How to scold an old woman and embarrass her?

You can play a song-"Crazy Frog" to the maximum when they come to the door, just like I did before. You can scold me like this: you lacked calcium when you were a child, but you lacked love when you grew up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a husband who is a screw, but he needs to be screwed!

You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? !

Wish you success!