Help me translate it.

If you want to go to another country, you must have a passport, right? At least that's what Vitaly Vitalieu thinks. But if it is Sunday, you won't worry about your passport.

It's really humiliating to get lost in Liechtenstein. It's just a small town under the Alps. Grab a random person by the roadside and ask for directions. For example, ask where the post office is. He will tell you, "Turn right at the next intersection into Switzerland, then cross the road and go back to Liechtenstein. You will see the post office at the traffic lights across the Austrian border. "

However, after wandering in the Alps for several hours, I admit that I am really lost. To relieve my fatigue, I went to a small country bar in the valley. This place is crowded with people whose plates are full of hot dog sandwiches. Some places here are the same as Liechtenstein.

But suddenly I froze again. This kind of hot dog sandwich is only available in one country, Australia. Now I live illegally in Australia! What the Soviet Union did in the past is vivid. The words "extradition of fugitives", "exile" and "detention" keep hovering in my mind. An alarm bell sounded in my mind, reminding me that my new Australian passport is in a hotel in Liechtenstein and I don't have an Australian visa yet!

Like the residents of the former Soviet Union, I have a deep fear of crossing the border. Even if I have a license from a western country in my pocket now, it is difficult for me to adapt to the airport to meet my immigration staff. I'm afraid they will forget to put an important seal on my passport. If not, that means I will be in trouble in the future. I lingered in front of an immigration office with a flattering expression. I don't think I can be too confident Old habits are hard to change, and existing fears are even harder to eliminate. I must take measures quickly. I rushed out of this Australian hotel and returned to the transit road to Liechtenstein. I saw the border post office from a distance, ready to ask the border guards for help.

I suspect that the "Australia" behind it is "Austria". Because it's illogical. Maybe you dialed the wrong number when you uploaded it?