China's classical satirical hypocrite

1. What are the sentences that satirize hypocrites? 1, the villain * * *, is worth more than death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

There are many kinds of villains. "Street villains" and "despicable villains" are different. There are good villains and bad villains, and street villains are good people. Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad.

3, the villain has no knot, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

4, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite must be disloyal to the monarch and unfilial to his relatives; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people!

5. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

6. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

7. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

8. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

9. Please respect yourself.

10, I really want to send you into a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

1 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around.

12 Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

13, you are really a tree, how easy is it?

14, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

15 After all, this is not a society you love, so you'd better restrain yourself.

2. Ask for an article that satirizes others in classical Chinese, in which a monk serves tea (classical Chinese).

Original: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at playing with mortar. But a few teas are saved, and the guests always think they are ripe; Its top-class, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste have services. One day, when a senior official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, took out good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking skills. The wine is exhausted, no praise. The monk bowed eagerly and said, "Where's the tea?" Your official held up a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony and is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and different teas are cooked for him according to the dignity of the guests. If he is not a noble person or a person who knows tea, the best tea will not be given to him. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk respectfully gave him good tea and made tea for him himself, waiting for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest remained silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guests. The tea is almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed down and said, "What's the smell of this tea?" The distinguished guest held the teacup in his hand and said, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and guests are uneducated.

3. Irony hypocrite: You don't have a son, dad sells it, you smoke it, and you love to eat chicken.

Big * * *, you have nothing to do, and you still bother me? You don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. I died at the age of 45678, seduced a man at the age of ten, seduced a man at the age of eleven, and I hooked up with your man.

You are an incomplete life, an alien with gene mutation, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest, a murderer with a septic tank blocked, a black pig descendant from Africa, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, an oversized megaphone, Eskimo humiliation, and a cockroach. Smelly garbage man, the source of the word "spit on", dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, old washing machines that God accidentally dropped, brainless creatures that can think, the harm that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants whose ancestors were humiliated, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, and even orcs who look down on you. 10 times the oil concentration of sedimentary raw materials, disfigured uncle McDonald, a hateful guy like you, can only play a piece of shit in TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs, even better than 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even Amy's protozoa can't survive on the keyboard you touched. Spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly. Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction. * * * can be your teacher, and the mentally retarded can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst and you will emigrate to Mars and leave you. If you are ugly and can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and grenades will explode when they see you. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you can have the same strength as long as you skydive. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

4. Ask for a preface to satirize others' classical Chinese mourning for [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

original text

Always self-sufficient and good at traveling. One day, the water was so fierce that five or six people left Hunan by boat. Zhongji, if the ship is broken, it will do. One is to do your best and not be different. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What are you going to do now? " Yue: "I have 1000 yuan, which is heavy. Let's talk about it later. " He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. It is beneficial for the time being. The man who saved himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and secretive, you are dead. How can you afford it? " Shook his head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods to protect yourself? So I wrote "mourning".

translate

Yongzhou people are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River by boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke down and everyone began to swim. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today? " He said, "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companion said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had swam over stood on the shore and shouted, "You are stupid and ignorant. You will drown. What do you need money for? " He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If so, wouldn't Italy drown a big man? So I wrote "mourning".

meaning

This article satirizes those who are blinded by interests in the world, and then warns some greedy people that if they don't wake up and look back, they will die in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no amount of money is useless.

"Mourning" means mourning for the drowning person. The reason for saying "mourning" is because the author laments that drowning people can't wake up until they die. His greed for money made him lose care of his life, which made the author feel that "Italy drowned a big man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who were greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

By telling the story that a swimmer who was always the best swimmer was drowned because he couldn't afford money, the preface to mourning for the past satirized the ignorance of the world's love for money and warned them that if they didn't wake up suddenly, they would be buried in vanity fair. Those who are insatiable and fall into the eye of money would rather give up their lives than lose money. "Money is a foreign thing." We should not attach importance to money.

Writing Characteristics of Preface to love the water Wen

Writing characteristics.

(1) The preface to mourning for the past is characterized by the combination of positive description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

The positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, the action description, "trying to be unusual", implies the burden of money; The second is the language description, "I have a thousand dollars, and it is very heavy, which is later", indicating that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, twice "you shouldn't shake your head", indicating that you want money and don't despair.

The side foil also starts from three aspects: first, contrast, "a good swimmer is the best", pointing out from others that he has always been a good swimmer, thus comparing his abnormal behavior of "doing his best but not doing it" today; The second is comparison. He drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other side safely. The third is to expose his ignorance from the side with the call sign of "self-help".

5. The satirist deceives people. Original text: Today, ping fu and Curie Lane admire each other, and wine and food games compete. They took off each other with a smile, and their lungs and liver shook hands and vowed to live and die together. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it.

If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it.

Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou: Today, some people in the neighborhood admire and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other's hands, shake hands, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, and point to tears, vowing not to abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is almost as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.

6. What are the sentences that satirize hypocrites? 1, the villain * * *, is worth more than death.

Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things. There are many kinds of villains. "Street villains" and "despicable villains" are different. There are good villains and bad villains, and street villains are good people.

Some people deliberately do good things on the surface, that is, do bad things behind their backs, pretend that they don't know anything, but they are very happy inside. Such despicable people are bad. 3, the villain has no knot, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail.

I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger. 4, the heart is a gentleman, the heart is not a villain; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts.

This hypocritical hypocrite must be disloyal to the monarch and unfilial to his relatives; You must not be honest when making friends, and you must not be moral when treating subordinates. Such people are mean people! 5. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous. 6. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us. 7. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You are very virtuous and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful.

Forgive what I just said against my will. 8. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! 9. Please respect yourself.

10, I really want to send you into a cage and wander the streets to taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 1 1. If you have ever learned sincerity, I don't think people around you will spit again after you turn around.

12 Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 13, you are really a tree, how easy is it? 14, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

15 After all, this is not a society you love, so you'd better restrain yourself.