How to ridicule women's short sentences

1. Classic sentence satirizing women: You girls have incomplete limbs, abnormal facial features, and are not symmetrical. You haven't fully evolved. You have seen ugliness, and you have never seen such ugliness. Your growth has slowed down the Internet, and your growth has consumed too much memory, breaking through human imagination. Very sci-fi and abstract! It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely! Not yet fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like an elephant. I've never seen anything that looks so archaeological. This kind of life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, abandoned baby of snowman on Mount Everest, murderer with blocked septic tank, descendant of African black pig, chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang, hippopotamus crushed to death by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption, Eskimo's shame, super-individuals living with cockroaches, semi-plants with rotten vitality, and the source of the word "spit". The strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think, the disaster that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, the humiliated descendants of ancestors, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study, the necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, the orcs that even the orcs despise you, the sedimentary raw materials with oil concentration 10 times, and the disfigured uncle McDonald. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog. Lianhuadu is more beautiful than you 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even the protozoa on the keyboard you touched can't live, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually, idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to fly at you, grenades will explode when they see you, and some people will fly planes to hit Gemini. All the places you have been to, as long as you skydive, you will have the same strength. You are very creative. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is angry with you. How can I set off the beauty of the world without you?

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

2. Practical irony 1. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

6. You are really a tree. How simple is it? Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 8. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high. 9. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

10, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. ! 1 1. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. 12, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

13, the person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you! 14, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one! 15, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

16, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like. 17, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive! 18, I don't remember my own worries, and I usually report it on the spot.

19, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me. 20. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

2 1, the villain is shameless, and he values profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

22, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

There are many kinds of villains. "Ordinary people" and "despicable people" are different. There are good villains and bad villains. The average bad guy is a good guy. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

24, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite must be disloyal to the monarch and unfilial to his relatives; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people! 25. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

26. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic. 27. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

28. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot. 29, how to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, because I was born in my motherland, but I don't know what is happening in my motherland. 3 1, sorry to make you laugh.

32. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 33. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

34. Your appearance is refreshing. 35, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later! 36. I am innocent. I am sorry for the people and the party.

37. You watch your dick die and your dog turn over. 38. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! ! 39, you said I was nervous, come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19.

40. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it. 4 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

42. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory. 43. You broke the rules! 3 1, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

37. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you. 46. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.

47. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go? 49. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

3. What sentence can satirize a woman's willfulness?

Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love. ?

Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. ?

Man, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully. ?

You look scared and safe.

Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Your long figure is out of proportion.

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Kissing a smoking woman is like kissing an ashtray.

After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you want to hear.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.