Three-person sketch script

Review Fengyun

(in the evening review stage): Liu stretched himself and said: There will be an exam tomorrow, so I will review diligently. After reviewing, I will go to bed and sleep!

Jane: (walks in slowly with her hands on her back): Ahem, Liu Xiaoyu, are you ready for tomorrow's exam?

Liu: ready, dad!

Jane: what?

Liu: No, I'm used to screaming at home. Yes, sir!

Jane: well, ok, let me test you first!

Liu: OK, you just asked about astronomy, geography, history, literature, mathematics, Chinese, chemistry. Science Jane: OK, I teach Chinese. Let me test you some ancient poems first: What about a pear flower behind a begonia?

Liu: A million mighty men have crossed the river!

Jane dropped her glasses, picked them up, and wiped them with sweat: Forget it, how about two more orioles singing and green willows?

Liu: an almond is out of the wall. Hey, teacher, can you make it difficult? It's too simple.

Jane was speechless for a while: Simple? Well (quietly saying to the audience: Hey, hey, I'll do the couplet, see what you do), let's do it!

Jane: Remember that, since heaven gave the talent, let it be employed!.

Liu: The mouse's son can make holes!

Jane fell and got up: Longan, litchi and papaya are all beautiful fruits in Lingnan. See how you are right! Say!

Liu: Teacher, don't be so fierce. Watch me. As he said, he posed as an eagle: The second couplet is of course Shaolin Wudang Emei, all of which are authentic in Wulin! ! !

Jane vomited blood wildly: You are unbelievable! Peeking at a leopard in a tube!

Liu: I know that, teacher. Peeking at a leopard in a tube, scared me!

Jane stepped down.

Shang: taking exams is a magic weapon for teachers, but copying is a unique skill for students! (as she says this, she shakes her head and collides with Jane)

Liu: Hey, Director Shang, what brings you here?

Shang: Don't befriend me. Let me ask you something. Are you angry with Miss Jane?

Liu: (winking) No, Director ~ ~

Shang:? All right, I can't stand it. I wish I didn't. Have you reviewed your history class?

Liu: OK, absolutely wrong!

jean: hmm, 1%? What! ! !

Liu: slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue

Shang: Forget it, I won't dispute with you. I'll rely on you to ask a few questions. If it's right, go to sleep and have a good rest.

Liu: OK, go ahead!

Shang: Yes, what are Li Hongzhang's deeds?

Liu: It's simple. He applied for the Olympic Games (wrench finger), launched the biggest peasant uprising in Spain, and joined the Red Army. He was the fifth chairman!

Shang: @ $ # $% $ # $%

Shang: (forbearing) Another Chinese dynasty order

Liu (thinking for a moment): Xia, Shang, Zhou, Spring and Autumn Period, Qin

still nodded and smiled

Liu: Then Guan Yu took the Monkey King as his teacher and the three countries were unified. But you know China's third son, right? Confucius, Laozi. There's another one?

Liu: Crazy!

Jean: I'm crazy

Here, Jane walks in.

Jane: Director, are you going crazy?

Please nod.

Jane: Long live understanding. Then he looked up and said to Liu, You! Give me another verse!

Liu looked helpless and whispered: What's the matter? Then he said: Oh.

Jane: What about the last sentence that pedestrians on the road want to kill themselves?

Liu raised his hand: Three ghosts knocked at the door in the middle of the night!

Jane is speechless again. Shang said: It seems that you are really the hardest thing for me to ask you a Chinese. ! ! !

Liu: Salute and say: Yether!

Shang Angry said: If you are poor, you can live alone. Give me a solution! ! !

Liu also roared: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines! ! ! !

Shang Jian looked into each other's eyes and ran out quickly. Liu continued to roar: Teacher, don't go, I have three stooges, and they all smell the same! ! !

Jane: Director, this guy is hopeless.

Shang: Great minds think alike. All of them failed in the last exam, and all of them were broken-bellied duck eggs.

Jane: However, the guy's composition was ok, and their substitute teacher laughed at it last time.

Shang: oh? That guy is not hopeless, go and see!

Jane: No, director.

Shang (taking the examination paper with a smile on her face, then her face suddenly changed, and she read): My sister's speech was "earth-shattering", and when she saw her food, she found something "earth-shattering". When she was lovelorn, she called for heaven and land, and asked me for money. Now she is finally married. Thank goodness. . . . . Hehehehehe (and then walks aside in a state of mental disorder)

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Jane, Jean: Good heavens! ! !

allegro: whether learning is important or not, you say it is important or not.

cherish every day. It's precious to waste time.

You should also stress quality in your study, and don't be like him (pointing to Liu): just make up the numbers!