Freshmen know about college life.

2. Rogue quality

Three. The openness. kiss

4. White-collar consumption

Verb (abbreviation for verb) sleepwalking in class

6. The popularity of truancy

7. Dinosaurization of girls

Eight. Dementia in boys

Nine. Lightning of love

X. specialization of make-up exam

Half is teasing, half is reminiscing ... The following 2 1 compulsory course, if you have experienced it, you will definitely smile ... If you are experiencing it, you must cherish the rare "good times" in your life.

Band 4: Maybe you got 59 points the first time and only 50 points the second time. By the third time, you already lack confidence! In fact, even if it goes well, it's not interesting. Maybe you are still afraid to talk to foreigners, or you can't understand an English news report at all!

Scholarship: It is certainly glorious to get a scholarship, but it is not necessarily a good thing to get it. A brother won a third-class scholarship and was forced to treat him. After a meal, I spent 4 10 yuan, and the third-class scholarship was for 400 yuan! Hehe, the dumb eat coptis, but they can't say what they are suffering from. Damn scholarship, don't let it be!

Dining room: When I first arrived in * *, I thought I would always find my love when I saw such a big dining room. Later, I found that I walked around the rice basin twice and still couldn't find food to swallow! I barely got something to coax my stomach, and left two caterpillars and three stones on the table after eating! This is our life!

Valentine's Day: Every boy's memory of Valentine's Day is a rose. How expensive! I really don't understand, are those roses better than the fish-flavored shredded pork in Sichuan restaurant? I remember that on Valentine's Day, I bought a bunch of roses for my girlfriend. The price was a 50 yuan. The smile on her face is so exaggerated. He gave me a dull hug in front of the whole class! Valentine's Day, a holiday when foreign devils want to harm people!

Qq number: It doesn't matter if you don't have a phone number, but you can't have a QQ number. Cough and beep echoed around the beam for three days, and netizens spread all over the country, even as far away as the other side of the earth, and communication changed from real society to virtual world. Sadly, we never take the initiative to say to the people around us, "Hello, can we talk?"

Starcraft: If you don't know Starcraft, you are either a girl or an idiot. The war between Terran, Zerg and Protoss lasted for four years. Everyone forgets to eat and sleep online. Every night when the power goes out, someone always comforts and says, "Go to sleep, and we will continue to play tomorrow!" " "Tomorrow, tomorrow, there will be starcraft?

Computer: When buying a computer, everyone has their own grand plan, learn programming, software and hardware, don't play games, and make good use of the network! In fact, the more people swear, the crazier they play behind. Look, which computer is not playing games, chatting online and watching DVD? Computer, except girlfriend's most time-consuming friend!

Lovelorn: When we broke up, she said, "I'm numb to you!" " "I replied," I hope you can find happiness! " "Before long, she had a new boyfriend, a self-taught student and a princeling. Later, I heard that she was dumped after being played. The last time I saw her was not long ago. She said she shouldn't break up with me. I smiled. Remembering knowing her, she lent me a copy of Young Werther. Looking at her distant back, I cried silently. ...

Long holidays: May Day and National Day, two rare long holidays. Go, go, go, go where you want to go. Xinjiang in the west, Shanghai in the east, Harbin in the north and Guangzhou in the south! A brother arrived in Hangzhou and made a phone call by the West Lake. We said, "You are so happy!" On the other end of the phone, he replied: "Behind happiness, there are countless silver lying in the wilderness and dying!" " "

Ball Games: Wait and wait, and finally wait until China qualify. Magic coach Milu! On the day of watching the ball game, everyone sat together and was happy or worried about the situation! The days of watching the ball have passed, and what remains in my heart are rare memories!

Bicycle: During my four years in college, I bought five bicycles, most of which were ridden for a year, and the least was only half a day! Brother thief who steals cars always has clever means to make your solid car lock vulnerable! The economics teacher gave an example to illustrate the balance between supply and demand. He said, "People can easily buy dirty cars because thieves can easily get them." The current bicycle market is basically in a state of balance between supply and demand! "Just like you can't buy a bike unless you drop it.

Lack of money: freshman is rich, sophomore is a little short. Poor junior to senior is getting worse every day! In fact, money has not decreased, but increased! Spending a sum on a girlfriend is another sum on a friend's party. Everything costs money, and you have to be poor!

Tutor: I remember the first time I went to tutor, my heart kept ringing like a tambourine. After doing it for the first time, my confidence doubled, which turned out to be a very easy thing. I usually play as usual, and when I need a tutor, I put on new clothes, like a teacher. In fact, I am like a teacher in front of my students. The teacher didn't dare to see me when I went back!

Part-time job: I went to copy advertisements for a company, and I was busy all afternoon until my back was sore and my limbs were weak. Then the supervisor said to me, "Here, this is your salary!" " "When I took it happily, I almost fainted, only a poor dollar and fifty cents! In my diary that day, I wrote the following sentence: Is my contribution really for the poor's one yuan and fifty cents? No, what I want is the process of getting it and the explosion at the center of this process!

Internship: I went to Shanghai for internship in my junior summer vacation, visited every day, and double Q every night! In addition, a student from Agricultural University went to the countryside of Hebei for an internship. Someone killed a sheep and stayed for half a month, and then it was over! Back in * *, the internship unit wrote: "These students are far from our requirements!" We just woke up suddenly. For three years, we have learned nothing.

"Send, entrust": People who want to go abroad are busy selling, taking classes in New Oriental, reciting TOEFL words, gre. Their schoolbags are always full of tapes and word books. Is it fashionable or necessary to go abroad?

Postgraduate entrance examination: In my senior year, I was the busiest graduate student, studying all night and attending graduate classes every day. Those who don't want to take the postgraduate entrance examination are busy with their own work, and when they find it, they begin to fall asleep every day. In fact, there are some people who are even more boring, that is, protecting researchers. I don't need to find a job, I don't need an exam, and I'm so bored that I actually played a game of catching mice in the dormitory!

Job hunting: I copied a lot of job hunting materials, took off my jeans and T-shirts, put on my suit awkwardly, and rushed to the job fair, hating that my certificate was not weighty enough and complaining that my parents were not prominent people. Hey, life is about to start. From condescending to signing a contract as long as there is a unit, my mind has suffered numerous blows and finally married myself! There is only one feeling, so tired and tired!

Party: It's time to say goodbye. Getting drunk is a common thing. The relationship that should end will end soon. What's the point of procrastination? The purpose of gathering is only for the coming separation. We broke up, will we meet again?

Leaving school: a notice was posted at the entrance of the building: graduates must leave school on time before 6 o'clock on a certain day * *! Scarlet characters tore everyone's hearts! This is obviously my dear alma mater kicking us out! I still remember the sign of welcoming new students when I entered the school, but now, we are leaving! Postgraduate entrance examination, work and go abroad.

10 years of cold window, through hardships, finally admitted to the university, a moment of pride, full of beautiful expectations for the university for four years. In a blink of an eye, it has been half a year since college life, only to find that the original ideal and the real college life are really very different.

Imagine: I will meet many knowledgeable teachers after I go to college. They will appreciate my talent, discuss academic issues with me, and praise me for my bright future.

Reality: I can't see whether the teacher has received a good education for the time being, and I dare not jump to conclusions. To be sure, so far no teacher can call my name, and of course no one has come to me for academic discussion. The situation that the teacher communicated with me was: "Students in black in X row, please answer this question."

Imagine: after I go to college, I will take part in the school football match and run freely on the court. I will easily win the championship and become an idol of countless mm.

Reality: It is true that there is a football match at school. Unfortunately, the so-called football field is just a piece of mud, and the wind blows dust, which has nothing to do with the word "green". There is no MM to watch the game at all, which is very depressing. The most depressing thing is that when I was a substitute for two games, my team was eliminated one round ahead of schedule, and I left the game without even touching the ball!

Imagine: after I go to college, I will win the hearts of countless MM with my handsome, handsome, symmetrical and brilliant humor and become a popular lover. I must be very calm so as not to be misunderstood as a playboy.

Reality: It took me many days to be cool, only to find that no MM paid attention to me. On the contrary, Zhu Xiao, a tall and handsome guy, is very popular with MM and dates all day, which makes me jealous. One day, I was walking alone in the vagina of the school forest, and suddenly a classmate MM called my name behind me. I turned back in the coolest position with great joy, only to see that MM was holding a letter in her hand and her face was slightly red. I was greatly moved by my shy and charming appearance, and I muttered in my heart: Finally someone knows how to appreciate it! There is gold shining everywhere! Unexpectedly, what MM said broke my heart-"Would you please give this letter to Zhu XX in your dormitory for me?" Oh, my God.

Imagine: after I go to college, I will be blessed by God and become an elite in society. I will definitely go out to eat spicy food, live in a villa and drive a famous car. ...

Reality: One day, the teacher said in class: "Although the enrollment has been expanding in recent years, I think it is not difficult for undergraduate graduates to find a job as long as they are not too demanding. I think it is reasonable for you to earn 500 to 1000 a month in the future ... "My heart is half cold. A few days later, I bought a cam- outside the back door of the school-I talked with the young man who sold CDs for a while. He said, "How time flies when I see you freshmen and think of what you looked like when you first entered school. I have been setting up a stall here at my alma mater for two years after graduation ... "I almost fainted at that time.