Are there any super funny scripts suitable for college students? Wretched but healthy! Better have more people involved! It is best to adapt famous works!

Whelan (serious and disdainful): Li Dazui, you can't marry me without 2200 sycees! (turning around)

Big mouth (trying to chase, but people can't go far): Whelan, Whelan, and so on. ...

Qi Mu

Scene 1: Early morning. At Tongfu Inn. Scholars use computers to settle accounts, while Guo sweeps the floor with a broom.

Scholar (shaking his head while clicking the mouse): It's strange that there are computers in the world. With a click of the mouse, you don't have to worry about making ends meet. (cheering and jumping)

Xiaomi (walks into the inn with a newspaper in his hand): Jianghu tabloid, the number one news!

Mouth (hearing, running out): What? What's new here?

Xiaomi (walks out of the inn with a big mouth and reads the newspaper): Sweeping Xiliang River and Qixia Town, this online game is not typical compared with bird flu-Wulin rumor, and the public beta is started.

Big mouth (with a disdainful face): God, what was I thinking, just a broken game?

Xiaoguo (sweeping over and pointing to Xiaomi): Left foot, right foot, stick!

Xiaomi (grinning): Gee, beggars have dignity. They don't want to make money!

Mouth (turning around and chasing out): How can the game make money?

Xiaomi (Mysterious Approaching): According to reliable sources, the online game "Legend of Wulin" will be held in the whole country in 30 days, and the preliminary contest will be held in Qixia Town. If you win the prize in the final, that's the bonus! (Put up two fingers)

Mouth: Twenty taels?

Xiaomi: Two thousand two hundred!

Mouth (empty): Mom (stare blankly), if I have two thousand and two hundred pieces of silver, I can marry Whelan ... I, I'm going to practice! (Running downward)

Millet (breaking the bowl)

Scene 2: In the morning. In the inn. The scholar and Guo love each other very much. Mouth learns to touch the computer at the counter.

Scholar: Fu Mei ...

Guo: Brother Hou. ...

Scholar: Fu Mei ...

Mouth: Scholar, let me play with your computer!

The scholar didn't hear, and continued to dawdle with Guo. Mouth took the computer and began to play games. Laobai came back from the outside.

Laobai (standing behind his big mouth): What are you staring at? Looking at beautiful women?

Mouth: Want to see beautiful women use this? Just look at my Whelan directly.

Laobai: What the hell is this?

Mouth: I'm playing a game here, Wulin Legend.

Laobai (spits out a mouthful of water): Oh, my God, there are online games besides Wulin? !

At this point, Yu Xiang went downstairs and saw Guo Hexiu.

Yu Xiang: Let's get started!

Guo: Really, people have just had a rest!

Guo went to the table and saw Dazui using the computer. He went over curiously (looking around).

Guo: Huh? Mouth, what are you playing?

Big mouth: Legend of Wulin.

Guo: Shall I turn around? (Results come out)

Mouth: What do you hear? Let me break out in a cold sweat! It's a rumor from Wulin!

Xiao Guo (indignant): Turn outside and turn outside! What are you yelling about? (Go away)

Scene 3: At noon. In the inn.

Yu Xiang: Show me the accounts of these two days, scholar.

Scholar: Accounting, the so-called accounting, Zi once said. ...

Yu Xiang: Stop it and pay the bill!

Scholar (nervously pointing to the room): manned … computer … big mouth … online games … account …

Yu Xiang: Are you sure it must be? ...

Guo: I'm sure.

Scholar: I don't deny veto and negation.

Xiang Yu came into the room, followed by scholar Guo. The mouth is fighting.

Scholar (whispering): big mouth ...

Big mouth (impatient): Say something quickly and put it away quickly.

Scholar: Manned ... (Then get out of the way)

Yu Xiang: Li Dazui, do you still want us to eat?

Mouth: Wait a minute, boss. I will upgrade soon.

Yu Xiang (angrily): Raw chicken? And ducks?

Then Lao Bai came in.

Guo: Oh, boss, just let Dazui play for a while. You see, it's 2 1 century, and the train has been changed to the initial d, so it's not allowed to chat with MM online?

Yu Xiang (staring at Xiao Guo): Xiao Guo, sweep the floor!

Lao Xingjin.

Lao Xing: How is everyone? (See big mouth motionless) What happened to this big mouth today? Why are you tired of not moving? Affect the city. Wow, my God, it won't be to make the old white point.

Yu Xiang: Zhantang, when did you order him?

Laobai: I didn't order him at any time.

At this time, only the mouse sound of "Carden Carden" was heard. A group of people looked at each other.

Lao Xing: Murderous.

Laobai: Is it the legendary "construction from a distance"?

Yu Xiang: There is no third person except your mother and Gongsun Wulong. Gongsun Wulong died, and your mother is far away in Beijing. What's going on here?

Guo (trembling): Isn't this the ghost of Gongsun Wulong who came to seek revenge? ...

Scholar: Don't be afraid of Fu Mei, I will protect you. ...

Lao Xing (bright knife, guests run away): Who's here? Give me a name first, give me a reason to exist!

Yu Xiang (Chasing): Silver ~ ~ ~

Mouth: Are those two holes in your head for venting? Isn't that the voice of a mouse?

Everyone realized. Relieved in succession.

Yu Xiang (throwing a rag at his mouth): Li Dazui, are you finished? You haven't cooked for a day, so this shop can't open? Don't be a tiger. Think of me as HELLOKITTY!

Shut up. A blank face.

Guo: Hungry, hungry, hungry!

Laobai, Scholar and Xiaoguo (led by Laobai and accompanied by Scholar Xiaoguo): Sang Kang Amitabha Music ~ ~ ~ (ring finger) holds Wowotou ~ ~ Wowotou ~ ~ There is not a drop of oil in the dish ~ ~ ~

Scene 4: Early morning. People are discussing in the kitchen. Form a circle.

Yu Xiang: Mouth can't go on like this. Let us know what we can do. If it works, we can add one or two yuan a month.

Guo: Really?

Yu Xiang: If the method doesn't work, you'll get two taels and knock on the toilet for a week.

At this time, no one can compare with you, Lao Xing and Xiao Liu.

Yu Xiang (want to cry): Lao Xing, Xiao Liu, peerless ~ ~ ~

Lao Xing (holding Yu Xiang): Where is the scene? Where is the body? Witness, material evidence, temporary residence permit? !

Wu Shuang (hands up): Boss, I have an idea. It works!

Lao Xing (gesturing): I like you!

No one can enter the room like you. I saw a big mouth playing and pouring water from a pot.

Wu Shuang (immediately holding down his big mouth): Let me do it! (After pouring water, pass it to your big mouth and drink it with your big mouth to continue)

Wu Shuang: Brother Mouth, look at your clothes. Let me mend them for you. (Pull your clothes, pull your big mouth back)

Wu Shuang: Brother Mouth, after two days and two nights, are you hungry? I'll heat some steamed buns for you! Give the steamed stuffed bun to the big mouth, and the big mouth will chew it. Go ahead. One like you ignores her with his mouth open and tears in his eyes)

Mouth (looking up): Go if you have nothing to do. Don't delay me playing games.

One like you threw down the bowl and left.

Mouth: Jianghu doesn't believe in tears.

Lao Xing Xiaoliu entered the room.

Liu: Who dares to bully Wu Shuang? Wu Shuang is the head catcher!

Lao Xing: Look at you now. Are you right about your father and mother? Are you right about whether the Young Pioneers organize large-scale production parties or state-owned pig farms?

Liu: Where are you from? How many people in the family have acres of land and cows? Say ~ ~ ~ Say it (big mouth does not reflect, Xiao Liu draws his sword) Take care of my seventh uncle and third niece! (Wrap the knife rest around the mouth's neck)

Mouth: Cut if you can. Come on, cut it if you dare.

Xiaoliu (dancing wildly with a knife): Ow ~ ~ ~ Master, my finger is broken. ...

Small six eyes dizzy, dizzy blood, Lao Xing dragged small six out.

The scholar came into the room. Sit next to your big mouth.

Scholar: Confucius once said: wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent. Toby, this is a problem. Life is the most precious thing for people, and there is only one life. ...

Mouth: As far as your mind is concerned, you can go! (Kicking, the scholar climbs out with rolling belt)

Guo walked into the room.

Guo: Hey, hey, sir, what are you doing? Look at you kicking Brother Hou like this. You are black and blue, squint, backache, cramp in your legs, tired from walking and sweating. Do you still have humanity?

Mouth (nunchakus): I'll open the second pulse of Ren Du!

Guo: Li Dazui-avalanche!

Big mouth (holding a black iron kitchen knife): Guo Furong-

Guo: Hi Luo Hi Luo Hi ~ ~ ~

Keep your mouth open, Guo. Keep your head down.

Guo: Lao Bai, Lao Bai, Lao Bai!

Laobai came into the room.

Laobai: What are you doing? Put the knife down! Big mouth, I eat more salt than you eat!

Mouth: That's your mouth.

Laobai: I have crossed more bridges than you have!

Mouth: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

Lao Bai (singing): How can I blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom. ...

Mouth: Laobai, you still understand me!

Yu Xiang (throwing a rag and crying): Hungry God, this shop can't be opened!

Scholar: ONETWOTHREEACTION!

Yu Xiang: I shouldn't have married in this place in the first place. Hungry husband can't die unless he marries in this place. Hungry husband will not die or be hungry and will not fall into such a miserable situation. ...

Scene 5: Afternoon. In the house. Beckham fought back.

Beckham: Uncle Mouth, you still owe me a string of Sugar-Coated Berry!

Mouth: Beckham will play by himself first and buy it for you when his uncle is free.

Beckham: How long have you owed me? You know nothing about computers. What are you pretending? Scholars' parents have white hair!

Mouth: Kid, can't you see Uncle Mouth playing online games here?

Beckham: You're still a rookie. I just read Xiaomi's Jianghu tabloid. With Pinggu Xiaohong and Taishan Shi Gandang here, they will definitely not get the bonus. Buy me candied haws quickly! (Unplug the power)

Mouth: Hey, poor boy!

Beckham: I want Sugar-Coated Berry!

Mouth: Pull over! Pull over. I tried to plug in the power supply, but when I raised my hand, I knocked down the chair and it hit Beckham. )

Beckham: Sister-in-law bullied me with her big mouth ~ ~ ~

When Xiang Yu heard the news, Beckham fell to the ground.

Beckham: (howling) Sister-in-law ~ ~ (Seriously) I asked Uncle Mouth for candied haws, but he ignored me. He hit me with a chair when I unplugged the computer, and my arm hurt ~ ~ ~ ~ (howling) Sister-in-law ~ ~ ~

Yu Xiang: Li Dazui! How dare you slander Beckham for a stupid game!

Mouth: Boss, I'm not. ...

Yu Xiang: What is not! Excuses, excuses, excuses, stealing concepts! From today, deduct three months' money, cancel the May Day holiday, and Beckham's pocket money for medical expenses will be paid by you!

Mouth: Bay, Uncle didn't mean it. He just wants to earn 2200 taels of silver!

Laobai: Mouth, you got up early to play online games. You are exhausted. There is no need to fry 2200 taels of silver. Where can you find it? Do you think you can marry me like this?

Xiaomi (tabloid): Jianghu tabloid, the number one news. Due to the poor management of the Wulin rumor, the stock drop game was cancelled, and the Jianghu people changed to play Warcraft. After 30 days, the national PK, the bonus is 22,000 yuan!

Mouth (stunned, dizzy, holding a kitchen knife): manned, I'd better cook.

POSS, curtain call

Curtain falls