hospital is very skilled and needs to see him", but I've never heard people say that "the nurse in a certain hospital is very considerate and needs to be hospitalized to see him". Why? Because when you get a disease, you hope to be cured, and when you are really cured, you are full of joy, and of course you will thank the person who made you recover. However, in the pain of the course of the disease, seemingly insignificant actions (such as hot compress, patting the back, changing clothes, giving medicine, etc.) are taken for granted.

after reading this message, I hope you will not forget to give respect when you accept the help of the nursing staff next time.

When P.S. is sick, others will ask you, "Is the nurse sick, too?" "

It's really, really realistic, and it's really well written. Let's try to pass it on

and see if it can be passed on to the guild (or the presidential palace) in the end.

I tell you: this work is not done by people at all! !

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When I saw this article, I really wanted to cry, but now it makes me feel even more. Let me explain that usually the working hours in the day shift are from 8: to 4: or 5: , and the night shift is from 12: to 8: in the morning, which means that you only have seven or eight hours to rest. However, in the day shift, there will always be patients who have problems and delay their work. Suppose nothing happens, what can you do for eight hours? After deducting the transportation time, eating and taking a bath, it's amazing that there are six hours left to sleep, and it's even more pitiful to live far away. Some people will say that it's cheap and convenient for hospitals to have dormitories. Why not live there? But the fact is, my sister has a colleague who lives in a hospital dormitory, and her roommate is a senior sister who works at night shift. That senior sister is very light asleep and will be awakened at the slightest sound, so my sister's colleagues have to wander around until 1 o'clock every day after work. It's an expensive area near the hospital. Do you want to help pay for it? After less than six hours' sleep, I have to work the night shift when I wake up, which completely disrupts the biological clock, so it's really not without reason that nurses are in poor health. Please stop saying that nurses are human beings, not invincible, but also need to rest. < P > Because of the inhumanity of their work, many excellent nursing staff want to leave their jobs, but the attitude of the hospital is still: leave if they can't adapt, anyway, you are not the only one! It's true. We have to take care of good quality, and we have to take care of a dozen or twenty at a time. Are we gods? ! Westbank >) If we go on like this, we really can only advise you not to get sick. Otherwise, in the hospital, you will meet nursing staff who have no choice but to muddle along and have little knowledge of medicine, because all the good nursing staff are gone ...