10 jokes

The dung beetle family went for a picnic in the countryside. The dung beetle mother asked: "Dear, have you brought anything to eat?" That's it." As a result, the beetle family drowned. ... ... ... ... ... ... Because the cow had a bad stomach and had diarrhea. < /p>

Three people - Chinese, Americans, and Japanese. Went to the desert to play. They had no water, no food, and were dying. Suddenly, they saw a bottle. Thinking there was water, the Americans opened it. , a spirit flew out and promised everyone three wishes.

American: I want to drink enough water, get a lot of dollars, and go home.

Japanese: I want to drink Full of water, hug a woman, go home.

Chinese: I want Erguotou. After drinking--

I want Erguotou. After drinking again--I'm drunk--

Where are my two friends? Call me back.

The Americans and Japanese are back again and are very angry. They continue walking in the desert.

Seeing another bottle, the Japanese opened it. Another genie flew out and promised each person three wishes.

The Americans and Japanese were afraid that the Chinese would do what they did just now, so they decided that the Chinese would make the wish first.

Chinese: Give me a bottle of Erguotou. I want to go home.

Elf: I have one more wish.

Chinese: Nothing can happen without you. , let's go.

My English teacher always likes to ask questions in class. Whenever I ask someone to answer a question, I always ask: can you? It means can you.

One day we learned the word born, which means giving birth. Then she gave an example: a sow can give birth to ten piglets at a time, and then asked a boy to translate. When the boy stood up, the teacher did not Forgot to ask: can you? The boy replied: i can't.

After ten seconds of silence, the class burst into laughter

An international student was taking the driver's license test in the United States. The road sign ahead said left Turn, he was not sure and asked the examiner: "turn left?"

Answer: "right" So... he died...

There were 5 eggs in the refrigerator, the first One said to the second one: Hey~ Look~ the fifth egg is hairy~ It’s so scary~!

The second one said to the third one: Hey~ Look~ the fifth egg is hairy~~ It’s so scary, so scary~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey, look, the fifth egg is furry. ． ． ． ． ．

The fifth egg heard: Get out~! I am a kiwi~! ! !

When I was in high school, there was a classmate named Huang Jiajian

One day I didn’t show up to my old classmate when I entered the classroom and saw his seat was empty

So I asked: Yi, where is Huang Jiajian?

The whole class laughed and called him the Huang family bitch from now on.

In the past, when the exam teacher handed out papers, the girl behind took an extra one and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." Then the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine." "The whole class was shocked~~~

Another time, I went to buy breakfast. When I was queuing up, I found that my usually stern boss was also queuing up. So I was very nervous. After saying hello, I mustered up the courage to say to the chef : "Master, please give me a cup of steamed buns and two boobs!"~ ~~~~Woo~~ It was the first time in two years that I heard my boss laugh so loudly~~~Depressed~~~

The politics teacher once gave a lecture When I asked, I said: "Let me give you an example." Then I felt something was wrong and said again: "Let me give you an example."