Brain teasers for short funny jokes

What is the coldest joke you have ever heard? Come with me and take a look at these. Have you ever seen them? The following is a short joke idea that I have prepared for everyone. Sharp turn, I hope you all like it!

Short and cold jokes and brain teasers are popular

1. Uncle Wang has a good dog, but he never bathes the dog. Why does the dog still Can't get fleas? Answer: Dogs can't get fleas

2. The clock strikes thirteen, what should I do now? Answer: Repair the clock

3. Rui Rui can easily fill an upside-down cup with water without using anything to block the mouth of the bottle. How does he do it? Answer: Place the cup upside down in a basin filled with water.

4. What water can never be used up? Answer: saliva

5. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: mosquitoes

6. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, Why do you still look at your classmates frequently? Answer: Because Xiao Ming is a young teacher.

7. Who is the person who only works one day a year and never has to worry about being fired? Answer: Santa Claus.

8. A cart pusher and a burden bearer need to cross a single-plank bridge at the same time. One is going south and the other is going north. Is there any way for them to cross at the same time? Answer: To go south, go north, and go north. Also go north and cross the bridge at the same time.

9. A man committed suicide by jumping from a fifty-meter-high building. He fell heavily to the ground. Why was he not killed? Answer: He jumped into the house

10. Why does a person often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety device? Answer: Diver.

11. Why can't a frog swim in water as well as a dog? Answer: Because breaststroke is prohibited in competitions.

12. An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up her seat? Answer: There was room on the bus.

13. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right and makes three circles on the same spot, then turns back and makes three circles on the same spot, and then turns right again. Where is its tail facing at this time? Answer: toward the ground.

14. There is a girl who doesn’t need to take a shower or change clothes, but her clothes are the most expensive in the world. Who is she? Answer: She is the Statue of Liberty

15. There is a kind of cloth that is very long, wide and beautiful. Even if no one uses it to make clothes, it is impossible to make clothes. Why? Answer: Waterfall

Short jokes and brain teasers to share

1. Which word can never be written well? Answer: "bad"

2. What can be used to solve all the riddles? Answer: riddle

3. There is a car full of If a cargo truck has one person pushing it in front and one person pulling it behind, can the truck still move forward? Answer: Possibly, when the truck is going downhill.

4. When several objects of the same size and shape are placed side by side, is it possible that objects that are closer to you will appear smaller, and objects that are farther away will appear larger? Answer: If you use a mirror to reflect, it will appear This situation

5. What can only be added but not subtracted? Answer: Age

6. Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape, why is there no Where's the sound? Answer: Because there's a power outage.

7. What kind of cake cannot be eaten? Answer: Discus

8. What has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? Answer: Daily newspaper

9. Zoo The elephant died, why did the elephant manager cry so sadly? Answer: He thought of digging such a big hole, so he...

10. One person eats one serving of fast food. 1 serving, one person eats 2 servings of fast food and 2 servings less. How many people and how many servings of fast food are there? Answer: three people and four servings of fast food

11. Xiao Ming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why? His girlfriend only received one letter. Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one for each one.

12. Which country has the largest population in the world? Answer: United Nations

13. When there is a power outage, why can we watch TV with candles? Answer: We can’t watch TV programs, but we can watch TV

14. 5 is bigger than 0, 0 is bigger than 2, and 2 is bigger than 5 big. Do you know what is going on? Answer: This is a game of "scissors, rock, paper". When you make a fist, it is 0, scissors?

15. It is always when the tongue is faster than the mind What is the feeling? Answer: Stupid

16. When will the sun rise in the west? Answer: When the sun rises when you look in the mirror.

17. Which kind of bamboo does not grow in the soil? Answer: Firecrackers

18. There is a single-plank bridge with a load of 80 kilograms. How can a single-plank bridge weigh 70 kilograms and carry two weights? How can a person with a 10-kg iron ball pass on a bridge? Answer: Bounce the ball

19. What is the first thing a person does when he wakes up in the morning? Answer: Open his eyes

20. The King Cobra is a very ferocious venomous snake, but no matter how it is provoked, it does not bite. Why? Answer: Because it is in a dense forest without people

21. Whose in the world is it? The biggest belly? Answer: Prime Minister

22. Which company has much more personnel than the average company? Answer: Dalian

23. What is the difference between crying and laughing? Where? Answer: Both are 10 strokes

24. Under what circumstances does 3 1 = 5? Answer: When the calculation is wrong

25. On a dark and windy night, Xiao Ming met a ghost, and the ghost ran away. Why? Answer: Coward

26. Xiao Jun and Xiao Ming are neighbors, in the same building, in the same class, and at the same desk. They go to school together every day. But, one turns left when going out, and the other turns right when going out, why? Answer: They are neighbors across the door

27. When did a father act like a child? Answer: In front of grandpa

28. What does the mainland of China produce? Answer: Jade, the middle of the word "国" is "玉"

29. Why does the roof of my neighbor Lao Li's house sometimes leak and sometimes not? Answer: Because It leaks on rainy days, but not on sunny days.

30. What is the best way to hit something that is both effortless and comfortable? Answer: dozing off

Sharing of funny jokes

1. Take art class, teacher Let the painting draw a self-portrait. I saw a male classmate sitting next to me bringing a compass. I was curious and asked: What do you use this compass for? The classmate replied: It is used for drawing faces.

2. What boring behaviors do you do when you are alone at home on weekends? 1. Go to the toilet without closing the door 2. Run naked 3. Plunge into bed from time to time 4. Talk to yourself 5. Sing at the top of your lungs 6. Eat instant noodles or other convenient food 7. Throw rubbish everywhere, or throw it directly on the table. Dig out all the clothes in the closet and try them on. 8. Keep looking in the mirror or staring at it in a daze. 9. Go to bed without washing your face and feet. 10. Lying on the ground with your feet in the air. Pay attention to the ground. 11. Not eating or drinking. 12. Internet surfing all day long.

3. There is a baby lion. It does not eat meat but only eats vegetarian food when it is born. Its parents are very worried. As a result, one day they saw a lion cub chasing a rabbit, and their parents were very happy.

Then the lion cub grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrot!...

4. "Approaching Science", enter your uncle. There is an episode about a white radish that was planted and turned into a carrot in autumn. Experts from across the country brainstormed. Water, fertilizer, land type, air, weather, and even planting methods were investigated. Three episodes: upper, middle and lower. The final conclusion is that the guy planted the wrong seeds.

5. A young man from Hubei was working as a laborer at a construction site in Beijing. He accidentally chatted with the designer of an office building under construction. Unexpectedly, they all took the college entrance examination in 1992 and were exactly the same across the country. Regarding the exam questions, the migrant workers in Hubei got 515 in the exam and failed. The designer in Beijing got 497 in the exam and entered the University of Architecture and Engineering. N years later, the fate is so different!!!!

6. When I was in high school, I didn’t like my math teacher very much. In private, I called him “someone bt” and so-and-so was his last name. The math teacher had heard about it for a long time, but never took it to heart. One day, the teacher suddenly got excited and asked a classmate: "What does bt mean?" The poor kid, in a hurry, blurted out: "bt is the best teacher." The teacher walked away triumphantly... We love telling cold jokes

7. A certain company held a written test to recruit employees, reminding them that they must read the entire paper before taking it, and they must pass the test after completing it. However, this paper requires 100 questions to be answered in 30 minutes, which is not enough time at all, so people do it as soon as they get the paper without paying attention to the reminder, and in the end they fail to finish it. As a result, only one person passed the test. Others were surprised and asked him how he completed it. He said: Next to the last question in the paper, write "You only need to do this question"

8. I was reviewing the children's essays a few days ago. At that time, I saw the last three sentences written by this child, which are full of literary talent. I was stunned!! Children!! Do you want to be so literary?! The teacher can’t write such a sentence!!! . result. . I was petrified immediately!!!!~

9. On the bus, a junior high school girl walked towards the seat that had just been vacated. At this time, a child of about 10 years old pushed her away. The little girl almost fell down when she sat on it, but the child's mother saw it with her own eyes and didn't say anything. The little girl ignored him and continued to stand without letting her classmates scold them. I thought they were so kind. After two stops...

10. When I went home today, I opened the elevator door and found a 1.8-meter Simmons mattress lying across it. I wondered who threw the mattress in the elevator. Forgot to move it? As a result, two masters came from behind the mattress and asked weakly: "Little sister, can you help us press the button on the 9th floor? We are blocked and can't..." Speak, masters, you go in What were you thinking~~~We love telling bad jokes