Chen Mo's Classic Quotations in "Career Coming and Career Going"

1. In junior high school, SARS came, in senior high school, avian flu came, and in college, we are finally going to graduate ... 212 ...

2. In senior high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as SB; In college, we are as idle as SB, but we can't get back the happiness when we were grandchildren ...

3. Just entering college, we watched Struggle with longing. When we hesitated, we watched Who is in charge of my youth. Just when we were about to be suddenly enlightened, a humble abode shot us all to death. In despair, when we saw Farewell Atlantis, we suddenly became calm. What house to buy? It will collapse sooner or later!

4. If the ground didn't crack, the building didn't fall down, the toilet didn't explode, and passers-by didn't run in 212, I will walk into the marriage hall with the person I love on January 4, 213 (love you forever), a big day that will never be found!

5. Above the bachelor is the master, above the master is the doctor, and above the doctor is the postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a warrior after two years, a strong man after five years, and a martyr after seven years. The country will launch a saint, who will be bronze for two years, silver for five years and gold for seven years.

6. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students ...

7. The motherland has not been reunified, and I am not in the mood to review ...

8. Review = fail, review = fail, so review+review = fail+fail, mention. Damn it, the truth was born ...

9. It's almost the end of the term, and everyone sings with me: "My family lives on the high loess slope, and the wind blows over the slope. Whether it's Chris Lee or Yico Zeng, it's my brother who drops." . . My family lives on the high slope of the loess, and the sun walks on the slope. Whether it is to worship Brother Chun or Brother Zeng, bless me to pass and not fail! " !

1. Women in the new century: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write the code, find out the abnormality, kill the Trojan horse, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight over mistresses and beat hooligans ...

11. Men in the new century: sleep on the floor, live in the corridor, kneel down on the motherboard and make up for it. In 1949, only socialism could save China; In 1979, only capitalism could save China; In 1989, only China could save socialism; In 29, only China could save capitalism; In 212, only China can save the world.

13. There is such a person. If you text him, he will call you back immediately. Day or night. There is such a person, if you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is 186.

14. Even if there is a lie in the middle of Believe, even if it is a Friend, it will inevitably end, even if it is a Lover, it will eventually over, and even if it is a Fet, it will have to get first. Even if there is a Wife, it is mixed with if...

15. Handsome and has a car, it is chess; Those who have money and houses are banks; There is a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; It is Altman who plays chess in the bank who is handsome, has a car, money and a house, and has a sense of responsibility and justice.

16. Penguin GG went on a date with Penguin MM. Penguin GG kept looking left, right ... left, right ... left, right ... Penguin MM came and saw Penguin GG like this. I was angry! A slap in the face called over and scolded: "You think you are fucking logging in QQ!"

17. At present, the ratio of male to female population in China is 116.9: 1 (), so, male compatriots should work hard, or you will be 16.9! ! . Girls should work harder, otherwise, even the 16.9 won't be your turn! !

18. The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but knew that he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she rolled over.

19. According to statistics, in the complete works of Doraemon, Daxiong was beaten by Pang Hu for 173 times, scolded by his teacher for 6 times, scolded by his mother for 327 times, bitten by a dog for 23 times, and fell into a ditch for 14 times. This shows how optimistic Daxiong is to live, and I will definitely stick to the difficulties ahead of me ...

So it's someone else's wife who is being raised now ... "

21. It is said that a company randomly throws away half of the resumes it receives first, because their recruitment concept is" We don't want unlucky people. "

22. In fact, the names of BTchina and VeryCD indicate the trend of the event: "Changing to China is very fucked up.

23. "So you are the legendary 29? ! ""What is 29? ""29 is 25+38+2 ""...

24. When China is strong, foreigners will be asked to take CET-4 and CET-6! Classical Chinese is too simple, and all the questions are answered with a brush, which is cheap for them and annoys me. Each person has a knife and a turtle shell, and Oracle Bone Inscriptions is carved. The title of the thesis is on Theory of Three Represents, listening is all about Jay Chou's songs, nunchakus is only heard once, reading comprehension is about Zhouyi, oral test requires singing Peking Opera, and experiment includes jiaozi!