Seeking funny adaptation of songs

You are cruel (South China Tiger): 12345 Oh ~ Pat the tiger on the mountain ~ There is no tiger on the mountain ~ Pat the fake tiger. He said it was a South China tiger, and he assured him with his head that it was a South China tiger. It seems that he is simple, but he is ignorant and doesn't know how to lie. He used his head as a guarantee and later went to prison. And you used your head as a guarantee. Why are you fooling around like this?

What is this? This is a tiger. Why am I more and more like Saddam? Laozhoutong

Chi, stop lying. Children who lie are said to have longer noses.

"Auspicious Three Treasures" (thief edition) Ava! Hey! Why did you go home with others? No money! Then why do you have pliers in your hand Working. Can you find money in other people's homes? That's right. Other people's homes are our luck ~ ~

Mom! Hey! Why put your hand in someone else's pocket? Change. Can we get other people's money? Keep your voice down. The police uncle won't catch me, will he? Are you bored? Other people's money is our lucky home ~ ~

Baby! Hey! Dad will watch mom carefully. Where's mom? Mom just concentrates on stealing. What about me! You must pay attention to the police. Wow, that's cool! Money in the world is our lucky family ~ ~

Friends, pay back the money.

Break up: Old Red Song: Tibetan Tianshuo Singing/Production: Old Red

Friends, friends.

Have you ever thought about me?

Last time you lent me money.

Please give it back to me.

Friends, friends.

Do you still remember me

If you don't give me my money back

Please tell me.

Friends, friends.

Have you ever thought about me?

If you remember,

We played mahjong last year.

You give me an injection and you don't give me money!

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You are like a jar I bought yesterday.

Breaking up: Lao Hong Song: Sister Solan Singing/Producing: Lao Hong

Changsha dialect:

Man: Oh, boss, the pot you sold is great!

Woman: Oh, dear! A little doesn't count, and neither do you ...

Man: Such big eyes want it! Get back! Get back! Get back!

Woman: Forget it! )

You, you are like the pot I bought yesterday.

The blazing flame has burned through a hole.

As soon as I got angry, I went to the supermarket to return it.

But you won't!

This big hole is bright and shiny.

Like the stars in the sky, the brightest star.

There is a fire in my heart.

The raging fire angered me.

Before it is too late, I want to return it.

Don't make me buy your weed!

Although I was gentle, I didn't tell you.

Don't make me feel lucky and treat you like a pot!

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Money represents my heart.

Parting lyrics: Old Red Song: Tony Ci Singing/Production: Old Red

You asked me how much money I had and whether my background was good!

My heart does not move, my love does not change, and my passbook represents my heart.

You asked me how deep my wallet was, and you loved me a little.

You touch it and rummage through your pockets. You've emptied them.

A gentle kiss touched my heart.

Deep pockets have made me miserable ever since.

You asked me how I was recently and how much money was left in my pocket.

I said I had no money, you said you had to go first, and then you disappeared around the corner.

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Bawang Xijiao

Break up: Lao Hong Composer: Feng Xiaoquan Singing/Production: Lao Hong

I'm carrying boiling water, and I hate not to worry.

Look at the sky, my god, ask whose smelly feet this is!

There are many smelly feet in the world (Changsha dialect: mmm ~ stinks! )

I'm afraid of you two (Changsha dialect: it stinks! )

Who will know my heartache at the sad place (alas! )

How many years of sadness have been released like this?

God, I can't take it anymore. If you come to wash your feet, I will have a fever.

Everyone fainted when you took off your socks.

God, I can't take it anymore. My tears rushed to the sky.

Be a hero in the afterlife, and now I'm going to hang myself!

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anyway/no matter what/ in any case

Break up: Lao Hong Composer: Bao Singing/Production: Lao Hong

(Changsha dialect: Hey, are you ready?

Come on! Wait, someone's awake!

Pry it open! Pry it open! Pliers! Pliers!

Oh ~ ~ Be gentle! My father! )

Steal everything from you and the biggest bet of your life.

Let you steal and dare not call the police, let you pay with all your heart and no regrets.

Afraid of your sadness, your crying, your loneliness and your confusion.

I hope you take care of yourself in Wan Li Road, Qian Shan.

Give you a way, you are my constant pursuit in this life.

Let me cut you some slack and let your conscience discover the consequences of greed.

Stealing you is the greatest satisfaction for my happiness and your pain.

I want you to know the joys and sorrows of this world.

Carry a huge sum of money and go through all kinds of hardships in exchange for some happiness and happiness tomorrow.

Hating you enough is good enough for you to end your dream early.

I want everyone to see your wound rain or shine, no regrets.

Have enough, dream well enough, and let you remember it all your life.