Funny rhyming social phrases

1. Funny classic rhyming sentences

1. No matter how tiring or painful it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-fifty person; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

2. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap. 3. The coach had an accurate comment on the girl who took the driver’s license test with me: Nod your head when you start, pump hard when turning, listen to the sound when reversing, don’t look back if you don’t make a noise, roll over pits if there are pits, but roll rocks when there are no pits.

4. The longest road I have traveled is your routine. I'm really sorry if this tricked you, I did it on purpose.

5. You expect your friends to make a fortune every day to support you. It’s funny. What kind of ghosts do your friends look like? Don’t you yourself know how to do it? 6. The only joy is when you wake up in the morning and think you have grown taller, but when you look carefully, you find that the quilt is lying horizontally.

7. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives. 8. I saw a couple making out on the street, so I ran over and said to the boy: Brother, the sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday.

9. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I didn’t have Han Hong’s life, I would still have Han Hong’s disease. 2. Some funny rhyming sentences, such as: You are so handsome, you are so cool, it is beyond comparison, you

1. Your eyes are big and dull, your nose is big and you suck dust, and your mouth is big and dull.

2. If there are many trees, there will be dead branches, and if there are many people, there will be white branches?

3. Women in the new century: they can go to the hall, they can go to the kitchen, they can write code, they can detect abnormalities, they can kill Trojan horses, they can climb over walls, they can afford good cars, they can afford new homes, they can fight. He can defeat the mistress and defeat the gangster.

4. A string of light? A bunch of gold, and then string it together to be beaten? Gold

5. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is not simple.

6. Getting carried away, shaken? Buried?

7. Do you know how the Big Bang happened? Jehovah was smoking, and it happened that Sakyamuni farted.

8. Asking you how much sadness you can have is like a warehouse of PetroChina

9. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

10. The poorest is nothing more than begging. If you don’t die, you will eventually come out.

11. Even a lover will eventually over

12. The monkey forgot the key and stood at the door picking his nose

13. I came secretly , walked quietly, waved the dagger, and left no one alive.

14. See through, don’t tell, and continue to be friends.

15. God gave us seven emotions and six emotions? , but we turned them into pornography and violence

16. According to pig aesthetics, I can basically be regarded as a handsome guy

17. Nine out of ten political opinions are lies, and there is still one to wait for. Test

18. Big head, no brain, big grassy eyes, big godless nose, big vacuuming ears, big mouth for driving, big mouth to eat the poor 3. Looking for funny rhyming and hurtful sentences, similar to "Let the wind and rain blow." , XX is still cool and unrestrained”

You lacked calcium since you were a child, and you lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn’t love you, and your uncle doesn’t love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.

I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed. You tell me, grandpa, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you don’t practice with the gold sword, practice with the silver sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? !

Because, scientific truth; not only that, but also, I am Xun Dad. I look at you as a jade tree facing the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers blooming, you must be one of the scum of human beings. The best, a beast among beasts. Look at your little face, you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! The festival is coming soon, I give you a couplet:

The first couplet: The tree does not need bark, it will definitely die. The second couplet: People are shameless, and they are invincible in the world. You can hit the wall and buckle it, but it won't come off! You look very creative and live a courageous life. Being ugly is not your intention, it is God getting angry. People are cheap and pigs are cheap for a lifetime. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home. There are so many in China. You don’t learn weapons, but you learn swords; you don’t learn how to use the upper sword, so you learn how to use the lower sword; there are so many moves on the lower sword, so you learn the drunken sword; you don’t learn the iron sword, but learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! Finally, it reaches the state where man and sword merge into one - the swordman; if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the man is humble, he will be invincible. Get out of here, get out of here without stopping; get out of here, get out of here as far away as your thoughts go; get out of here, get out of here as far away as you will forever; my world does not allow you to appear, get out with your hypocrisy. My line of defense, if you were a flower, the cow would never dare to poop again.

The first line: The sound of wind and rain and the sound of reading, but I remain silent; the second line: Family affairs, national affairs, and world affairs are none of your business. Hengpiao: Let’s play.

You are

an incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome,

The abandoned baby of the Everest snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks, the descendants of black Africans, chimpanzees with imbalanced yin and yang,

The hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, new The vent of a volcano, the super shameless loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos,

a superorganism that lives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality, a garbage man who emits a smell, "spit on" "The origin of the noun,

a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest piece of waste in human history, an old washing machine dropped by God by mistake, a brainless creature that can think,

damaged The scourge of the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors have been shamed by them, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study,

The sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald,

A disgusting guy like you:

You can play the role of a dung man in a TV series, but you are not as good as the chewing gum that was sprinkled by a dog on the roadside. Even Ruhua is 10 times more handsome than you. Above,

To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.

The keyboard you have touched is connected Amoeba protozoa cannot survive, and the saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

If you pretend to be cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. Idiots can do that. As your teacher, even the mentally retarded can teach you to speak human language. As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break;

The purpose of immigrating to Mars is to leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power around the world will The factories can be shut down.

If you go to war, bullets will fly at you.