American immigration is very interesting.

First, there are no perfect people and love in the world, so you are not pursuing perfect love, but love that suits you.

Second, if you are unhappy, just let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

Third, I met many people. I missed a lot, but I haven't met you yet.

Fourth, all problems are ultimately a matter of time. All troubles are actually asking for trouble.

Fifth, what can be said is not necessarily too concerned; What can be written can actually be put down; What exists in your heart is something you can't stop.

Sixth, know how to be content and find happiness; Know how to give up and find comfort; Know how to cherish and find happiness; Know how to respect and care, and find friends.

Seven, a person, nothing is important. Going back to the seaside again, alone, watching the ebb tide, even if it is wet by the waves, it doesn't matter.

If you really know how to live in this world, you may know what the world is like.

You will meet many people you admire and admire in your life, but you can't love them all. The most important thing between people is appreciation.

Ten, the most basic thing about love is to become mature first, and then you will find a mature partner. Immature people can't attract you at all. It seems that if you are 25 years old, you won't fall in love with a two-year-old baby, and neither will you. When you are a mature person psychologically and spiritually, you won't fall in love with a baby. It won't happen, and it can't happen. You know love is meaningless.

All problems, as long as you think there are no problems, are not problems.

One, some people say that everyone's little toe is wrapped in an invisible red silk thread, and the other end of it is wrapped around another person's little toe, and this person is the one you are destined to be! However, sometimes, this thread is messy and makes you confused. Therefore, the destiny takes a hand's road is often a bit far.

Second, the winner is obvious, but those who are indomitable despite being bruised all over are the ones who truly gain dignity. -"When the shoes fit" Yansha last year

As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.

Fourth, none of us can explain this so-called love, this so-called injury. All of us want to see love more thoroughly, but we don't want to, and we will always be hurt and forget the pure glory of love.

I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I would rather love you silently and not let you know until, until you fall into the arms of others!

6. Some people say that the painful memory can change slowly with time, but it has always been in my heart, quietly invading my heart in such a late night, spreading and repeating.

Seven, he must be older than me, even if it is only one day older; He must be taller than me, even if it is only one centimeter tall; He must be better than me, even if he only earns a penny more. -said an unmarried female white-collar worker in Guangzhou.

Eight, don't ruin a relationship because of an angry word; Don't miss a beloved person because of face; In the world of love, the person who voluntarily admits cowardice is because he knows that loving you is more important than saving face!

9. Silence is often necessary. Silence can be like waves, leading to places that sound and tangible language can't reach. When it was freed, I felt the depth and breadth of water, the tolerance of water to waves, and the significance of water to the eternal dream of waves. -Shi Tiesheng's "Things of the Soul"

X. I know my pain, I know my sadness, and I feel my happiness. Maybe the hell in your own eyes is the paradise in others' eyes; Maybe the heaven in your own eyes is the hell in others' eyes. Life is so funny.

Eleven, life is just a few decades, don't leave any regrets for yourself, laugh happily, cry if you want, love when you should love, and it doesn't make any sense to suppress yourself.

Twelve, I pretend to be strong and collect feelings. I don't want to see the mirror again, crying silently, smoking hard, and never seeing that gaunt face with a smile again. Love is a beautiful beginning. Whoever flinches first, no matter how beautiful the love is, can only stop in the face of injury!

Thirteen, there are two kinds of friends, one needs to meet often, otherwise it is difficult to contact each other and the feelings are even more indifferent; Another kind of friend doesn't need to contact every day, for three to five years or even longer, and his voice and voice are very vague. Just meet once, just like getting along with each other day and night. Hong Ying's Flowers of a Good Boy

14. Happiness is to face the light and learn to forget all the troubles and sorrows.

Fifteen, carrying too much, you are exhausted before you defeat the enemy! Please learn to relax.

Sixteen, flowers bloom and fall, and change at four o'clock. No one can stay who should go, and no one can stop who should come. Open your arms, face it calmly, greet every morning with joy, and send away every evening with indifference.

Seventeen, all the problems, as long as you think there is no problem, it is not a problem.

Eighteen, if one day we break up and turn against each other, and you go out and scold me with the whole world, I won't share your secret with me in the middle of the night, crying and laughing. When a person tells you something that can ruin his reputation and be laughed at, he must regard you as the closest person. Friends or ex-friends, everything in life is hard to last. I will always remember the moment when you gave me your heart and protect it.

No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Life is not long. Before going to bed every night, forgive everyone and everything.

Twenty, drinking songs at night, thousands of miles away. If flowers have no love, who will butterflies be lingering with? Good winds blow dreams far away, and clear water reflects the sky. If the butterfly doesn't understand the desire for love, who will the flower be gentle with?

21. Compared with those who can't be together after a long time, what is more hateful is that those who come into your life in the name of love show their original appearance when you are ready to adapt to his existence and accept his surroundings. Don't give in unconditionally because you are used to someone, and don't continue to be unhappy because you are afraid of returning to someone. Learn to say goodbye wisely. It's not worth ruining your confidence in love for the wrong person.

Twenty-two, love, there is always a sweet memory, so sweet that those who have paid for it can't forget it until they are hurt.

Twenty-three, there is no fool in the world, don't be clever with anyone, you can't make progress without exposure, and you will lose face if exposed.

I am eager to roam. I want to travel all over Europe, see posters that will never be shown in Britain, stare at billboards and shop signs with exotic features and full of phonetic symbols in amazement ..... I will meet people I will never meet again in my life, and feel totally helpless and unfamiliar with everything in daily life, from the use of telephones to the names of food. -Bilbu Laisen's "Don't Distinguish Things, Visit Europe"

I will get used to it. It's only a matter of time.

First of all, when I changed your note back to its normal name, you really weren't special anymore.

Second, people who can affect my mood are really important in my heart.

Third, I am not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad, don't go!

Fourth, don't always think that it's not too late. One day, you will find that some people are really too late for something.

Because you are the shining sun, which makes me feel warm. Even if I am hurt, I just want to hold you tight.

6. [How many people will take the opportunity to abandon me if I lose my memory]

Seven, I don't want youth that is not old, as long as I can't take away my lover.

Eight, eating food to lose weight shows that she is not happy.

9. I hate that people who are good to me are better to others. To tell you the truth, my heart hurts.

If you realize that you are not so important in other people's hearts, you will be much happier.

Maybe you are still with me, but I don't want to find out.

Twelve, back to no way back, let go.

13. [No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, it is only a moment. Who can leave the moment of love]

My smile and hobbies are the same as when I first met you.

15. Memory is like an hourglass. When you touch them, the sand will turn, and the photos of us once together will bloom like fireworks.

-Snowflakes look pure, but they will still get dirty if they fall on transparent glass *

Sixteen, China one day less homework, the earth will be more than a forest.

Seventeen, the eyes are so beautiful, why use them to cry?

Eighteen, no, after I despair, give me hope, and then give me despair. You are really cruel. ...

Nineteen, when someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give him a hard slap.

Twenty, I broke up. When we broke up, the other party asked me if I still loved her. I replied: First I like it, now I hate it.

You never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to turn a blind eye to you cares about you.

Just because I like it, I'd rather not have so much. Why?

Twenty-two, because I was too sincere before, so do it? Now? Heart? Lung.

Companionship means that I am by your side whether you need it or not.

I'm not afraid to be alone on Valentine's Day. I'm afraid that the person I like will be with someone else.

I'll get used to it. It's only a matter of time.

Twenty-five, even if one day you hit me with a gun, I will believe it until I die. It's just a fire for those I trust most.

Funny question _ Funny question

1, a number, if you remove the first number, it will be 8, and if you remove the last number, it will be 50. What's this number? Answer 58

2. Why do monks always run to the north? Answer Buddha Day: There is no Amitabha in the south.

Both girls like you. One is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? Divorce your family first

4. How can ice quickly become water? If you remove two points, the answer is water.

5. What will add half after handstand? Answer 6

6. What do you see most at sea? Answer the water.

7. Liu Xiang: China speed! Yao Ming, the height of China! You! China? Weight.

8. Simple question ~ Who were the five tiger generals of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period ~ The online searches were Pig ~ Saint, Zilong, Glacier, Instant, Ikki.

9. What is the most valuable thing you stole from Kaixin.com? The mouse in the internet bar ...

10, Lao Zhang is a profiteer, but he is the worst at dumping things. Do you know what this is? The answer is unlucky.

1 1. Who is Confucius? Answer, old man

12. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

13. What book has the most shortcomings? Answer medical book.

14. When does the road get narrower and narrower? When you have enemies. The road is very narrow.

15. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV, you happened to meet her, would you? I will point her out.

16, what's your left ear like? Answer your right ear.

17. What is your favorite pet? Ultraman

18, do you think you look good in person or in photos? Turn off the lights and look good. Interesting question

19. When is1+2 not equal to 3? A: When the calculation is wrong.

20. What do you think is your style, love at first sight, love at third sight or love for a long time? Cold-blooded, or a night of passion!

2 1. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? The answer is that it expands with heat and contracts with cold.

22. How can one say one thing and do another? You will wear a condom at a critical moment.

23. Have you ever thought of someone who makes you want to cry? Yes, creditors.

24. When did you feel you were from China? When answering questions in a foreign language exam.

25, eggs, stones, which will hurt at first? The answer, of course, is headache.

26. What can carry ten thousand tons of heavy objects, but not a grain of sand? Answer the water.

27. In today's society, what do ten thousand households live on? Answer the question.

28. When you eat an apple, you see one bug is disgusting, two bugs are more disgusting, and how many bugs are the most disgusting? The answer is half a bug. You have already eaten the other half. Hmm. How interesting

29, twins, brother's name is Tianlong, brother's name is Haohao? Equivalent to Mr or Sir.

30. Who makes money by luck? Answer the gas porter.

3 1, I am very good and obedient. I know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend now, but I will wait for you. Would you want me? You'll die, son. Go home.

32. What game won't win the prize, but lost it? The answer is guessing boxing and drinking.

33. At the seaside, there is a turtle that can't turn over. Would you? Pick it up and go home to make soup.

34. What is the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child? Playing on a wall when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped and kicked someone off the wall.

35. Please use one or two words or two groups of words? An idiot.

36. What would you do if you saw a MM crying by the river? I'll secretly push her down. Selected funny questions

37. A bull and a cow, guess three words? Answer: Two cows.

38. When can the caterpillar cross the wooden bridge and reach the other side of the river? The answer is when it becomes a butterfly.

39. An elephant has the longest nose, and what has the second longest nose? Answer the elephant

40. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? Must be human.

4 1, what is a semi-automatic washing machine? Automatic washing machine after divorce.

42. Why doesn't the hammer hammer the egg? A hammer can't be broken.

43. What is the most difficult problem in the world? The answer is this question.

44. Why can Xiao Ming stop a speeding car with one hand? He takes a taxi.

45. What is the most important thing for you to learn from Lei Feng? Holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home.

46. What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? Wet the bed!

47. What is the most effective way to give up someone and forget? Learn from Altman

48. Why did the Jade Rabbit fly to the moon with the goddess Chang 'e? The answer is because Chang 'e has radish feet.

49. A fat man and a thin man jumped off the building together, who landed first? The answer is to watch the crowd.

50. What kind of hat do men hate the least? The answer is cuckold.

5 1. What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident? The answer is ready for dinner.

52. If your other half's ex died and your other half cried in front of you, how would you react? Throw three feet of white silk and say, you might as well go with her

53. What door will never close? Answer the target.

54. How did Xiao Liu take the first step of divorce? He's married.

55. If you are in prison, what do you do to kill time in prison? tunnel

56. Two tigers are fighting for each other. Why do you have to fight to the death? The answer is because no one dares to stop fighting.

57. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I peed in was a royal salute!

58. Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of Virgo? Man, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly! ! !

59. How can two people stand back to back and hit each other in the stomach? Turn around and walk in front of him.

60. Have aliens been to the moon? The answer is yes, everyone on earth has been there.

6 1. There are eight coins in Xiao Li's bag, and eight coins are missing. What else is in the bag? There is still a loophole in the answer.

62. Which is the largest sea in the world? The answer is that there is no end to suffering and no end to learning.

63. A gentleman was hit by an object falling from a height of several thousand meters, but he was not injured. Why? It is raining. He was hit by raindrops.

64. How can I express my love for someone and win my heart? Spend money like water.

65. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath

66. When does the clock ring 13? A: Bad times.

67. What is something smaller than bacteria? Answer it, son.

68. Why do you see lightning first and then hear thunder? The answer is because the eyes are in front and the ears are in the back.

69. Why don't good horses eat grass again? The answer is because all the grass has been eaten.

70. What kind of wheel can only turn? Answer: the wheels of the windmill.

7 1, there is one thing that the buyer knows, the seller knows, and only the user doesn't know. What is this? Answer the coffin.

72. Pigs are very useful. What is another great contribution to mankind? The answer is swearing.

There are ten birds in the tree. Shoot down one with a gun. How much is left? I didn't leave an answer, so I was scared away.

74. What is the smallest handcuff in the world? Answer bell

75. What do you do if you want to cry but don't want to be seen by others? Cover one's eyes with one's hand.

76. When do you think men are most attractive? It's the most charming when you shit! Beat you to death!

77. If you have to expose half of your body, do you expose your left or right side? Lower position

78. What is the cleanest laundry? Answer hard.

79. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water? Pee.

80. Someone was walking across a wooden bridge when suddenly a ghost appeared in front of him, followed by a wolf and an abyss below. How do you suggest he go there? The answer is dizzy.

8 1, someone has a crush on you, will you be tempted when you know it? I think I'll change my mind.

82. If I meet Meng Po at Naiheqiao after my death, I'll give you Meng Po Tang. What does your grandmother's leg mean! It's fucking watered again ! !

83. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? The answer is because walking is too slow.

84. What do you think of going to Starbucks and sitting with a notebook all afternoon? It's better than sitting with a notebook and soy milk.

85. Is anyone chasing you now? Yes, I owe her 30 yuan.

86. What was the first thing Santa put in his socks last Christmas Eve? The answer is his feet.

87. If you had the opportunity to immigrate, which country would you not go to? The answer is heaven.

88. Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look right. Tell me what you see. My dad's slap, * * * What time is it? Don't sleep! ! !

89. The strangest name of Beijing snacks represents the state of an animal, which is sold in many places in Beijing! Guess (answer: snowball) peacock green.

90. Is nature hereditary or natural? How about the day after tomorrow? The answer is tomorrow, tomorrow.

9 1, which dress is the most durable? The answer is the one you like least.

92. What parts of your body have been praised? Nails, aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! ! !

93. What can I borrow or not? Forgive my answer.

94. A person is walking on the road, and a member of the opposite sex comes to ask you: Is this the earth? What's your answer? If it is a beauty, I will say: I love you. If Martians were dinosaurs, I would say: Where are you from? Go home.

95. A man is lying naked on a stone. What is this? The answer is to throw eggs at stones.

96. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. Why did you give him a roll of scotch tape?

97. A child is divided into nine oranges. How to divide it fairly? Strangle four!

98. Xiao Zhang said that he could change everything in the room in one second. How come? He closed his eyes.

99. A caterpillar died. Why did it move? The answer was delayed by ants.

100, with two groups of words? fool

10 1. How did Shuai die? The answer is cool!

102. You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up? Ah. Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

103, have you ever thought about suicide? I want to fucking kill you!

104, my dad suddenly told me that I have more money than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? The take medicine

105, what can't be found when you want to use it, but it is everywhere when you don't use it? The answer is urgent.

106, now! Right now! Don't think about it! Say an English word beginning with P, Pigou! ! !

107, a fierce cat, why did it run away as soon as it saw the mouse? The answer is to catch mice.

108. Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? And those who don't take a shower.

109. What is the biggest difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant may have fleas, but fleas can't have elephants!

1 10, how do modern people speak their minds? They will sing the moon represents my heart!

1 1 1. How did you get the most unforgettable scar? The cruel doctor cut it at birth.

1 12, if you have to choose one of (1 Chris Lee 2 Sister Furong, 3 Flowers, 4 Lv Xiulian) and get married immediately, what do you choose to die-

1 13. Why do you say that women will get married if they wear high heels? Answer: Because you walk slowly in high heels, it is easy for men to catch up with you.

1 14, swish! I stand in front of you and look at you affectionately, and you will. . ? Give you a day.

1 15, ICAO is the Independent Commission Against Corruption. What is Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (Answer: China Industrial and Commercial Bank)?

1 16, 1+ 1 When is it not equal to 2? When the answer is wrong.

What is the thing that bothers you every day? Constipation.

1 18, Taiwan Province province 10/0/day? (National Day)

1 19. When did your first kiss take place? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: I don't agree that I pushed you into the ditch.

120, someone spilled oil all over you and said to you, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him not to worry. There are also Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar.

12 1. If Kong Ming were still alive, what would be the difference in the world? The answer will be one more person.

122, met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What can you sing? Hao Han Song

123, a woman who has been divorced for fifty times, how should she be described? Answer: Give up the former husband.

124, what English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer CD

125, others eat happily, but what is uncomfortable for themselves? The answer is disadvantage.

126, if your lover who has been in love for many years meets someone better than you and then leaves you, what does this prove? Love is actually fucking ape shit! ! !

127, who sees a doctor every day? Answer, doctor.

128, which country does not use electricity? The answer is ten days.

129, couplet: find a job and find a good job. Find a husband. Find a good husband? Dream on.

130, how to keep two people who love each other? Kill each other and bury them in one place.

13 1. What is indispensable to a person? The answer is wicked.

132. Which month has 28 days in a year? The answer is 12 months. Because every month has 28 days.

133, my girlfriend ate 50 kebabs in one breath, and my boyfriend said five words. What five words did you say?

134, two coins, one for five cents and one for two cents, one for not five cents, how much is the other? The answer is five points.

135, what are the similarities between Wei Xiaobao and Snow White? They all prefer group p.

136. Is there a man or a woman first in the world? The answer starts with the man, because the man's name is sir.

137, you don't have to worry about where the acne grows. The answer is someone else's face.

138, who is the most disobedient? The deaf and the dead. They can't even hear you.

139. There is air in the balloon. What's in the swimming ring? Answer person.

140, there is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What is this? The answer is wrong.

14 1. When does the sun rise in the west? When the answer is sworn in.

142, have you ever peeked at other people's privacy? I openly robbed.

143, a good-looking friend of the opposite sex called you in the middle of the night and wanted to go out with you to get a room. What should you do? Fuck off! Lao Tzu is a serious man! Don't fucking seduce me.-Where are you going?

144, what can you see with your eyes closed? Answer the dream.

145, the family has its own rules, and the state has its own rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise

146, what is the most labor-saving way to do anything nowadays? The answer will be given tomorrow.

147. It takes only three minutes for a snail to climb from Beijing to Guangxi. Why? The answer climbed on the map. The map is too small.

148, where is the sea where fish are not raised? The answer is the sea.

149. When the car turns left, which wheel does not turn? Answer the spare tire.

150, I want to go to America. How much does it cost? I thought, I didn't go and didn't spend money.

15 1. Why did the bear hibernate for so long? The answer is because it has no alarm clock and doesn't know the time. What are the main reasons for divorce? The answer is because I am married.

152. Why not strike hard? Answer doze off.

153, you were watching TV when Sadako climbed out. You will find a cage to raise and study. Pat him on the back with a bench!

154, I suddenly grabbed your hand after drinking too much and told you that I like you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

155, why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? The answer is that he didn't drive.

156. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? The answer is night. It is the shadow of the earth.

157, over. Because there will be October 1st every year.

158, what should I pay most attention to in the exam? Answering invigilator

159. If the earth explodes, which two places are safe? Answer: hell and heaven.

160, Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Answer: He left in his shoes.

16 1, freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose one as your wife, which one do you choose? I will choose a man.

162, if one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

163. Put the weight on the nipple. What is this? The answer is humiliation.

164, what is higher than the sky in the world? The answer is higher than the sky.

165. How will an ant die if it falls from tens of millions of meters? If the answer is too high, you will starve to death.

166. What's the difference between Confucius and Mencius? The answer is different from the word Meng.

167, what is the biggest worry of a ghost who was shot dead? Drinking water will leak. Bullets are everywhere.

168, do you think about a heterosexual every day ~ A: Every day, I want to sleep with her.

169. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.

170, now you, 100 meters can enter 13 seconds? Free fall?

17 1. What is an automatic washing machine? Answer the wife.

172. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? No one eats after washing, and some people eat without washing? Answer the water.

173. The hotter the weather, what climbs higher? Answer the thermometer.

174. What's the name of the painter's apprentice? Answer: a lecherous

175, is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it? Yes, the one who bought candied haws.

176. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to go to the fucking funeral!

177. What flowers bloom all year round? The answer is fake flowers.

178, Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan? The answer is impossible.

179, seriously, have you had plastic surgery? My stomach is bulging.