Classic lines from "Love Apartment 3"

In our ordinary daily life, we often have to use lines. Lines are the basic components of scripts and have a role that cannot be ignored. So what kind of lines are good lines? The following are the classic lines from "iPartment 3" that I have collected for everyone. Welcome to read and collect them. "Love Apartment 3" Classic Lines Part 1

1. Yifei: Domineering and leaky.

2. Zeng Xiaoxian: The good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

3. "There is a line of words in this ring!"

"I know, 'made in China'!"

4. "You are Li Xiaolu! "

"What's that look in your eyes!"

"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"

"Yes, that's right, it's me. You've done this all You see!"

5. "Amputation is an operation that cannot give birth to a child."

"That's called ligation."

6. I take a pinch of salt. The soda will kill you.

7. "The price of pigs has increased these days, why can't you increase the price."

8. "You are just a well - both horizontally and vertically!"

9. "There is a domestic film here, Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster."

"It's a lie."

10. "Mommy, you know it too. "Tennis."

"Of course, I particularly like Deng Yaping."

11. Don't do porcelain work without diamonds, and don't wear short skirts without gold hoops.

12. I smell love.

14. Hitting people on the face is not recommended to hurt self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

15. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

16. We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to release our ideals.

17. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

18. If the left eye jumps, the peach blossom will bloom; if the right eye jumps, the chrysanthemum will bloom.

19. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.

20. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. Anyone who dies early or dies late has to die.

21. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see each other again.

22. You are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

23. A tough life does not need explanation!

24. How can you say that he is stupid? What about water? The premise is that you also need to have a brain.

25. You must log in to me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.

26. I know a dozen different ways to die.

27. Life is like a play. One person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. Very normal.

28. Now the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge.

29. Death is not scary, sitting and waiting for death is scary.

30. If we have the same opinion, I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.

31. Oh my god, I can’t even wash myself off after I jumped into the Sea of ??Japan.

32. Well said, I said a lot, but I didn’t understand much.

33. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.

34. Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.

35. Help me cut the carrots into cubes.

36. Whatever your identity, you have an ID card.

37. A good man is me. I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

38. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?

39. I am Brother Zeng and I told you to believe me, believe me...

< p>40. I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

41. Bet with me, not on what you want, but on what I have...

42. Fortunately, it’s not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be ruined. Fortunately, it’s not sulfuric acid. Otherwise your face will be ruined.

43. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.

44. What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly?

45. This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched; the biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

46. Whose children are not optimistic? Is the road a place for rubber bands?

47. If you are driving a car, Xiaohong and Xiaoming are sitting in the car. , who is the owner of the car? Answer: Yes

48. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.

49. I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind... Then his whole brain will be flushed out.

50. I can go to the hall, I can go to the kitchen, I can kill the wooden horse, I can climb the wall, I can drive a car, I can afford a bungalow, I can fight with mistresses, I can defeat gangsters. Everyone wants to be happy.

51. There is no rehearsal in real life, it is all live broadcast.

52. What she wants to do is not cooking, but being a wife.

53. The new generation of urban women can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb over fences, drive bicycles, buy bungalows, fight with mistresses, and beat gangsters. !

54. What is your seat? I am made of meat.

55. The difference between him and the pig is that the pig cannot become a human, but he turns into a pig every now and then.

56. I originally wanted to win glory for boys, but now I really lose it.

57. I am not a celebrity, I am just a celebrity!

58. A competition is a competition. You don’t have to participate. If you participate, you must abide by the rules of the competition and bear all the consequences.

59. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.

60. If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless. If winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless. "Love Apartment 3" classic lines 2

1. Yifei: Love is a prison, the only way to reduce the sentence is... let go of your hand

2. Yifei: You go that day See Nuolan, I’ve also made egg fried rice and am waiting for you at home. Why don’t you see you rushing back to eat?

3. Shi Xiaoming: I remember that before I fell asleep, I had already written half of it. When I woke up, I found that the first half was just a dream.

4. Uncle: "Who hit me?" 110?" Guan Gu: "I ordered takeout." 5. Zhanbo: "I want a treasure map. Can you give me a map? Is this a world map?"

6. Psychiatrist: "Another cuckold, it seems your greening is good!"

7. Zi Qiao: "Let's give it 50-50." Meijia: "Wait a minute. Let’s talk about it first, who is Five?”

8. Guangu: (in the video) Zhang Wei is a lawyer, high-end, grand and classy. (Zhang Wei took a selfie wearing a raincoat)

9. Most of the so-called beauties are slaves to cosmetics.

10. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

11. Zeng Xiaoxian: Chew your fingers, or gnaw mine

12. Meijia: Is there any academic requirement for blood test

13. Meijia classmate : I didn’t expect that you are still so sharp in mathematics after so many years

14. Yifei: Do you know what the prerequisites for defense and self-defense are? Zhanbo: Thick and strong enough to withstand beatings

15. Xiaoxian: Can such a high chassis be hit? Are its legs longer than mine?

16. Yifei: Driving a car but not driving a car, drinking a car but not driving a bottle of wine

17. Meijia: I still think the outpatient clinic downstairs is better. All patients have free sticks. Eat lollipops. Youyou: That's pediatrics

18. Nuolan: Is he in love? Zeng Xiaoxian: No, he is a pervert

19. Delivery boy: At that time, he wanted to molest me, so he didn’t wear much clothes

20. Brother smokes because it hurts the lungs and does not sad!

21. If I am no longer lonely, who will accompany me?

22. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!

23. My wife likes penguins very much, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way

24. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money to spend, so I decided to rent another apartment and come up on the weekend for a vacation

25. Guangu: I want to announce something pornographic to you

26. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze Lei's voice) Whenever you want to cry, stand on your head so that the tears won't flow.

27. Zhang Wei: I have found the feeling of Huaze. Yifei: Just knock him over

28. Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water, Zhang Wei, they are made of phlegm.

Yoyo: How much has he accumulated in his lungs?

29. You must log in to me tonight, otherwise - I will write your name on the monument

30. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Zeng Xiaoxian: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

31. Do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guan Gu: What kind of medicine are you buying?

32. Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. My eyes have become round since I was a child when I saw a beautiful girl

33. Yes A patient imagined that he was a little swallow and often gave me bird's nests. I later found out he was spitting on me.

34. It turns out that you can use a watch to apologize to others. A box of sashimi. A balloon.

35. Zhang Wei: Like us women

36. Hu Yifei: Guan Gu is mysterious, how to use this crazy love 18.

37. It is a good thing not to show your face.

38. Have you ever seen a forty-year-old flower girl? (Yifei stared at Teacher Zeng and said)

39. Meijia: I went to college and didn’t even have a girlfriend. What else is it if I don’t do my job properly?

40. (Zhang Wei plays Ou Haochen) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line was for breakfast), you can eat it while it is hot,

41. Zhang Wei : (Erkang's voice) I saw you for the first time last time at the Prince's Mansion

42. The angel is with you

43. I have the mouth of a knife and the heart of an axe!

44. Being happy alone is not as good as being happy together, and being crazy is not as good as being crazy

45. Meijia: Even if there is no trick, you have to find an excuse, otherwise there will be nothing to do. Ziqiao: Let’s see if there are any signs.

46. Friendship is offside, and lovers are not satisfied

47. Meijia: Gossip is like happiness, if you share it, it can be multiplied by two. Zhang Wei: (Suddenly coming out) What gossip? Yifei: Let’s multiply by three

48. Meijia: He didn’t give us a chance at all! Only when there is a seam can the needle be inserted.

Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his words?

49. As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven.

50. Death is not scary, but sitting here waiting to die is scary.