Satire love rat's deep sentences in classical Chinese.

1. What articles insult love rat? You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best in * * *, an animal among animals. A slap on the wall can't even button it. Moreover, according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood and love to eat when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice knives, you practiced swords, and you practiced swords, practicing * * *! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice * * *! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "

The festival is coming, and I'll send you a pair of couplets:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! !

People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap.

Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword;

Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword;

There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;

Learn silver sword instead of iron sword!

Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!

Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

You are an incomplete life, an alien with gene mutation, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, an abandoned baby of a snowman on Mount Everest, a murderer with a septic tank blocked, a black pig descendant from Africa, a chimpanzee with yin and yang imbalance, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, an oversized megaphone, Eskimo humiliation, and a cockroach. Smelly garbage man, the source of the word "spit on", the dinosaur that degenerated three times a day, the strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think, the harm that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, and the descendants whose ancestors are ashamed.

Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, orcs that even orcs despise you, raw materials with oil concentration 10 times, disfigured uncle McDonald, hateful guy like you, can only play a piece of shit in TV series, not as beautiful as chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside, even as beautiful as flowers, and have to go to the zoo or even more places to find a girlfriend. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and the spit is more deadly than SARS.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually, xx can be your teacher, and mental retardation can teach you to speak human words. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you. Ugly, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will come at you, and grenades will explode when they see you. If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same strength as long as you skydive. All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and all the historic sites you have visited will become history. 18 You won't know you until you've done nothing good in your life. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

2. Ancient Chinese satirizes heartless people, that is, heartless people.

Embrace trade silk for self-protection. When robbers came to trade silk, they came to me.

Sending a child involves gas, as for Dunqiu. When I was a robber, I had no good media.

There is no anger in the child, and autumn lasts.

Take the other side of the wall to get back to the customs. I didn't see the resumption of customs, so I cried.

Seeing the resumption of GATT, I was full of laughter and laughter. Well, Parr, the body is not responsible.

Driving your car to bribe me to move.

Mulberry leaves flourish before they fall. In the nest, there is no mulberry;

I am a girl, so I don't have to worry about it. The anxiety of scholars can still be said;

You can't say a woman is worried.

Mulberry fell, yellow, and fell. Self-pity, poor three years old.

Qishui soup, curtain skirt. Women are unhappy, and scholars do their best.

Scholars are also extremely useless.

Three years old, I am a woman, I am tired; Sleepless all night, there must be a dynasty.

As for violence, what you say must be done. My brother didn't know, but he smiled.

Calm down and think about it, and you will bow your head and feel sorry for yourself.

Being together always makes me complain. Qi has a shore and discipline has a plate.

General's corner banquet, talking and laughing. Swear, forget it.

On the contrary, I don't think about it. I'm already embarrassed!

3. What is the sentence that satirizes others' "narrow-mindedness" in classical Chinese? 1. If everyone is fair, the world will be peaceful; Everyone is selfish, and the world is in chaos. -Liu E

If everyone is fair and honest and can consider the collective interests or the interests of others, then there will be no disputes in the world; If everyone is selfish only for his own personal interests, then the world will become filthy.

Selfishness is an obstacle to success. Kun Lv

Selfishness is an obstacle to success, which means selfishness is an obstacle to success. Tell us to be tolerant and considerate of others.

3. Gentleman's righteousness, villain's benefit. -Kong Qiu's "The Analects of Confucius"

A gentleman values morality, while a villain values interests.

An honest man is open and poised, and villains often sympathize with each other. -Confucius The Analects of Confucius

A gentleman is open-minded and calm. Little people haggle over every ounce.

5. People who love others will always love others; People who respect others will always respect others. -"Mencius Li Lou"

People who love others will always love others; People who respect others will always be respected by others.

6. Be good as water and have virtue. Laozi

The highest state of good deeds, like the nature of water, is greedy and does not strive for fame and fortune.

Idiom: Clever, narrow-minded, vengeful and selfish.

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Interpretation: Rubin and Thai baht: both were very small units of weight in ancient times. Described as stingy, he must care about money. It is also a metaphor for being narrow-minded and caring about small things.

Source: Song Chen Wenwei's Collection of Chen Kezhai: "Mr. is implicit; See you at work; Weigh; Must be compared. "

2. narrow-minded [x and n xi don't ng xi

Interpretation: I can't hold anything in my heart, I am extremely self-centered and selfish. I only have myself in my heart, and no one else can appear. Narrow-minded, fond of holding grudges, unwilling to forgive others easily.

Source: Ming? Shi Naian's "Outlaws of the Marsh" returns to the twentieth time: "Today, many heroes gather here, arguing that Wang Lun is narrow-minded, jealous of talents and unreasonable, so he merged with this fellow, and it is not Lin Chong who wants this person."

You must submit your complaint.

Interpretation: Staring when angry refers to the smallest hatred. Even the smallest resentment, such as a wink, should be retaliated. Metaphor is extremely narrow-minded.

Source: Historical Records Biography of Fan Sui and Cai Ze: "The virtue of a meal will be rewarded, and the resentment of a meal will be rewarded."

4. Selfishness [ancestors and ancestors]

Interpretation: Selfishness is very heavy, only for personal interests.

Source: Biography of the Book of Jin Penny: "The connection of troubles must be out of selfishness, but it is based on desire."

4. Ironically, the scheming classical Chinese has been stationed in the army for a long time and wanted to join the army, but Ma Chao refused; Want to retreat, but also afraid of being laughed at by Shu soldiers, hesitant. Suitable for officials (1) to eat chicken soup. Cao Cao felt pregnant when he saw chicken ribs in the bowl. Is thoughtfully, Xia Houdun ② enter an item in an account ③, please night slogan. Cao Cao casually said, "Chicken ribs! Chicken ribs! " Officials are called "chicken ribs".

March main book (4) Yang Xiu saw the word "chicken ribs" and taught the accompanying soldiers to pack their bags and prepare for their return trip. Someone told Xia Houdun. Surprised, he sent Yang Xiu to his account and asked, "Why did you pack your things?" Xiu said, "It will be announced tonight that Wang Wei is withdrawing his troops: chicken ribs have no meat to eat, so we should discard them. If you can't win today, it's no use returning it, for fear of being laughed at. It is better to return as early as possible, and Wang Wei will definitely move troops in the future. So pack your bags first, so as not to panic when you leave. " Xia Houdun said, "You really know Wang Wei's heart!" So I packed my bags. So all the generals in the village are ready to return to the plan.

That night, Cao Cao was flustered and couldn't sleep well, so he took a steel axe and walked around the village privately. See Xia Houdun village sergeant, all ready to pack up. Cao Cao was frightened and hurried back to his account to ask him why. Yan said, "Master Book Yang Dezu ⑦ Prophet Wang wants to return." Cao Cao called Yang Xiu to ask him and discuss the matter. Cao Cao was furious and said, "How dare you disturb our army with your words!" Those who drink knives and axes will be pushed out to cut them, and their heads will be outside Yuanmen. It turned out that Yang Xiu was arrogant and committed several taboos against Cao Cao: Cao Cao tried to build a garden; Because, fuck it, don't praise or criticize, pick up a pen and write the word "live" on the door and leave. Nobody knows what this means. Xiu said, "Adding movable type on the door is also a wide type. Prime minister? I suspect that the garden is wide-eared. " So let's put a wall around it and transform it. Please watch. Cao Cao was overjoyed and asked, "Who knows what I want?" The left and right said, "Yang Xiu also." Although Cao Cao is called beautiful, he is very jealous at heart.

Another day, Saibei sent a box of cakes. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box and put it on the desk. When you see it, share it with the public with a spoon. . When Cao Cao asked him why, he replied, "The books on the box are fragile. How dare you disobey the orders of the Prime Minister? " Cao Cao likes to laugh, but he hates it in his heart.

Cao Cao was afraid that people would secretly murder himself, and often gave money everywhere: "I like to kill people in my dreams;" Don't come near me when I am asleep. " One day, in the tent where I slept during the day, it fell to the ground and was covered by a waiter. Cao Cao jumped up, drew his sword, cut it, and went to bed again. Get up for a long time, pretend? He asked in surprise, "Who killed my footman?" We are sincere to each other. Fuck, have a good cry and give it a heavy burial. Everyone thinks that killing people in their dreams; Only Xiu knew what it meant, and when she was buried, she pointed and sighed: "The Prime Minister is not in a dream, but you are in a dream!" Fuck it. It's worse.

5. There are some inspiring ancient famous sayings in China: If a young man wants to live successfully, he must learn to stand on his own feet, remove the obstacles lying in ambush everywhere, educate him at home, and let him have a recognized independent personality. Dale Carnegie

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent diligence. Edison

Diligence is the mother of good luck. Franklin

Struggle is the father of everything. -Tao Xingzhi

Struggle is something that human beings have been doing every day since. -Sun Yat-sen

Genius is the power of hard work. Dwight

There is no double diligence, neither talent nor genius. Mendeleev

As the old saying goes: aim high. -Zhuge Liang

Nothing can be done in the world without will. —— Wang Yangming

Forget food when you are struggling, and forget troubles when you are happy. -Confucius >

Diligence is like a seedling sprouting in spring. If you don't see its increase, you will be stronger every day. Dropping out of school is like a grindstone: if you don't see it, you will lose it every day. -Yuan Tao Yuanming

This is a night for men to study. Black hair doesn't know how to study early, but white hair destroys it. -Yan Zhenqing

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. -Lao Dan (Lao Zi)

Diligence is good at diligence, barren is good at playing; Doing things in thought; Destroy with ... -Han Yu

I was not born to know, but I am also eager to know. -Confucius

6. What are the original classical Chinese texts that satirize human nature?

Nowadays, husband and wife admire each other in Curie Lane, and wine and food games compete with each other. They laughed, shook hands, showed off their lungs and livers, pointed to the tears in the sky, and vowed to live and die. If it is true; Once you have a small interest, it's like hair, if you don't know it. If you fall into the trap, you will be rescued by different hands, pushed back and hit the stone again. This is suitable for animals to do things that Yidi can't bear, while people think they can do it. -Han Yu's Epitaph of Liu Zihou

Translation:

Today, some people in the neighborhood admire each other and please each other. Some people often eat, drink, talk big, smile as much as possible, express their willingness to live under each other, shake hands and make peace, show each other the shape of their liver and lungs, cry at the sky, and swear that no one will abandon their friends regardless of life or death, which is as credible as truth. Once you encounter a small conflict of interest, as small as a hair, you will turn your face and deny people. When a friend falls into a trap, he won't reach out to save him. Instead, he will take the opportunity to push him and throw stones down. There are such people everywhere! This should be something that even those animals and savages can't bear to do, but those people think they have a way.