A sketch about the impact of technology on life

Desert Island Survival

Third Prize in the 1998 Shanghai Youth Golden Key Science and Technology Competition Team Competition

Author: Liu Jiawei

Characters: Dalu——Chemical expert

Abin——Ichthyologist

Xiaosun——Electrologist

Location ：Desolate Island

The curtain opens: [Dalu, Abin is giving medicine to Xiaosun. ]

Bin: Is that possible? Daru, your medicine seems to be a fake and shoddy product.

Lu: I say ichthyologists, don’t say unfounded things. Where is this place, a deserted island in the vast Pacific Ocean? Where do you ask me to find cephalosporin, Sanjiu Weitai, and Compound Dacnin? Don’t forget that I am a famous chemical expert. Corals are a special type of coelenterate. , this island is full of limestone skeletons secreted by them. Grinding these limestone skeletons into powder, plus a certain amount of reed, became my "Powder No. 1", which has the special ability to revive the dead. Efficacy. It is a gift for relatives and friends, and a must-have medicine for home and travel!

Bin: (suspiciously) But Xiaosun didn’t wake up?

Lu: Oh, there must be a process!

Bing: Hey, we were really unlucky. We boarded the "Titanic", encountered a shipwreck, and drifted to this desert island. I don't know which country we smuggled into. My surname is Bin, your surname is Lu, and his surname is Sun. When the three surnames come together, they happen to be "Robin Sun", and they are destined to make a living on a desert island.

Lu: With my great genius here, you will not die of thirst. These shoes are filled with sea water. Can you drink it? cannot. But as long as the magical "Powder No. 2"...

Bin: "Powder No. 2" is actually silver sand...

Lu: The secret must not be leaked: as long as these treasures are Put it in seawater, neutralize the salt, desalinate the seawater, and generate new minerals, (singing) "More minerals, more health"!

Bin: As long as I’m here, you won’t be able to starve to death. As soon as I sang, the fish came. (Sing,... come the fish). You are too cruel! Picking up fish is like Sakuragi Hanamichi. Hey, the fish is so pitiful. You can't eat vegetarian vegetables. There are kelp, seaweed, and seaweed. They are all available. They are also good for beauty, refreshing and refreshing, and not tight!

Sun: Water...water...

Lu: Xiao Sun wakes up! Xiao Sun wakes up, how about "Powder No. 1", believe me, it's true!

Sun: Ah! What is this place? So beautiful!

Lu: Computer expert, this is a desert island!

Sun: Desert island? It’s over! I still have an academic report to give in Mexico, but it’s going to be ruined now!

Bin: It’s good to be alive today. All thanks to Daru, you fainted as soon as you fell into the sea, and he revived you with coral.

Lu: We are all in the same boat, and we also relied on Abin to use magic to attract the fish.

Bin: It is the voice control method.

Sun: It would be nice to have a boat here. Blue sky, white sails...

Lu: (singing) "Oh, forget it." Don't dream. Abin has asked the fish a long time ago. It's far away from the channel!

Sun: What kind of fish is not small, but also fast!

Lu: It’s a dolphin.

Bin: Dolphins are not fish.

Sun: It would be great if dolphins could carry us to land.

Bin: I have tamed many dolphins, but their IQs are not that high.

Sun: As long as you call it, I have a solution.

Lu: The computer expert has a virus in his brain.

Sun: Leave it alone. Abin, call the dolphin.

Bin: (walked to the shore and sang underwater) "Deep Ocean..."

Lu: Do dolphins understand Yugoslav folk songs?

Bing: The dolphins here are immigrants.

Sun: Ah, they are coming, they are coming, you are so smart!

Lu: This is not a daydream!

Sun: Look at me! This is the tiny computer I carry with me. Put it on the dolphin's head, input commands, and transmit them to the dolphin's cerebral cortex through electromagnetic waves, and you can tell it to do whatever it wants!

Bin: The dolphin’s back is slippery, so you can’t sit on it?

Lu: You have to look at me at critical moments. A new anti-slip agent, a collaboration of clay and guano: "Powder No. 3" makes its debut!

Bin: Disgusting... ,

Lu: Look, can’t you just sit down?

Bin: Quickly attach the microcomputer.

Sun: We are finally saved! Go to Mexico!

[Three people riding dolphins]

Qi: Goodbye, desert island!