Who can give me some sentences that don't swear?

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

Look at you, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum and animals, and according to my observation, you must have been short of calcium since childhood, but when you grew up, your grandmother didn't hurt, and your uncle didn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "

Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Descendants of Africans who fuck black pigs, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

Raw materials necessary to destroy the universe, even orcs despise your orcs,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to kill yourself, only someone will persuade you? What is the best way to eliminate fat?

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 Only if you have never done anything good in your life will you know you, and even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough! !

Call names on ancestors: is your ancestral grave feng shui bad?

2. Abuse your parents: Did your parents give you all the worst genetic factors?

3. Swearing at your brothers and sisters: Were you deformed by your brothers and sisters when you were born?

4. Abuse your friend: Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf?

5. Before swearing: You must have been a stumbling block in your last life, otherwise how could you be reincarnated like you?

6. Do you want to go to heaven or hell? I think you can go to 16 hell at most.

7. Swearing looks like an example: I look like Ma Jiajue, and I dare not provoke you.

8, swearing defects: look at your small eyes, the microscope can not see clearly.

9. Example of the quality of swearing: Where you go, flies follow, and they are all smoked by your quality.

10. Bad example: Don't worry, you can't get to the place yourself, and you have to trouble the sanitation workers.

I have to tell you that I am better than you in all aspects, but my eyes are not as good as yours, otherwise I wouldn't have taken a fancy to a bird like you. ...

You are a toad, a bug, and then you have a turtle, three generations of things without eyebrows.

My friend, you are too interfering with the signal.

I think you hate the back in front of you.

Cover your face like a star.

You look like a rock singer.

Your father is your mother's second brother.

You are an abstract collection.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort

The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. If anyone touches my brother, I will strip his clothes!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays me.

My guest, please respect yourself. Little girls only sell themselves, not technology.

Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, there is always some!

People don't waste their youth.

Children should be in charge and young trees should be cut down.

* Get along well before marriage

* The house leaks when it rains all night, which greatly increases the appetite in good years. Drinking some cold water will plug your teeth and fart and hit your heels.

Put all your eggs in one basket. Make up your mind to live or die.

* Limited deposits, unlimited investment in the stock market.

* I sprained my ankle, flashed my waist, and stuck a big gold bag in the back of my head.

* Drink two bowls of bean curd with Bill Gay.

* Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, goblins and goblins will appear soon, and the heavenly soldiers will invite me. The heavenly queen is in a hurry. Please come to Tathagata, the Monkey King, Maggie Cheung, Nicholas Tse, Swallow and Ling Huchong.

* Work overtime every night, plus one overtime the next day.

* Dick's brother, Dick's parents, Dick's in-laws, Dick's sister, Dick's uncle's neighbor.

* This morning in spring, I woke up easily, and sexual harassment was everywhere.

* Dogs eat dog hair.

* 30 waves and 40 waves, 50 waves are at the top of the waves, 60 waves push the waves ahead, and 70 waves will beat the waves.

* Don't take the village head as a cadre, and don't take the mother-in-law as a mother.

* I'm sorry, please forgive me, it will be the same next time.

* How many cells scared me to death

* We are blown away, and there is no extra money here.

* People are floating in the Jianghu, how can they not be stabbed?

* Go your own way and talk about others.

Old ladies with little feet play football-absolutely cutting edge.

* Have a look, have a look, xxxx is on sale. Open and enliven, xxxx is on sale. It's the Spring Festival, and it's a holiday. Xxxx is for sale. It's bleeding. Buy quickly, choose quickly, you can't buy a department store. On-site charity sale is a big reward, and xx offers love to the disaster area.

* You have eyes on your ass? Xx's eyes are obviously a small one.

Who do you call an intellectual?

* I don't have to pee to know what I look like

Dogs have horns-this is entirely a foreign matter.

* Why is it still the kicking industry?

No one has died since ancient times, so I took Dan Xin to soak in alcohol.

* Marry a chicken with a chicken, a dog with a dog, and a donkey all over the mountain.

* It is better to be widowed and happy than to be bitter in the mouth and blocked in the heart.

There are so many people here today except all the empty seats.

* Let youth hit the waist again.

* Two love birds with the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

* I am willing to cut myself to get rid of the emperor.

* Dogs with pigs, confused.

* Who is so close to people except dogs?

The bull's nose has no ring-it can't be taken away.

* I have angina pectoris after listening to you. My sister's tears intoxicated me, and my brother's heart broke when he rubbed it. Even if you forget me, you can't be sorry.

* As long as there is affection, youth can be dedicated to the old lady.

* Hypertension, hyperlipidemia and low income. Performance is not outstanding, political achievements are not outstanding, and the waist is outstanding. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, all prostatitis.

* A loud garlic makes a brain. Some people eat, but no one digs.

* Auntie can bear it, but Uncle can't.

* Don't steal, rob, oppose the people and the Party.

* The more I look at you, the more insidious you are, just like Taiwan independence.

A dog's stomach can't hold two ounces of sesame oil.

* Ten people, eight yellow, two perverts. Ten people, eight evils, two false clean. Ten people, eight people and two others are hungry.

* Making money effortlessly, tired of eating delicacies, walking without touching the ground, excessive hormone secretion and ineffective anti-corruption.

* A wife is like tea. The more you drink, the weaker it gets. Lovers are like wine, the more you drink, the more you drink. Wife is the main theme, and lover is a romantic drama. The wife is a domestic feature film and the lover is a pirated VCD. Without a mistress around a man, a good tree grows white. Men don't keep canaries. They have nothing in the world. There are no pheasants around men, either without money or with kidney deficiency.

* Eat and drink with me and call me Big Brother. Find a rich man and make up your mind to make a lot of money.

* A pervert in human skin, a rogue in plain clothes, and a * * * madman.

* It's your Tang Priest who got the scriptures, and it's my grandson's monkey who got into trouble. When I look in the mirror, I am not alone. I am a hard-working and loyal sand monk. Do you really think I'm white?

* There are difficulties to overcome and no difficulties to create.

* There is no end to the effort. One day is equal to 20 years, not to mention six o'clock in the evening. What's the difficulty at six in the morning?

* How senior, how great contribution, how high level, how hard background.

The police arrested his father-business as usual.

* The wall fell and everyone pushed it, and the drums broke the chaos.

A fly, though small, is also a piece of meat.

* You can't blame society for pointing fingers, and you can't blame the government for the hard life.

* Little House Finch wants to beat an old thief, regardless of who I am.

* Don't treat bean curd as improper dry food.

* Get up earlier than chickens, eat worse than pigs and do more than donkeys.

* Oil shuttle is a short training.

A proud civet cat is as fierce as a tiger, and a lonely chicken is not as good as a chicken.

* Standing is not shorter than people, sitting is not shorter than people, lying is not shorter than people, and eating is not less than people.

Too many lice don't itch, too many debts don't worry.

* My eyes are lame, and I am mistaken.

* Professor by day, beast by night.

* There is a big wallet on the ground. You can't even bow.

* Youth is gone, property is less, status is small, and wife has run away.

* Don't smoke, drink or touch when dancing.

* gaunt face, a face of the old society.

* feather toad-posing as a foreign bird.

* Toad backwards-pretending to be a local leader.

A toad with an antenna is a treasure in the palm of your hand.

* Toad on the road-you're still swishing around in a jeep.

* Children don't sleep-lack of leisure.

Lazy donkeys are not addictive-they don't smoke.

* pour salted duck eggs-owe to dig

* weeds in the garden-short hug (lou 1)

* You move potatoes for me at once-roll the ball.

* Dogs open curtains-all with one mouth.

A wolf who can't bear to be trapped by a child can't find a rogue if he doesn't come by himself.

* It is better to be widowed and happy than to be stuffed in your heart and bitter in your mouth.

* pants pocket fart-the whole two bifurcation

* It's all my fault, plus the moon's fault

* Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but pervert in silence.

* The media don't media, eat two or three times.

* Give you a two-word folk saying: You deserve it! Send you two Buddhist terms: retribution!

Dog meat can't be served, and mud can't help the wall.

* I also hope that the donkey will grind and don't let the donkey eat grass.

* It's not that dung beetles is afraid of dung, nor that I'm afraid of death. . .

It's awesome, it's awesome, it's unparalleled.

* Nothing can be done, there is nothing left to eat.

* If you don't pay, your ass will face north.

Small sparrows lay big goose eggs-your breath is not small.

* I was hugged by a fool when I was a child

When mom and dad get married, everyone cares about themselves.

* You look at me with swollen eyes-you look too blurred.

* There are thousands of children in China. If this one doesn't work, we'll change it.

There is no one-way street in love, no matter how long or short you are.

There is a lot of grass in the sea, except for singing birds.

* The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

* There is grass on the roadside, and the big mouth is a donkey.

* Beard on the palm-veteran

* Playing lanterns naked-make a fool of yourself

How can you find a gap, maggot?

A mad dog wears a hoop-turn around and bite.

* Ten cans of vinegar soak a cucumber-it can be sour.

Weakly speaking, horses can't do it.